I’ve slapped myself 30 times in the face before my mother did. so take that mom. your daughter’s already called herself a failure and more before you could ?

Sometimes I think it would be fun to go on the bachelor just to get free food and vacation lol. I don’t wanna compete over some average dude on a degrading show… so here’s how it would go: I would continually avoid him or just as we were about to...

Which would you rather have? AJ Applegate handing you a glass full of piss before squatting over a large bowl after a seven pound greasy all meat Chipotle burrito soaked with carolina reaper sauce and large chocolate laxative shake? Or a meal by Gordon Ramsey?

I wish I kissed you when I had the chance. The thought of not being able to next year scares me.

Please give me a sign

I have an a … person, who means a lot to me still. We were super close friends about 3 years ago. We dated but in the end, it didn’t work out. So we remained friends, but then he slowly pushed me away. I always saw him around though and...

My phone use is blinding me so bad. I will stop now.

“I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality”

meaning: “He lived his life like the commercials told him to, as in he followed all the trends thinking they had the answers (“I...

Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have not loved at all?

I tipped my Uber Eats driver $20 on a $25 tab. I feel like I’m bragging even here, but I hope it makes him smile at 2 a.m. :)))

Since Michael Bay is involved, I’m expecting this live action Dora movie to end something like this:
Dora and Swiper are fighting on a roof. Swiper somehow gets her down for the count and is about to go for the killing blow. Boots comes outta nowhere and stuns Swiper....

Simple life advice of the day: Don’t become famous. Keep your life fully private.

A mother in San Antonio is facing an absolutely devastating tragedy today after she s*** her pants in front of her entire family on what was supposed to be a special day with all her kids back from college and everything.

Poor woman. It doesn’t get much more heartbreaking than...

I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality
I wasn’t born so much as I fell out
Nobody seemed to notice me
We had a hedge back home in...

We talk, he stares at me in class. I don’t know… He hugs me. He always says funny pick up lines to me whenever he sees me. Every time we talk, he says,”admit it, you like me.” Is it wrong to assume he likes me?

i think meghan markles sister in law looks more regal and that fresh victorian look then any of the markels.

I’m bisexual and I think my best friend hates me because of it, he said he cant support lgbt because of his religion and he doesn’t seem to be replying to my messages….I feel really upset.

so is no one going to point out that this site was dead for 2 weeks and only just came back 9 hours ago

Hi, i got a question: What would you do if you got a very hot Daughter and you got a Friend who wants to f*** her? My Daughter is 23 years old and i got a Friend who recently visited me evenings for some beers. He saw my Daughter coming...

I wish I could ask my parents (my mom in particular, shes easier ro talk to) for a v*******. What Im using now isn’t an official s** toy (its a homedics pm 50 mini massager – my brother won it for me at Dave and Busters with innocent intentions) and...

Is there a glitch in the like/dislike button? Because I see like 1000s of people disliking/liking things, is this just my screen or others too? WTF?

I just found out this girl that goes to my school who is TWELVE, had fucked a ton of guys and all she does is play them and s***. Really disturbing…

Im so embarrassed,so i finished m*********** and after i was too tired to move or clean myself so i just fell asleep and also didn’t hide my d****.

I woke up to my mom cleaning my room,istg i locked the door…99.9% chance she saw the d**** next to me. She...

Left h**** and unsatisfied…again!

How the hell does that post under “Top Viewed This Month” have so many f****** likes and views? Is someone hacking the site? And if so, nobody here should feels safe.

can i watch p*** while my dad is sleeping in the same room lo?

We just went on a great date and now he sends me one word texts.. guess it wasn’t so great. This f****** s****.

Do you want me too? I can’t stop thinking of you

Somebody should burn down and destroy the Westboro Baptist Church already. That would be great.

Do you guys know any good thriller movie?

I’m lucky to have a hot a** girlfriend but something disgusting happened last night that I’m not sure I can recover from. I was hitting the back door when this long thick bloody string started coming out, I’m not gonna lie I screamed like a b****, she didn’t know wtf...

All military veterans should be monitored by the police. If you voluntarily join an organisation which requires you to kill people, you obviously have mental issues. These people then receive training to make them even more dangerous. Then we set these psychopaths loose on society again. Anybody else see the...

Do you guys know any good horror movies on netflix?

medical question here. please don’t tell me it’s cancer lol

female, 22, no s***** partner but I do m*********, adequate weight for hight etc etc.
You know that area between the v***** and the a***? I found a small lump on the left side. It’s the size of a...

I had s** with a guy unprotected and he used the ‘pullout’ method. I am in the fertile stage of my cycle and am panicking. The only reason it wasn’t protected is because he claims he can’t feel anything with a condom which i know isn’t true but i don’t...

JEFFB1517, JEFF BOLDEN, THE MODERATOR OF /R/ISRAELPALESTINE IS A RACIST, A BIGOT, AND AN ISLAMOPHOBE.

So… I snuck out tonight as I usually do either for alone time or simply to hangout with friends. Anyways, tonight I was planning to meet my friend Omar. He seemed like a good guy. A nice 5’8 muscular guy…And it *was* okay we were just chilling, and then he...

I hate humans. All our living problems are caused by humans. Stop procreating you f****** worms

I refuse to let my life go to waste by subscribing to religion/spirituality woo woo nonsense and having my parents proselytize me. I’m not gullible like them. I can’t take it anymore with the guilt trip ridden jesus talk. Can’t wait to move out someday where I’m far far away...

People that are able to immediately jump into another relationship after one just ended are bad people and you can’t change my mind.