everytime I speak to a boy they make out that they never think of perverted stuff and it disappoints me

I told my mother I was pregnant as a joke one time and she nearly kicked me out. She didn’t let me back in her house until I took a test. So, yeah, be careful about joking sometimes.

My wife Marge and I visit my dad on the farm occasionally and give him a hand with the chores. At almost 60, he’s not as young as he used to be and he appreciates the help. Now, I don’t know how it began but for the past couple years,...

Okay, I’m 11 in an all girl’s school in the 7th grade.(Don’t ask why.) And in the other section there’s this girl who is the same age as me and I’m friends with and her crush has a crush on her and shes 12. So a week her crush confessed...

Alright f***, this is getting out of hand. I came home to them making out, naked on my f****** bed. My brother and my bestfriend (idek if we’re even that close anymore. He spends all his time with Damian. God f***) I’m officially blinded for life, that was so f******...

I wonder, of all people, why did he choose me? Surely, he can get any girl he sets his eyes on. I don’t deserve someone like him… He’s ridiculously handsome, an amazing cook, and too sweet.. I, on the other hand, fail at everything I try to do. I’m just...

Gonna ask my guys out there, who’s hotter? A girl who’s outgoing and fun with loads of confidence or a shy girl who likes to keep more quiet and to herself?

Maybe we will be ghosts forever

After Brexit, the company had an emergency meeting and stated they were doing cuts. They’ve asked some staff to consider taking redundancy as they can’t afford to keep everyone. I’ve heard some other people are experiencing the same thing.

What exactly are the pros of Brexit?

does anyone know if there’s a website where i can make suicide pacts with someone? asking for a friend, naturally

To the person spamming “I cannot stand/I hate white people”…

Go back to Africa where you and your kind belong and die of starvation and aids. Brainless cotton picking n*****.

I’m done with life

Everyone has a tipping point. I finally reached mine and blew up. It felt good. And what happened as a result couldn’t have worked out any better for me. Sometimes you just have to be a jackass and hope for the best. Shout out to my pathetic mother, thanks for...

I hate my parents.
My dad only cares about what my mom says and gambling and money and his damn phone.
My mom is the worst. Body shaming me every day. Calling me fat when i was eating because i was hungry from not eating lunch at school....

I f****** hate my dad.

I have a deep and sickly hatred of cats, I hate everything about them, the way they treat you badly, the way they do not care for you, I like to make friends with some cats that I see that are friendly, but I strangle them which I did not...

Quiero conocerte

My husband recently went on a diet and lost about 40 lb. He has been obsessed with diet and exercise for about 8 months now. Meanwhile I’m over here getting my own medical issues straightened out (severe anemia, hypothyroidism) and am actually feeling like a human being again. I’m finally...

Okay…so what does it mean when you dream about f****** your acquaintance who you don’t even like?

He’s like a year younger than me and really annoying. I don’t even see him that often and yet I had a dream that we went to bed together. I literally feel...

Sharing a bed with my mom is like sharing a bed with a bear

I wish I was a dog. At least I would get some good food.

I just want to go home
I don’t even know where home is
I’m tired of people murmerimg about my scars
I’m stuck
I think it’s time to go for good this time
I won’t mess up again
And I won’t cry anymore

I am a 15 year old male and I am f****** obsessed with Hilda… I can’t stop f****** thinking about that beautiful art design and powerful script please help me

After my mother passed away, my father (62) and I (28) had it rough.
He went to prison and I played music. He got a gang tattoo, sorry to say this, on his pubic bone in jail, says “F*** TEENS”. He is still traumatized by this. After he got...

Omg I am Literally Crying and Shaking Right Now This Cannot be Happening Cooke Cannot be Hacked omg

How do i seek help without feeling miserable later ?

When I was 17 I would s*** on my 12 year old sister’s small t*** and finger her, occasionally I’d also eat her bald little p****, all late at night when our parents were asleep. Sometimes she’d climb on top of me and d******* me while I was lying down.

Man, the people on muttr are f****** creepy. This site is much better.

I must have done something bad to them. Maybe so much. This, I confess. I confess all.

AMA

I dont know why I’m on her but I keep feeling it’ll help. It probably wont but I just wanna get out a lot of things. I’m a 19 year old guy who has a huge crush on a 17 year old soon to be 18 girl. She’s so beautiful...

Not being of sober mind, watching p*** .. S***** IMMORALITY, GROSS S***** THOUGHTS BEHAVIOR WITH MYSELF ,DISOBEYING GOD, ,,NOT PRAYING, NOT SEEKING THE WORD, FILLING MY MIND WITH GARBAGE MOVIES AND YOU TUBE VIDEOS, DRUNKEN HATE SPEECH, BEING A FOOL,putting things in the world before God ,getting in fights with...

So today I found out I have another guilty pleasure. Self harm scars. I’d never self harm but I used makeup to make it look like I cut and it’s so pretty to me. I’d never show them to anyone though.

Anyway is so complicated for me, twilight
Waiting on the planet to turn to me, dark side
If loving you’s a felony now, then I’m a renegade, riding
Trying to find tomorrow and ease in
‘Til you dive in
Why you rolling waves over me...

What are you thinking about?

is it fair if we kill people with any reason and get killed in return

When the day comes that I lose my mom, I will kill myself. She’s the only one that I owe anything to so I won’t leave her behind; I love her. My brother would be sad but he’s got a little family of his own now so he’ll be okay....

I hate you more than myself which is saying something

Is it safe to take Ibuprofen every six hours for more than a week???

Quiero ser tuya y no quiero esperar.