Lmao. u iz too pid.

Poop bag

Freak . mean vomit bag . burn in hell

Say
eye yam stew peed
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Smile . a dentist loves a BULEMIC ….cha ching.

Why ? Because vomit bags need a mirror mirror on the wall. Lol..or toilet .

Why all the vomiting?

5 views = more jokes…. Why don’t you see elephants hiding up in trees? ………………..
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Because their too good at it.

Idiot

Yo momma so fat she fell over on the side walk..
I didn’t laugh but the side walk sure cracked up.
Click here and i’ll tell you guys more jokes…
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If I eat a pizza I die :>
If I eat a hamburger I live forever.
But I don’t know the difference between pizza and hamburger.
Because I’m an idiot.
So I only eat donuts UwU
Eye yam stew peed

Why does Daddy’s special lollipop taste salty? 🤔

I tasted my period blood when I wiped my v***** after taking a piss. I have a bidet which washed away most of the piss, and I had a compulsive thought to taste the large blood clot on my toilet paper. I thought to myself “well people put their mouths...

You don’t really need a good job to be a responsible citizen, paying your tax, because yeah say what you will about taxes, they do keep most things in life, your surroundings from liking like a p************. Unless you love in the city like me where the climate kicks the...

I never said the law of attraction was easy to understand or easy to apply. But thought, word, and deed are how things are created on the earth plane. Feeling is the fuel for all three. If you dont like the law of attraction try something else. If it works...

There was a young man who every day of his life dreamed of being president. Everyday he repeated the mantra about becoming president. He worked hard at it. He even met the president. He overcame many obstacles, some self created. He never gave up. Did he become president? Yes. His...

When you characterize an idea as hair brained are you really giving it credence? Would a girl date you if you called her hair brained? What some one hire you if you called them hair brained? You work the law of attraction in reverse and complain that you didn’t get...

Is the Law of attraction perfect? Is any law perfect? Two people want to be president really bad. They put all of their heart, soul, money, effort, and thought into to it. Only one can win. In 2000 we had a virtual tie. Scotus broke the tie. The Bush team...

Shall we define the law of attraction? The law of attraction is simply that our thoughts create our life. Before you start bitching at me, can you give me one example of a human creation that was not preceded by thought?

Dear Lord Jesus, I waited all day for your f****** plan. It never came. I set aside my plans so that I could fulfill your plans. But they never came. Is it your idea for me to sit on my a** all day and do nothing? Pull your head out...

No. No change. Especially if it means being more like “The Rock”

I can’t smell what The Rocks cooking and frankly, I don’t wanna. It sounds disgusting tbh.

Actually I get along just fine in life. If I am “not a kind person” towards you… You need to question...

mf I DON’T EVEN WEAR HEELS WHEN I F*** MY HUSBAND WHY WOULD I WEAR THEM TO F*** A GHETTO N****
MOTHER FUCKER THINKS YO S*** DON’T STINK …….YOU LOOKING FOR ME A** WIPE NOT ME FOR YOU

Jesus and Buddha taught both. The law of attraction goes well with the golden. Jesus said it is done unto as you believe. Buddha said all that we are is the result of what we have thought. I hope you get the spiritual enema you need because you are a...

Most men KNOW how to control their tempers and emotions around other men. Especially BIGGER men than them .

Its not a matter of self control. Its a matter of your attitude and your feelings toward women.

You are the man. You need to think more of protection...

Jesus and Buddha didn’t teach the “law of “attraction”” dummy. They taught the golden rule. We might be using different terminology to describe the same thing. You know what I really hate? Hypocrites and people who are not self aware. You know what I love? Loving, kindhearted people who do...

Fighting the law of attraction is like fighting the of gravity. You will win in the short term. But in the long term your stupidity will kill you. Was Jesus and Budda stupid for teaching the law of attraction? Your negativity is holding you back moron. It is the law....

Conflating and confusing the law of attraction for the golden rule is exactly why this site is for COMPLETE IDIOTS. Fact check yourself into a mental hospital you IDIOT. STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU F****** IDIOT PIG

they dont know you exist, get over yourself

Lord Jesus, I have put my plans aside today. I am waiting for your plan. The last two days you vetoed my plans. Today it is all about you and what you want done. Praise Jesus.

Youtube search “Husky seeing snow for the first time” and just have fun.

No, actually it’s the s*** woman in her 30’s (I think) who I see every so often just saw and spoke with in a pleasant exchange while at work, barefoot in her flats in January who gave me a semi.

I look pretty good today too. Banter, laughing, A bit...

Check out the music reels I created (Facebook profile “Ana Karenjina”.) Thank you.

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

Me and my cousin started to s*** each other’s p**** it was so hot and we are 12 years old. It was soo good also as I am tipping this I am m*********** and this is going to be weird by I want to see a p*** video of a...

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

This be Rufus, Corvy don’t be putting my private business out there, I ain’t your boyfriend I just getting my nut! Clark Hallisey told me you on here bragging that I let you eat my a******.

Please pray that my brain transplant comes through. I have on the waiting list a long time. I need a new brain now.

nope, not black and not a man either 🙂

Does anyone else feel like they are always wearing a mask?

I have a vacuum cleaner fetish. One time I hosted a party, I purposefully spilled coffee while making espresso martinis. I got the vacuum out and vacuumed the girls (not in s***** areas just like their cheeks) they thought I was just playing around, which I was to a certain...