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The Grinch
I was at the beach today, nice in Florida. A hottie was sitting on a towel and I was chatting her up. She was wearing a crop top and pan-ties. I’m a pan-ty freak and noticed immediately. I dripped pre juice in my bikini suit and had a wet spot. She lol. Soon after I shot a load of jissum, excused myself and went to clean up in the ocean.
Sometimes I hate the way I look I just wish I had a boyfriend and there is this guy in my school I think is really cute but he is one of the most popular guys and he doesn’t even know my name!
In my prime as a pro bodybuilder I had a 9 inch p**** but after years of abusing steroids it shrank to just under 2 inches. In spite of my micropenis My biceps have grown to an astonishing 22.5 inches!
I’m pretty sure my mom can’t function without wine. Most people have coffee in the morning. She has wine.
I’m a 33 year old female, very attractive. I lost my c******* when it became infected after my c******* piercing went horribly wrong
I’m 18 and 170 cm(5’7). Is it true that m*********** stunts growth?
I think im bi, but i am not completely shure. I have a major crush on a guy (im female) but recently i have had feelings for a female friend of mine, im confused and curious…
For the tough guy “abusive husband”. I’m glad your wife tore off your testicles you b******!
When I get mad at people, I cope through by imagining I’m r***** and killing them.
Question: why do men like a***? I get gay guys but why do straight guys prefer having a*** s** to vaginal s**? I find it so strange. And maybe some of you can clarify or explain this to me.
Brain, if you could stop making me feel like I’m the happiest person alive whenever he talks to you that would be great. He might have not said he rejects you but him not acknowledging that you like him doesn’t mean you have a chance, if anything he is rejecting...
9/11 was a sophisticated intelligence operation with high level involvement from several states. The lynchpin of this conspiracy was Israel. Research the dancing Israelis. Then read the Culture of Critique
more of a question but who cares. I have a inspiron 5555 running on a AMD A8 with no graphics card. is there a way I can swap both without changing the motherboard also in an inexpensive way? I don’t feel like paying so much money right now
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Imagine doing terrorism for a god that Doesn’t exist
My body is really weird. I have a small waist and stomach but my thighs and b*** are pretty big. I feel like a human pear. :/
Kik me: Hey_james1
I’m 23, bisexual male and I’m looking for a someone special. 😉 Come one, come all and let’s have fun!!
Marriage should be abolished, it ruins people
Holy molly it must be my birthday
Mhmmm mmmmm!
Glad i figured that grad school is a Scam that tried to indoctrinate me into debt and liberal socialism…
I am about to be made unwelcome in my own home when my estranged husbands hosts his family at my house for my son’s first birthday.
I want to lick your feet and a****** in those perfect pantyhose Kelly Connolly.
Should I confess my feelings to my crush? I’m a girl. I don’t know if he likes me and he also lives in a another state. What do you think?
I used to stalk a few girls that I was friends with on Facebook, and saved to their pics to j******* to.
I got high off of murdering someone … I plan on doing it again
You never wanted to be around me! not even as a friend! You missed out.
I’ve cheated on my gf of 2 years multiple times, never anything physical just sexting, but I still wanna be with her forever so I can never tell her ever because my priority 1 is protecting her happiness so day in and day out I feel like I’m protecting her...
I’m free
FM radio makes me sick to my stomach and puts me in a terrible mood. I refuse to listen to soulless/repetitive garbage and talentless clowns who think they’re “all that”.
What makes it worse that my parents sing along to every so-called “song” they hear on the radio and add...
It’s not a confession, but Lord if you help my family heal and prevent me from being pregnant, I will continue studying to be a doctor and help others the rest of my life.
Embarrassed because I’m supposed to be a Christian I do love the Lord but I’m still human and I get super jealous I had a thought of a criminally insane murdering my daughter because someone told me she want to be with someone I loved I also have wet dreams...
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing c**** wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to s*** cowboy c****!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
I will not trust you with the kid due to your bad choices that I have seen you make every day.
You’re still in my mind. Your eyes and the way they followed mine. Your eyes spoke everything your mouth couldn’t. I wish to see you again. To feel you near me. You cared so much for me even though you hardly knew me. We just had an instant connection that...
what is the difference of i love you and I am inlove with you ?
I get off to peoples’ congested coughs.
I brought a box of donuts and went to take a shower. 15 minutes later I come out of the shower to see that my mom ate all 12 donuts
My fear of intimacy is stopping me from f****** other men. I just want to be fucked hard, g******* you brain!
I did not comply with my former supervisor. She told me to do something and I refused to do it because I did not like them or their ways. As a result I was released from the job early. Losing money on my paycheck. I should have complied and let...
Some people here assume your age, gender or nationality! WTF!
I think it’s stupid when young people complain about their relationships. I haven’t had a relationship so all I can think they’re lucky and take it for granted. And why do people stay in bad relationships when they can be with someone who appreciates them more?