you wont catch me sippin the urinals. i stick to the toilets 😮👅 And dont be afraid to stick a finger up my asss when u pass by niggaa
urine sample dan
I was drinking in a UK, pub and got talking to a bully from school, who knew how to dominate me. I confessed some of the naughty acts I had done with my g/f, and he wanted to meet her. Just before closing time, he followed me into the gents toilets and made me s*** and swallow from his dripping d***. He kept me on my knees, while an older man emptied behind me, and ordered me to s*** him dry. He told my g/f everything when he met her, and they had s** on my bed, 30 minutes later. They carried on meeting twice a week, until she got pregnant, then he dumped her. She blamed me for letting him take her, and I had to marry her, and bring up his offspring. Now I find out, bully goes to our flat when I’m at work
I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!
-Bryon Donalds
Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville
The Grinch
Evolved? Get your stupid a** up and make a sandwich I’ll never eat. The equivalent of a n***** when it comes to work.
I would wager the majority of people do not fullfil their *dream” unless the bar is set low.
Bring a taser to a gun fight why dontcha
People don’t treat their friends like so sow
It’s just to piss on you’re your yer yar day
Lord Jesus, destroy my enemies and send them to the lake of fire. For you are a loving and just God.
That’s why they love cheese, a fungus
Anybody know where I can find some h******* guide dog p***?
3DDDDD 0O
R*** is funny, that’s how you become an uncle.
Aa
Burning bridges isn’t cool a******, didn’t you learn a thing from my brother. I just needed that confirmation. Go f*** yourself and enjoy showing your teeth with intent while supposedly shaking hands with your friends. C*** sucker
All alone
Well enjoy being alone nig
You just going to lay there like your b**** or what?
Second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand second-hand cok cok
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
I do not have a backbush, I am shaved clean like a whistle. Why don’t you try my poopoo partyhole and see for yourself?
Kerpal
Site Admin
I tried watching a UFO movie called NOPE but the n***** actor’s completely ruined it. Is there anything n****** don’t ruin?
Why are so many black people losers?
I am #1 cheek splitter and don’t ever forget it, b****.
Kerpal, Site Admin
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Ew
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Why can’t I stop doing cocaine ??
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Sounds like a dyke
White guys’d has always happened when we got our own way of living
Let’s see if you can out boom earth you Albion chimps stealing all the information of the past and claiming it as your own, that’s what gooks do to Albion chimps.
Telling yourself im somebody else is a cute way to lie yourself to sleep, ill make sure i scream so loudly terrifying it’ll make you pee ur sheet
Pretty lonely huh other, your no better and your mask doesn’t hide your p*** ways
Has anyone here seen no country for old men, some psychotic individuals don’t care, you think having someone fight a fight, “you” can’t win is a good idea in a place such as this? i try’d Showing you by crushing your hero’s, i guess ill just have to crush the...
I hate my family. They’re a bunch of the most egoistic, self entitled, greedy, stingy, self absorbed, self centered, money hungry, lying, scheming, manipulative, wasteful fuckers that ever walked the earth. I hate them all.
Um I didn’t say it. I was simply repeating their own words .
I almost forgot, Adam Levine too.
Lol. Im not black . lol last I looked . Im very Irish and Italian.
Bye :>
shally sits behind the door. say is fast