Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf

there’s this high schooler I’m attracted to.we pass by each other each morning…I’ll be entering HS soon but let’s say if I got the chance to be something,it’d be a senior and freshman relationship🤡

To the beautiful young (probably 14 or 15) girl who just came strolling into the dollar store wearing nothing but a tiny bikini, no shorts or shirt or anything else… I just want to say thank you. That was a wonderful eyeful after a long, s***** day.

I need a date to night just someone to talk too dinner any one

So like, just found this in an analog magazine, “Is love an endless feast, or is it what people manage to serve each other when their cupboards are bare?”

I’m a 13 year old guy willing to have s**, and I’m not gay.

i hate My mom she’s a b****

I want to f****** die i need to die ill never be right and its my time anyway, any of you losers know any quick and easy ways to end it?

How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody p**** on his teddy bear.

My girlfriend and her sister were sucking my c*** when their lips touched and they freaked out and stopped because they thought it was gross that their lips touched. WTF?

The ICON TROLL is the worst part of Simply Confess now. What a sorry a** person! Not only to be making so many stupid f****** posts, but to identify themselves every single time makes it even more pathetic. Every single post has LOSER written all over it. Grow up! You...

ELECTION TIME

Who is the rightful king and queen of SimplyConfess?

Like for Corvallus and the Gator Lady
Dislike for Nagerzman and Nat

Whoever wins isn’t allowed to collect percentages from us because TAXATION IS THEFT

Bye bye forever

Female cartoon characters (yes, women and women with dicks in anime/h***** included too) are 10 times hotter and better than real life females.

Yesterday I had my very first kiss at 21 years old, and with I girl I like a lot, tho it was one of those jokes from another friend to make us kiss. Later then I found out she likes another guy.

I love feeling a guys inner thigh rubbing against my a** as he thrusts, rocking back and forth with that long stroke. The hairs on the back of my neck stand up, a nerve in the back of my throat down my chest starts buzzing, I enter the throws of...

I like to watch my m*** cougar wife have s** with younger guys.

I pretend I’m black

So i’m into this one guy, let’s call him Mcdreamy. Tbh i don’t know why i like him so much, i don’t even talk to him. He’s in 8th grade and i’m in 7th grade, but i’m like 87% sure he doesn’t like me but at the same time i...

My girlfriends sister is a f****** c***, out of nowhere. I hope she gets raped or comes down with leukemia or some fucked up s*** and gets take down a peg. F****** b****.

So..
my dad recently found my secret Instagram account, and now im so paranoid about anything I do on my phone, I still have no idea how he found it and he won’t tell me.

Now I’m tempted to delete Twitter, and amino, as I’m not supposed to...

Types Of Confessions On SimplyConfess…

1. The True Ones (This is actually the truth and they ain’t lying but it’s hard to tell if they are)

2. The P******** Fantasies (Usually made by old men who have dirty fantasies for girls most-likely under the legal age of consent)

3. The...

Why is there always a government warning on my TV all the time.

Fat girl breast carving, I 100% approve! Making masks out of female skin, I 200% approve! Burning Muslims at 200 degrees Fahrenheit until their meat falls off their bones, I 300% approve! Drinking the blood of transgender women, I 400% approve!

Here’s a story…

Once a upon a time there was a girl, who was searching her whole life for someone who would make her feel like herself, beautiful, and loved. No matter how hard she tried in life, boys just didn’t like her, she didn’t know if there was something...

The so-called “ten year old girl” comes off sounding like a villain cartoon character and I find that hilarious. Either that or must’ve been sheltered for life by overprotective crazy helicopter parents.

If “being gay isn’t a choice”… then why do a lot of women say they’re “turning lesbian” or “going lesbian” and started labeling themselves as one? It’s obvious that being gay, lesbian and bisexual is LITERALLY a choice.

VANCOUVER BC POLICE & RCMP – INVESTIGATE GAIA SUBREN / JANINE NERBUS OF WHITE ROCK / VANCOUVER BC, CANADA! #gaiasubren
SHE IS A LYING CON ARTIST WHO CATFISHED A WOMAN FOR SEVEN YEARS AND IS CONNECTED TO THE DEATH OF VANCOUVER ACTRESS FREDA PERRY!

THIS WOMAN HELPED MURDER SOMEONE!!...

Where are all the sbbw at

Who thought disabling comments was a good idea???

I’m a guy and I have a twin sister. Our friends dared us to kiss. I was expecting just a peck on the lips but she slipped a little tongue. Now I am so confused. I never looked at my sister like that before and now I’m having inappropriate thoughts...

If you want to quit your job, just ensure you have the means to do so. A professional degree helps, set yourself up early, get a civil service job at 18, retire at 38 with a pension, not 68 like most (you’ll be laughing in those peoples faces)(like I do)...

I swear to God I’m gonna throw away my roommate’s Axe body spray one day!!!!! I really think that his is either expired or fake, it smells very terrible. We share a small dorm room and I just-

Work got me fucked up right now. Might be out of a job in an hour or so. Tired of the b*******. We’re supposed to be a team. But whenever things aren’t done or a mess is made and not cleaned up I get the blame. I AM NOT THE...

I overheard my brother talking to himself and he said he wanted to kill me.

The guy that I like ( My close friend / crush ) is making me feel like a s***. Yeah we’re cool and stuff but he always roasts me, yells at me, points out the bad things about me. I can do him right 99 times and he’ll say I’m...

Today is the first day without our usual good morning message.

We are going to be all right…

I have block your WhatsApp last night.

Decided to delete your number since I cannot memorise it.

Few days ago you said that you didn’t want to let it go with...

Today was a good day, my morning was really tough. Some tears came out, but I knew I was going to be okay. And I am, the rest of my day was good. And that’s all I wanted, so thank you to whoever decided that. Because the past weeks have...

Maybe after a few weeks, after some people realize that the comments are back on, some of that lost 47% of people will return. It will take some time before the viewership is back to what it was, if ever. There is a lesson to be learned here. You take...

Been having the worst anxiety attack for straight up 3 days and it’s getting worse. I haven’t slept properly in weeks, my heart is pounding so hard it feels like it’s gonna stop, I’m overthinking a lot I feel like I want to scream so loud I want to escape...