I’m super pissed at my best friend. We hardly talk. She goes home from work everyday and naps. She naps. She can’t see me because napping is more important. Yet if her boyfriend wants to see her, she skips her nap for him. I am so hurt.

I wish people wouldn’t judge me negatively for not wanting to eat a**. I mean, if anything this is backwards and y’all should be the ones getting the “look” You put your tongue where literal s*** comes out. If anyone is weird it’s you a** eaters.

I slept with a mentally unstable person and it is becoming the biggest mistake of my life. He thinks he needs me, like I am his lifeblood. He threatens suicide if I stop talking to him. I don’t know what to do.

Proud to be straight. #PrideMonth

dirty F E G. . .

I’m trying so hard to be a good person.
But I have every justification to burn down an entire city. And become a super villain you’d see in movies.

My sister and I just felt each other up over our clothes. It was the first time a girl ever touched me down there. I blew a load in my pants. Please don’t bother replying, I’m not going to read it. I just wanted to get this off of my...

I confess, I hate-
Carspotter
Tax theft wacko
And “f**” commentor.

tw alcoholic, emotional abuse, physical abuse

i worry im gonna end up just like my dad; rude, selfish, stuck up and basically everything wrong in a parent. i worry im gonna hit my kids, i worry im gonna get mad and blurt out something disgusting. im not even graduated high...

My wife loved being naked in front of doctors.
She was a few months pregnant and was in hospital where student doctors were always araound.She would volunteer to be examined by student doctors and lay there naked.
She had a fantastic body and a shaven c***.She loved to...

Sometimes I wonder if he thinks about me

I love it when a woman touches my a**, I just melt and become an instant slave. Ugh why is there no woman who will r*** my a** with a s*******

I just cried because I was in an awful state and I hadn’t told anyone about it but my mom felt that something was off and she talked to me and I felt quite better and hours later my friend spontaneously gave me a compliment and I just bursted down...

How much will the govermant pay me 4 adoptin a child?? serious question?

Superman: The bomb can’t destroy the city if I destroy it first.

Be honest. who is just here for the drama, and who wants to actually confess and be completely truthful?

Jim walks over to the teacher’s desk and whips out his hypnoray. He whispers his commands into her ear before making her get up so he can sit in her chair.

The lesson begins pretty normally. Mrs. Stone is going on and on with the dry, formal strictness her...

When I say I miss the 90’s I mean I miss the feeling the 90’s gave me. Like I don’t want to go back to f****** dial up internet and s***. I just want to feel like I did back then.

My wife has always been heavy. She had a lap band procedure and she lost a lot of weight. It left a lot of flabby skin which she had removed. She looks really hot now and guys really check her out. What men don’t know is that she has stretch...

Everyone here is a troll. Good day! 😆

Does anyone know what the penalties are for working in the US under a tourist visa?

Why do tall women wear high heels?? It makes us short people feel so insignificant- 😭😭😭

When we first made eye contact I got butterflies, your green/blue eyes were so Captivating. You had such beautiful blond hair and beautiful eyes. And we kept looking at each other in the long line for the ride. Wish I talked to you

All you maggot sucking fags out there in Sunset Boulevard.

My name is Doof amd you’ll do what i say
WHOOP WHOOP

Hey, dorks of the internet amd wifi. I’m taking a huge s*** here and it f****** smells. reply if you’re in the same situation lol.

What would you do if you were married with kids, but wife became – a bulimic, anorexic, alcoholic, liar and cheated on you… remember there are kids involved. Yes, I could have chosen better but didn’t. Can’t go back in time … what can I do?

Gimme some good music suggestions!-¤

I just got 2 blue mystery snails on Sunday, one is named Alisson, and the other is named Mo. They’re both named after Liverpool Football Club players, Mo is number 11, and Alisson is number 13.

What do you do when your bored?😐

htt shoplyfter m3/ca-no-7905414/lyra-lockhart Lira Lockhart is a fuckpig
April 20th, 4:20 PM. Suspect is a white, petite female with dark hair. Suspect is a raging emo bottom punk stealing dildos from the s** store. Upon search, a large black realistic d**** is found in her p****. Advanced retrieval methods...

people with low IQ joke a lot and not serious

I have had a crush on my cousin since we where little kids. As time goes on I just wanna be with her that much more. I think she might like me too cause she’s always been so close to me and even offered to let me see her naked...

I bet the same person is talking smart on one post and then dumb on another.

– No one :
– Me : Well I guess out of all people I should be born as an ugly b**** haha

i hope u

I hate my wife. I give her everything but still treats me like a slave. I don’t like confrontation and don’t like hurting people’s feelings. The day I snapped back at her because she got angry I did her errand wrong resulted with me not being spoken to the whole...

Hahahaha I told my crush who’s also my close friend that I like him in an indirect funny way and he told me ” But I don’t 🙂 ” .
I don’t know if he was just joking or if he’s legit but either way I’ve been so broken...

Everyone here gets a dislike because I don’t like their post nor do I believe it’s true. And don’t tell me to leave cause I’m not going anywhere! 😴

I don’t believe s*** anyone says here. 🖕