Last Monday I had forgotten something for work, I let myself in the backdoor, I heard noises in the living room, I looked in my daughter, was on all fours with a black boy with his manhood up my daughters a*** passage, my daughter was licking out a black girl’s womenhood, my son was getting his manhood sucked I could not see who was.
rodney and the fuckheads +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.Context and UsageThe “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.
If there is a race I hate more than any other, it would probably be Indians. What about you guys, gals, and its?
My friend said something to me that I can’t get out of my head, They were not angry but the s*** they said about me was offensive and they were dead a** (no jokes). I am confused why they would s*** chat me like dat
People glamorize childhood and nostalgia way too much.
I wouldn’t wanna do it all over again because then I’d have to ask parents permission for everything.
I had a good childhood and all but I enjoy being an adult a whole lot more. Adulthood is where its at. ?
I need help, my friend just went through a break up and she is taking it so hard she doesnt want to eat anymore, any advice=
After admiring a shotgun’s creation i stood there thinking to leave the act
Having s** with my first cousin.
We were having a new years party at my house and my cousin was getting really drunk, so drunk that she couldn’t drive and had no one to drive her, so she decided to spend the night.
I had some evil intentions and...
I’ve always been pretty aggressive when i get angry since I was a kid till now my when my brothers made me mad when I was little I used to just onto there backs and claw at there eyes and pull there hair, when me my mom and my brothers...
I like c** in my people’s food without their knowledge. I’ve been doing it for decades. My best friend(a woman) has probably consumed a few gallons of my special sauce in the 30+ years we’ve known each other.
I just got paid $30 to play video games with the most well behaved kids ever for 3 hours. Aka babysit.
I want to kill myself, I live on the sixth floor of my building so it shouldn’t be too complicated but I’m scared
Buying p*** (especially high definition professional p***) is extremely stupid. Just watch it for free instead.
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Financial REGRET…. I greatly regret not paying my taxes on a National Mortgage Settlement awarded to me. THe IRS will crush you, no mercy. I am in a 6 year payment plan that is absolutely crushing my familys financial well being. Cant keep up with all the things a family...
I’m curious.
Do you find plus sized women attractive?
I have heard people argue fuss and complain about so much that I’m to the point to where I just want to give up and let go of what’s really bothering me part of it it for my parents and other people that have came into their home 2 lie...
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Depression is hilarious, it has a ridiculous sense of humor. To cope with it, I do a lot of writing and ranting and screaming. My rants are me just getting my emotions out before they become too much to handle. So many of these rants are spur of...
My boyfriend has told me that I seem to have a habit of thinking about those around me as relationships rather than individuals.
I got upset and denied it because I didn’t think it was true! I do love people and care for them.
Lately though, I realized that he’s...
This is more of a question than a confession, but who on here reads fanfiction? If you do what kind?
I’m a psychopath I killed one of my class mates yesterday I’m in middle school and I killed my classmate we have the same bus stop I killed him because he told everyone that we hade s** in the sixth grade and we did but I’m still in sixth grade...
Hey there here I’m conffeing something today im roommates took some girl in flat they a are too drunk even girl is not in a constant me and my other partner aged 42 we are sleeping in other room and the guy who took her in flat he is sleeling...
I’ve felt most happy with myself when I’ve given up on everything. No goals, dreams, plans, or aspirations at all. I just did whatever I felt like, or whatever I needed to do to survive in the current moment. I overthink literally everything. The times i’m able to be...
This kid in a couple of my classes is a total stalker and psychopath. He showed no interest in me until i got into a relationship with another guy he was close with. He started to follow me around, give me s***** looks and always interrupt the conversations that me,...
I want to kill myself but need some advice….. I don’t care about pain or anything, I just want to know how to definitely make sure a method works …if someone could not just tell me a method but the best way to do it ??? . Plz help I...
I was planning to speak to my doctor at my next appointment about how I think I’ve been disassociating lately but the best example of this was after I was raped earlier this year. I never reported it or went to the doctor about it because I knew it wouldn’t...
Blyat.
I always had a strange desire for married women. I will never cause any disturbance in society by my actions. But just knowing the thing that she is married is enough to turn me on. I know this is not socially correct and I will never make first move. But...
WE HAVE THE LAKE HOUSE FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS TOU DUSTY B****
You have to have permanent brain damage or mentally retarded if you think “country music is good”.
so im sitting here thinking I have committed many wiked evil and sinful acts in my life and I wanted to confess. I grew up in a Christian school then became spiritual at 15. when I was younger I was highly s***** I would masterbate and think of i*****, as...
I want to f*** the s*** out of my bosses wife. He’s a cool dude and they have kids and she’s kind of a c***. I just want to bend her over and blow a fat load inside of her. She’s not hot but not ugly. Not sure why. Weird...
When I was 9 I forced myself onto a boy and kissed him against his will. Is it r***?
Has anyone actually sent bob an vagene?
Everytime I go home, I get on the internet and pretend that I don’t exist. I think I only do this because at school I don’t have friends. I have gotten used to the feeling of being alone and find it nice to be alone sometimes. But, there’s always a...
I think I might be asexual and I don’t know how to tell my fiancee but I’m thinking that I won’t until after he gets phalloplasty then I’ll just slowly pull away from s**.
I am so beyond LIVID. I just wanna punch someone or something
white guys make me cringe.
Are o*** parties actually a thing and how do you get invited?
(I’m not sure if this is a confession, unpopular opinion or something else) Look I like the fact that Jamie Brewer still wants to pursue her dreams even though she has down syndrome but she is horrible at acting