I work for a dry wall company. Today was short because of not enough drywall. After getting home I seen Bill’s and Brenda’s car parked out front. After getting into the house, I heard some giggling going on. I followed the giggling. Here’s my wife Kathy and Brenda sharing their taco’s. Bill was sitting along the wall in a chair watching. I thought what the heck. I asked Bill if he needed a fresh beer while I was getting a chair for myself.
It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake another one. Took him longer this time. He asked why did take longer. I lied to him saying I’m not sure, but it was really fun filling up that pie pan again.
I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!
-Bryon Donalds
Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville
The Grinch
Sorry “Herpes” is not an Indian name is it?
That sounds Guatemalan? Am I wrong? Every third dude is probably named Herpe.
I’m not jerking off. What the f*** is wrong with you? Have you been eating lead paint chips? Lady…. That was out of left field. You have a filthy mind. You are f***** crazy. Please refrain from speaking. Immediately. Cease.
I dedicate GNR, You’re Crazy (acoustic version) to you....
“the eye in the sky”?
You’re insane. He cheated on you because you’re fruit loops and he wanted out. I would immediately dump any woman who believes in astrology, tarot cards, karma. Her a** is gone as soon as I hear any bitching about Mercury in retrograde. I’m done. I’m...
President Biden wants to send 100 leotard tanks to the Ukraine. That will show the Russians. They invented Ballet.
# nuke china # nuke the chinese # boycott china # s*** on china # s*** on the chinese # ban the chinese from sites and life # chinese are retarded schizophrenic psychotic animalabusing disabled terrorist ugly midget wastes of space and oxygen pieces of shits # make a deadly...
Anybody have any h******* guide dog p***?
. . you mean you would dance a jig??
F*** tard didn’t realize they exposed their rolls
I would never pull up to the car meet in a Lamborghini from the scrap yard.. unless it was a s***** little parking lot with men of all ages with troubles getting it up 🍆
i have 3 cars and horses and a truck and a dirt bike I don’t have to go to school I don’t need no education I don’t want to live like you
You gonna stand there all shity?
S*** tooth
Pp
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Probably take it in both ends fucker
Try it
Hope you know mandarin/russian Sir. Salute Sir No sir not my booty hole T ouch cheddar cheese stinks
Opa
You keep saying it, I think you got it. It was funny when the old farts say it, your pink shoes and pouting ain’t convincing opa
The USA s**** big horse c*** and sells weapons to the stupid.
For got to unattach your phone from the webpage your device is the only one connected to devices detection control. Keep looking at all the dumb s*** dumb b**** its you yourself and the crazy s*** in your head
I want to cry 😭
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💕
I feel worthless. Whatever I do isn’t enough to meet my dads standards. I can’t look at myself in the mirror no more.
I need friends zero..#6186
Who would enjoy watching Greta Tungburg being gang raped by homeless men???
I had doubt on my mom so i just opened her whatsapp on my pc and start checking her chats, i found a man she have affair with, they was chatting about a location to meet, so i also went there on time and saw my mom and that guy...
even though I’m not sure when I’m going to have s** again, I will say that I’m mature enough to not really worry about it. Most would probably just go hook up with some random individual. Or would they? All I know for sure is that I’m wired different. For...
He who is without Sin may throw the first stone…
I got prescribed Xanax after my dad died and right now I want to take the whole bottle and go to bed. I don’t have the courage but I wish that I did.
ay who play cookie run
Weird you are in love with your son’s cousin.
A bit complicated, but I want to try to simplify as best as I can. I had been dating this guy who I really liked. I was falling in love with him quickly. One day, he mentioned to me...
Mix an igniter in so when you boom it rides through the pipes faster than they close
Like rats they burrow to get in where they need simple boom quite as a mouse. Stimulating will keep you awake in the frozen wet
i lov uh
I categorized this as “Other” as I am feeling a rollercoaster of emotions. It’s so hard for me to process let alone process it alone. I’ve told family and friends and I appreciate the help they’ve given me but it doesn’t feel enough. I know this is likely a me-problem...
*looks around* 🤭 yoo who got autumn?
chicky chicky bam bam boom
Honestly I f****** hate n******.
