Ain’t got time to play with crackers I need my joint worked on by a sissy specialist and I ain’t paying a dime or giving you nothing tired of whites always asking me don’t ask me for shiiit! You better show respect when you talking to the slammer got fools like corvallus on here running dey mouths talking a big game on they backsnatch but when it comes time to deliver the goodies they ain’t nowhere to be found! I ain’t got time! You too hallisey or Hallisonian need my those lips around my joint rn damn racist azz crackerjacks all up in my business
My family is Arab Muslim After mom got raped by a black thug and had to ride his c*** now she can’t stop thinking about his c*** Every time she thinks of her r***** she fingers her p**** Give mom advice and ask for pic of her Send text to 7732900804
To the person who wrote “Being gay and bisexual is a choice”… F*** you and your imaginary friend (aka “god”)! ????
You either must be gay yourself but are afraid to admit it or you have serious issues.
I hate humans. All our living problems are caused by humans. Stop procreating you f****** worms
hey C i have a question. you might think it’s weird so you definitely don’t have to answer. but can you describe what you look like? i feel like that’s really weird haha. sorry
I hate you Fernando Pessoa
I said i would shoot up the school last year and now im scared what will happen to me this year. Will the kids make fun of me? Will i get rejected by all my friends? Those are the questions im asking myself. I just dont want all of that...
Time travel is possible though laterally, meaning you’d jump timelines instead of going back in time in your own static time line. I base this hypothesis on proven mathematics and empirical evidence. Through studies of my own and those of my colleagues. 2nd, believe what you want but I will...
my dad got really drunk one night and told my brother that him and i still living in the house are the only reason he’s still around here. my brother told me years after the fact but my mom still has no idea and i feel awful knowing that she’s...
Being gay (and bisexual) is a choice. It’s not possible for someone to be born gay (and bisexual).
Everyone is born straight and are meant to be attracted to the opposite s** and create babies. Reproduction is part of life.
Don’t fool yourself into believing you’re “never gonna have...
Fernando Pessoa, you will always hide your true self in art. You will never talk to me. No matter how hard i try you keep ignoring me forever. Maybe in another life. I’m so tired. When i met you i had a vivid dream of you shooting a bullet right...
Red Hot Chili Peppers are just another boring dad rock band. There, I said it.
i don’t love you kianknowy! you knowall nothing.
I have s***** thoughts about my friends(and I’ve acted on some, which I only end up regretting), even though I’m straight and I don’t like them like that. I just get in the mood and want somone to hold me.
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I made a post here 3 weeks ago about this woman I used to talk to on Facebook and decided to cut her out of my life because her personality and the way she is in general. I prefer not to mention names, so keep in mind.
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i get weird spells where everything is super loud and i year yelling in my ears and feel really lethargic and depressed. what the f*** is that? is it common? please help me
This is why I don’t have s**. Guy on top or from behind 30mins in “phew this is some good p****” a girl after riding or sucking your c*** for more than two consecutive minutes “Let’s switch my legs hurt” or “my jaw is tired” Guys are expected to do...
I’m so envious of women I can’t tell if I’m trans or just obsessed with women. I love their looks and their femininity. I’ve crossdressed since I was a teen and I’ve been addicted to it. I’m also bi and fantasize about being fucked like a woman when I’m dressed...
I am literally about to kill an older man wearing a MAGA. You flout that s*** I take your life, since Jan 1 2018. I only feel a little bad bc he’s an Uncle Tomas, a Puerto Rican man either too stupid, too brainwashed, or a genuine a****** that deserves...
I wasn’t insecure about my d*** size till I dated a size queen. I could never satisfy her because I couldn’t get into her guts. She left me broken hearted and ashamed of my d***.
I left my job because I couldn’t stand it but now I am afraid I will never find a new one due to a major factor that crimps my hirability. I am ashamed of being a screw up in life and am seriously considering ending it all.
Do you see me in your dreams?
do you guys prefer girls with or without makeup?
I just got off the plane in Tokyo, im not sure if they felt it (my family & friends) or maybe my mom did, but unless they shell out the money to travel here the airport is probably the last time they will ever see me. You see, I’m not...
A 15 year old girl once showed me her breasts, and they were absolutely magnificent.
Many years ago, when I was in my early 20s, I went to a small party at a friend’s house, and there were probably a dozen or so people hanging out. This one...
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First you slap it, then pull it, then twist it 1/8 of a millimeter. Wait exactly 4 minutes but its very crucial that you concentrate on pushing it in reverse. Once thats complete let a midget smell it but he must be your best friend (very important). Wait another 4...
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idk how to categorize this but i have seen the worst p*** in my life was about a JAV with a YOUNG boy (5 or 6y o) and a grown a** huge t*** girl eating her p**** and fondling her breasts i c ant
I’m a Chem E grad with lots of time on my hands, that’s a good thing because I have a plan to bankrupt big oil and pharma. I took the time during my years of study and post grad to draw up infrastructure plans that will see people get nearly...
FM Radio is DEAD
Some days I wish I wasn’t such a smart a**. My mouth is going to be the end of me..
My brother just slapped me, my face feels numb and it’s really hot to the touch. He dragged me across the living room by the neck and slammed me against the door. I know this is physical abuse (and it has been happening for almost a decade, along with emotional...
I’m a gay guy in my 20’s and I love love love men who have a deep sounding voice. Deep voices turn me on. ❤
I’m not into men who have that annoying feminine voice. No thanks.
After years of failed relationships with people of both sexes, I decided to abstain from s** and m***********. It’s been one year already, and all I can say is wow. I’ve learned not to care about what others think of me, not to judge others, I’ve learned to forgive others...
My best friend for 3 years just asked if he could give me a b******. I couldn’t read any emotion in his eyes, they were normal, just his regular lazy half-opened eyes. I didn’t think he was serious so I just laughed it off and told him no, and the...
When a pornstar dies is it ok to continue watching their stuff?
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