I cured my depression by carrying a piece of poop in my pocket. I chew a piece once in a while as a healthier alternative to medication. Works like a charm.

I used to watch p*** with different types. From latex to mascot costumes. I then found furry p*** and frequently watched it. Eventually I kinda joined the community. I don’t watch furry p*** anymore but I came from the p*** and stayed because of the community.

My neighbors are fighting outside and its really scaring me. i think they’re drunk and they won’t stop yelling that theyre going to kill each other. Im having a panic attack, i wish they would stop

Literally having a panic attack it’s 03:04 in the morning and I can’t sleep because I’m scared wtaf

I confess that I done wrong to you. Please forgive me. Please have mercy. Please be cool. I change. I repent. I will be good. Please forgive me.

In a hotel and there is a couple next door having s**. Both male. And I’m getting super hard. Don’t think the wife would be pleased. But goddamn it sounds f****** amazing.

I am afraid to close my eyes,
with every tick of time that goes by,
the tears that slip from your eyes,
make the pain grow deep inside.
I hear the faint sounds of screams,
every chair, or moter on street,
Makes me jump...

😨What are You looking at! I’m naked!!! Go away! Look at someone else’s post! Have You no shame!

After my boyfriend and I get married I plan on putting a whole in a condom to try to get pregnant. I know, I am a crazy b****

Tonight I was the DD for my aunt and her friends. I dropped them off and picked them up. During the ride back one of the ladies (who must have been close to her 50’s if she wasn’t already) kept dropping hints that she thought I was attractive (not saying...

The person reading this:

When was the last time you had a bowel movement?

I looked in my step sisters phone and she had naked pictures of me she had taken through the gap where my door was cracked open slightly while i was changing. I’m also a girl btw.

I Don’t Get it whats with Asians girls going for that Black.. is it for the BBC or something?

I need to know exactly what does “Death to America” mean. If someone says death to America, is he/she cursing all Americans to die? Does he want America to lose power over other countries? Or is he just opposing US policies? What does it mean exactly?

I want to lose my virginity at the bowling alley, preferably on one of the lanes.

You ever been so broke and in debt that you wish some rich person or company vehicle slams into your car and injures you so you can sue for your retirement fund?

I spied on my friend’s daughter naked. I also sniffed her p****** and wore them.

I’m the original poster of “Let’s all rise up and kill Corvallus.” By me posting that, I think I made this creature stronger. There has been a significant spike in the last day of his posting. I apologize to the Simply Confess community, I toke the bait and called out...

I don’t want a real just someone to cuddle

I’m trying so hard not to get all excited and happy about talking to this new guy. He’s making me smile by sending me cute memes and videos of dogs and cats. He’s absolutely adorable with or without his glasses. And he’s a positive breath of air in my life....

My best friend sends me pics of her in short hair and it makes me s******* confused

I’m a lesbian and I’ve been flirting with this girl for a couple of weeks, I sent her some naked pictures of myself and yesterday she said that her fuckbuddy wants to c** in me and started saying how he would f*** me really good. I’ve always just been into...

I’m 14 this year and gay.
I am sure a lot of you have felt like you don’t fit in at one point. That’s how I feel practically everyday. I live in a place that is filled with homophobic comments and hatred. I haven’t told anybody except some online...

When my ex left me, I had already knew it was coming. I didn’t want to believe it so I deluded myself right up until I heard the words “can we talk” at that moment time just stood still, like in the movies. And I felt my heart drop out...

I think my partner of ten year’s, is beginning to have romantic feelings for one of his female friend’s. I’m going to observe from afar for the next few months. If I find any solid proof to proove me right, I’ll confront him with evidence. Until then, I’ll quietly observe...

Let’s all rise up and kill the Corvallus and Backsnatch guy!
Stop posting here, your paragraphs are felony assault on the English language. You make my stomach hurt and my eyes start making my brain work twice as hard to comprehend your s***! Our brains aren’t designed to understand...

It makes me so angry when my family calls my fiancé a gold digger. I haven’t spoken to my father for five months because of what he said about her. My fiancé is broke because she’s getting her PhD and can only work a little, not because she’s lazy like...

girl next to me in my class sneezed and it sounded like a kitten it was the cutest f****** thing ive ever heard

Pans..

Anyone have any tips to get a successful Hook up ?

💩Who farted?

I’ve already written about this feeling that’s been suffocating me these days. Namely, I have a crush on a man that is never going to be mine. I have a boyfriend, but he doesn’t exactly meet my needs.

Now, I’ve just read that a typical crush lasts for about 4...

I’m not a man, just a useful idiot and tool to be taken advantage of. Acording to the world, I’m a piece of human debris who can be balmed for every bad thing that happens, seeing that I am a Christian, Midwestern American white, middle-class, middle-aged married man. At this...

Finally orgasmed last night after edging all day yesterday and it was actually enough this time. I feel free to do actual stuff without having Percy thoughts about everything, I wonder how long it will last.

I finally admitted to my online friend that I had feelings for him and he admitted them back. 2 years of talking and just being friends led to this and I am more than ecstatic. If I had a choice of living with my family (Who are toxic) and him,...

I have aggression issues. Like, when I see something as wrong, I’ll say something in the heat of the moment that’s fucked up. Like my response to people that get into a merge lane just to get to the front was, if you haven’t been in that lane next to...

Have you ever chewed a poo at a baseball game?

I confess I wronged a lot to my mother. Now I really get what I done. I am so greatly sorry.

I am so sorry. Please forgive me. I wronged you. Right now I have been punished. Please forgive me. I am dearly sorry.

Where’s Mr. Backsnatch? It’s not the same without him.