Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

I do not have a backbush, I am shaved clean like a whistle. Why don’t you try my poopoo partyhole and see for yourself?

Kerpal

Site Admin

I tried watching a UFO movie called NOPE but the n***** actor’s completely ruined it. Is there anything n****** don’t ruin?

Why are so many black people losers?

I am #1 cheek splitter and don’t ever forget it, b****.

Kerpal, Site Admin

What I hate about being self-employed is that I have to create and calculate invoices and then monitor my bank account to see if my clients are paying me and if not, I have to contact them. F***, just give me my money! For the little money I make, this...

Ew

It’s sad when I can’t find you anywhere. In the circle of may be & may be not we got lost, our self made promises broken. The relation that we thought was forever now seem feeble and worn out forever. I really don’t feel we exist anymore like before. I...

10 dias… os seguidos desencontros só são relevados com essa contagem regressiva.
Muitas vontades a serem compensadas!
Te amo.
Puma

Why can’t I stop doing cocaine ??

I have a crush on this guy since first year high school. I forgot about him when the pandemic started but since the f2f classes begun, I’m starting to have feelings on him again. Recently, I had dreams about him for a f****** 3 consecutive days. I felt happy because...

Sounds like a dyke

White guys’d has always happened when we got our own way of living

Let’s see if you can out boom earth you Albion chimps stealing all the information of the past and claiming it as your own, that’s what gooks do to Albion chimps.

Telling yourself im somebody else is a cute way to lie yourself to sleep, ill make sure i scream so loudly terrifying it’ll make you pee ur sheet

Pretty lonely huh other, your no better and your mask doesn’t hide your p*** ways

Has anyone here seen no country for old men, some psychotic individuals don’t care, you think having someone fight a fight, “you” can’t win is a good idea in a place such as this? i try’d Showing you by crushing your hero’s, i guess ill just have to crush the...

I hate my family. They’re a bunch of the most egoistic, self entitled, greedy, stingy, self absorbed, self centered, money hungry, lying, scheming, manipulative, wasteful fuckers that ever walked the earth. I hate them all.

Um I didn’t say it. I was simply repeating their own words .

I almost forgot, Adam Levine too.

Lol. Im not black . lol last I looked . Im very Irish and Italian.

Bye :>

shally sits behind the door.
say is fast

Lmao. u iz too pid.

Poop bag

Freak . mean vomit bag . burn in hell

Say
eye yam stew peed
;-;

Smile . a dentist loves a BULEMIC ….cha ching.

Why ? Because vomit bags need a mirror mirror on the wall. Lol..or toilet .

Why all the vomiting?

5 views = more jokes…. Why don’t you see elephants hiding up in trees? ………………..
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Because their too good at it.

Idiot

Yo momma so fat she fell over on the side walk..
I didn’t laugh but the side walk sure cracked up.
Click here and i’ll tell you guys more jokes…
5 view= new joke

If I eat a pizza I die :>
If I eat a hamburger I live forever.
But I don’t know the difference between pizza and hamburger.
Because I’m an idiot.
So I only eat donuts UwU
Eye yam stew peed

Why does Daddy’s special lollipop taste salty? 🤔

I tasted my period blood when I wiped my v***** after taking a piss. I have a bidet which washed away most of the piss, and I had a compulsive thought to taste the large blood clot on my toilet paper. I thought to myself “well people put their mouths...

You don’t really need a good job to be a responsible citizen, paying your tax, because yeah say what you will about taxes, they do keep most things in life, your surroundings from liking like a p************. Unless you love in the city like me where the climate kicks the...

I never said the law of attraction was easy to understand or easy to apply. But thought, word, and deed are how things are created on the earth plane. Feeling is the fuel for all three. If you dont like the law of attraction try something else. If it works...

There was a young man who every day of his life dreamed of being president. Everyday he repeated the mantra about becoming president. He worked hard at it. He even met the president. He overcame many obstacles, some self created. He never gave up. Did he become president? Yes. His...

When you characterize an idea as hair brained are you really giving it credence? Would a girl date you if you called her hair brained? What some one hire you if you called them hair brained? You work the law of attraction in reverse and complain that you didn’t get...