My roommate refuses to believe me when I say their cat is irritated with them when they pick her up and hold her like a baby. They do all that baby talk and get in her face. Just because she doesn’t attack you doesn’t mean she’s not irritated. There’s plenty...

Ladies, I’m a male dancer with a very nice package. I work a club circuit, along with doing bachelorette parties. At the clubs, I also do private dances in a booth. If I was doing a private dance for you, what would you do to me, or want me to...

BREED my BACKSNATCH!!!

My religious family is afraid of my dress. I have this dress that, whenever I wear it, I get a lot of attention from men. It’s not slutty or anything. I got it at this random store I found on a road trip. It was secluded deep in the desert...

When I was five I s*** in a small trash can in my moms room. I had to go and all three bathrooms were occupied. I wasn’t going to s*** my pants. So I did what had to be done. And then I got into trouble like I didn’t tell...

guess what song this is part 2:

And I’ll say I’m sorry like it’s overdue, and I’m over you
But I won’t believe it, spill me your secrets, I’ll keep them close

Hi, I’m a 17 year old girl, and I’ve got basically no friends, only really talk to my brothers. I’m a twin too. Me and my twin brother cuddle when one of us is down, we’re lonely or just because we want to. Is that weird?

guess what song this is (don’t google it please):

Ballin’ like I’m in the NBA
No, these racks cannot see TSA
They found me, now I have to relocate

Do you believe that people can be in love but not together and people can be together but not in love?

I’ve only ever watched two episodes of game of thrones. Like 4 years ago at a friends house. The entire time I was wishing we were watching something else as it completely disinterested me. I’m not into that sort of fantasy type stuff. Like lord of the rings and whatnot....

I am attracted to furry art… in /that/ way.

The thing is, it’s not the art that is lewd and shows large chests, etc. Nothing n*** or explicit.

I am aroused by furry characters that are flexible, and I look at it and pleasure myself to it daily. Women...

I want to sext and m*********.

Goodbye forever!

Isn’t it sad that you can’t express your opinions (especially your unpopular opinions) and your point of view on the internet anymore without people sending death threats, calling you names and using buzzwords?

“Safe! He’s safe!” Classic.

Today a man died in my gym, he slipped and fell in the shower, breaking open his skull. MAGA.

The girl I like likes me back! But she’s unsure. She says that she’s not 100% ready for a relationship, but is willing to date me whenever she’s ready. I’ll wait as long as she needs me to, I want to make sure she’s comfortable first.

I do like him a little,I’m just having a hard time with myself.I wonder if we will see eachother again before my clouds get darker again, or will his storm begin again? . Only time will tell if our problems get worse. I wonder if I should him chase now?...

My boyfriend wanted to see me s*** my dog and he came in my mouth. I quickly spit it out but I’m afraid I’m going to get sick now because I think some might have got into my stomach.

Hope you all have a good day/night. Stay safe. 🙂

DO NOT BANK WITH BARCLAYS

stop body shaming thor. he ain’t done nothing to you. the guy looks hilarious in the movie. what else could u possibly ask for? endgame is amazing. it’s a nice wrap up for phase 3 of mcu. y’all should be grateful some people are making these great movies. and chris...

Drain some D for me!

-Corvallus

Sooooo today I found out my best friend is moving to a different state and I cried for like 4 hours, but I still had to study for a math test (bc y’know, the world goes on i guess), and now it’s 2:30 AM and I’m a little drunk and...

He already told me he’s not interested, but I can’t help but get jealous. I’m so afraid of being replaced because I’m not pretty, or the smartest, and I have a lot of trauma and abandonment issues. I know that I’m the worst option. So if he finds anyone else,...

My mom just caught me falling… She opened the door and stared like she had lost something, like her view of my innocence, feels weird.

I’m a thirteen year old looking to bang, and I’m not gay

No hope. Can’t breathe. I’m dying inside. Don’t want to burden.

it’s dark here and I’m done trying to live another day just because

i know this is irrelevant and not really a confession, but are any of you guys homophobic? just curious cuz i’m bisexual, but like girls more (i’m a female btw!) ;w;

If it tastes like fish and feels like chicken,
that the place you put your d*** in…
if it taste like trout, get the f*** out.

I need some advice. My husband wants to have a t******** with my friend’s husband. She doesn’t know but the three of us have discussed it.

I’m not a prude but I not sure if I like the idea. I’m mainly concerned about jealousy after we do it. We...

I just ate an entire pizza, a bowl of noodles. Half a bag of doritos, a brownie, a single toaster strudel, and a half gallon of milk. And now it’s time to play the waiting game. Do I vomit? Or do I sit in agony for next 8 hours while...

I put the handle of a screwdriver in me down there. Am I still a virgin?

So I am a girl and have a wonderful girlfriend that I love so much, but recently my really good guy friend (who I used to have a crush on (and have another now)) seems like he may be crushing on me and said he had a crush on me...

Not sure what I should do. Back in 1999, I attended a week long meeting at a large casino on the east coast. I was 36 years old at the time, an executive in the healthcare field and childless. I decided that weekend that I was going to find a...

Describe your fashion sense in the comments, I’m curious. I’m all ears.

Real a** b**** give a f*** bout a n****.

I’m extremely bored all the time

Between the stress of living with idiots, dealing with useless bastards in my project group, deadlines, upcoming tests and exams and the fact that I’m just too stressed to focus in class, I’m just about ready to snap now. Trying to book an appointment with my college counselor tomorrow but...

I’m almost 30 but i still feel like a teenager. Like I literally feel no different. My personality is the same. My likes and dislikes are virtually the same. I still smoke weed and play video games. I wear pajamas to bed. My room still looks the same as it...