Had a hot dream a bunch of cute young guys were p****** everywhere. It wish it was real
There is simply nothing more entertaining about the WNBA or anything within its buildings than a lime green dil-do landing on the court during play.
Everything else about the gatherings there resemble a lesbian bar. Nobody who isn’t a lesbian wants to waste a single moment in a lesbian bar.
We need more green dil-dos in the ESPN highlights and much less of everything else WNBA.
38 f divorced. The waiter that I went home with last night. He asked me if I was ready for a ponding. I said yes Grand Ma needs a ponding.
In truth bored_april you been nothing but a disappointment in my life. What a waste of a human being
It got stuck 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHAHAHHAHAA
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DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!
CALL your doctor IF you have an ERECTION lasting more than FOUR HOURS (unless you’ve been watching Chaturbate for 5 hours plus)
Hear, Hear!
Please dont kill yourself. Jesus needs you to spread the gospel. You are an important part of this organization. If you kill yourself you will lose all of that and wake up in the lake of fire for all of forever.
Oops poops scuddle to the potty
Better that, than wearing one diaper baby.
I woke up to my pet rats fighting and had to break it up when I was done and had already separated them I went to my mom and as she started to hug me I farted really loud and cried
Hey s*** lips, enjoy the puff ya fairy?
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
im so mad, what’s her problem?? What I do with my body is my choice and my choice only What’s her need to go gossip to everyone else?? It literally doesn’t concern her
I really like this guy his name is Ian and like were friends but he just like when I see him I get butterfly’s and when were talking I feel like ii am actually being listened to. I even made a song cause I feel like he don’t like me...
How funny is it to fall for my ex’s best friend. My ex is a gir, so am I(we are both bisexual btw). And now, I start to develop a special feeling for her best friend(he/him).I feel so fkn awful even though my ex and I are friends now. Not...
I want to die and I’m on the verge of just making it happen. I don’t know how regular people live. How do they have nice things? How do they have kids? How do they have a home? How do they keep a car on the road? I feel done...
Happy Birthday
So, i’m a 16 year old white person and i’ve been working towards being anti-racist for about two years now and It has opened my eyes to a lot things including how painfully racist my family is. I know silence doesn’t help anything but it’s 5 against one and one...
Confidence is also big. That’s a big deal. Part of that is not being insecure about what someone else has that you don’t or what you have that they don’t. None of it matters. All that matters is you. I really never feel jealousy, envy or hate. Never. I’m the...
R.I.P. Richard Huckle
hay nako enzo. gusto kasi kita T-T since gradeschool pa kaso you like her eh HAHAHAH okay lang di nmn masakit
Labourer position available. Immediate start. Must have a clean drivers licence and happy to drive a 3T light truck (car licence only requried). Ability to back a trailer an advantage. Duties include site tidies, site safety fencing, collecting and delivering materials to our building sites and helping out on site...
Before he died, Houdini and his wife worked out a code, so that if he came back after his death his wife would know it was him by the code. So after his death his wife made several attempts to contact her dead husband, and on one occasion he did...
CRY MAYCHO
I feel like everyone has been corrupted by the easy access of p**n and now people have the most disgusting fantasies and they think its normal. especially concerning for teens who r growing up on this. like rlllyyyyy scary that a lot of teens just have totally warped views of...
i like ambient music especially like drone but idk love brian eno and stuff, john cage, autechre, boris, sun o, yk all the basic stuff
I’m loving disco right now especially artists like donna summer, chaka khan, andrea true. also loving marvin gaye and miles davis right now. Absolute classics
What kind of music do you listen to?? whats ur fav songsss
girl if you dont like your bf, break up with him! Simple as that Im telling you
had a dream that I was famous, and all my fans attacked me and tore me to shreds
I love life!
What was the name of that gay n***** on this site?
I 23F and Boyfriend 24F have been together for 3 years and been having s** for 2 years, hes always been super dominant. He has a large package I think 9and half inch’s hes very rough sometimes not out of abuse but to enhance the time by pounding me hard...
Shushag
Not all serial killer kill. Some just don’t care if you’re dead or alive.
I don’t know, maybe I am just a cold unfeeling psychopath?
This was our night. We usually got to spend this night together. Good times. I miss you.
SHUT THE F*** UP NO ONE GIVES A F*** ABOUT YOUR MESSED UP FAMILY WHOSE FAULT DO YOU THINK THAT IS NO ONE CARES F****** GIRAFFE B**** WANNABE LESBO YOU TRY TO ACT LIKE YOURE #DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS BUT YOURE LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS EVEN...
andd now I miss the idiot 🙁
*clarification: it makes me sad that you are so stupidly transparently manipulative – get better at it man. I get that you’re on the spectrum, but if you’re going to play the pity party card and resort to manipulation – do it right.
