In the interests of showcasing the best of this hellsite to a couple buddies of mine, would any of you mind copy/pasting the absolute best confessions you’ve ever seen on simplyconfess?

today i only ate 1 meal! (a cheese sandwich)

So there’s this girl, I really like her but she has this shithole of a boyfriend who treats her like complete s*** and beats her, I look at her and wonder why she even stays with him, I mean a girl like that, she is so much more, but I...

Being In a relationship or being involved with someone is so much complicated

Hòwó random people of the 666, just want sum opinions. Should I enroll in a boarding school where I can start a new life and miss my family or should I just stay in the same school where I have to deal with fake a** people but I can be...

i desperately need advice.

a close friend recently confessed that he had feelings for me, and is planning to court me in the future. but he plans to first focus and better himself.

the thing is, multiple mutual friends are trying to make a move on me as well (one...

MN or not but thought it was great getting to be a good idea

my parents have my phone and i havent checked my messages over two days.I wonder if he cares

i don’t like trans people. i get if you want to be in a relationship with the same gender, but you cant just straight up change your f****** gender

My friend thinks she’s an “Empath”. I think she’s the most oblivious person I’ve ever met and there’s nothing even mildly perceptive about her. She’s just easily frazzled & overwhelmed when people are negative (which is totally normal & common). Mountains out of molehills- that’s all!

I’m scared of my future. I have anxiety and mild depression. I don’t know if I’m straight or not. I don’t feel like a girl. I know I’m not a boy. I might be nonbinary. All I know is that I’m not cisgender. The only LGBT person in my family...

The amount of stupidity in this world has finally cracked me. Like I legit want to become a serial killer and kill every single bigoted sexist pos there is. It’s sad that it took a movie to make finally feel something worth standing up for but s***. This is unacceptable...

DON’T DIDDLE LITTLE KIDS

I need a voluminous load of ejaculate in my mouth ASAP any load will do

Just go to an information desk or phone and ask for Corvallus i have a room available in the in terminal Hyatt where you can f*** my throat CREAM MY FACEPUSSY NOW

I’m back, and I’m here to tell you all that Captain Marvel was fantastic. Not quite what I had personally hoped for, but it was fantastic nonetheless. Sometimes having your expectations shattered is better than getting what you asked for. – Signed Middle class white male

Is it true that we all have at least one alcoholic in our families. Do You? What can I do to help someone with a drinking problem

I had to complete a 13 slide Powerpoint and a two-page essay, so to celebrate I’m going to rub one out.

STOP F****** HUMILIATING US
I FELT LIKE DYING
WE DON’T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING WE DON’T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!
STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP F****** STOP!!!!!!!!!
*INSERT SUPER DUPER CAPITAL LETTERS AND LOUD SCREAMS*

I want to be a womans s** slave and be pegged for her d********* relief.

I have gotten s** from girls at work. I have been the boss and made clear to them I expect s** if they want to keep their job.

I’m in love with her but I feel like I’m not important to her as it seemed before

Not really a confession, but i was wondering if there were any other sites like this one. I love reading some of the ridiculous s*** people have done or can make up and was just wondering.

Am I the only person who doesn’t tell my family about my dating history and s*** like that?

Because it’s none of their business to begin with.

If I get told as a gay guy one more time that I need to loves femmy gay guys. I will kill everyone that has told me this

Looking back at all my past relationships, I realized that I make better relationships with men more than women. I thought I’d be attracted to women this whole time… buuut I thought wrong. I never had true romantic feelings for any woman to begin with. I don’t even see myself...

College is seriously a terrible place to go to get your hopes and dreams crushed into millions of pieces. It’s a nothing but a scam. I’m never going back again.

F*** college!!!! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

About to go hang with my crush. Feeling a bit self conscious about a popped pimple right in between my eyebrows. Any words to help boost my confidence? I know it sounds stupid but please be kind.

Another fight tonight but I am not bothered, since I have no emotions left for him. I am actually happy to be able to sleep in a different bed. It feels so nice not to be next to him. I can breathe a little. I kind of knew we are...

Have you noticed that young girls are growing breasts much sooner than ever before? It’s because of the hormones in processed, store-bought chicken, & fast-food chicken. Sometimes it causes the breasts of young girls to lactate, and in some cases the breasts will grow deformed as they become teenagers. If...

I don’t understand how people can literally only be into one genre of music. Like riding with other people when they have the aux is obnoxious. Like give me some variety, I don’t want to listen to 20 (usually s***** songs) of the same genre in a row. Like if...

I go for walks in nature trails to j******* and I think its because when I was 14 I use to steal my sisters underwear and dress and would ride my bike to the forest so I could take my clothes off and and m********* while dressed as a girl.

death isn’t that bad…

Bye bye!

I’m still happy that wife beating n***** XXXTentacion is dead. That damn n***** got what he deserved and all of his fans are extremely stupid as f***.

R KELLY, YOU’RE UP NEXT TO BE DEAD!!

Atheism doesn’t make any sense. Life is supposed to have meaning and purpose. Life is 10x better when you have God on your side and protect you from Satan. Heaven and Hell are real! There are historical documents to prove Jesus Christ is real! Jesus loves you all very, very...

I hate Elitest Anime watchers. Like you tell them you prefer dubs to subs and they lose their f****** mind and basically proceed to shot down your throats with how you don’t actually like anime if you don’t watch subs. Like f*** you. If I wanted to read, I’d have...

One time we were planking in gym (Basically you lay on your stomach and you hold yourself up with your feet and hands) And I stretched so hard that I came

And I moaned
I f***** moaned

I never liked “spiritual lyrical miracle” rap music especially Eminem, Tupac and Biggie. All of it is boring and unlistenable. I’m not sorry. There, I said it.

Hey what do you guys do for a living? do you like it or hate it and why. And what’s your race?
PS I’m Neby

My two best friends are fat (like, morbidly obese) and they stink. They actually have a gross, s*****, cheesy, arm pit funk about them (especially the bigger one, 300+lbs) and when they visit and sit on my furniture I use Febreze, light scented candles, incense to get their smell out...