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I’ve dry-humped several preteen girls to absolutely enormous climaxes. There’s nothing in the world hotter than a girl around 8 or 9 years old willing to let you use her perfect bubble to drain yourself completely dry. The possibility of being caught only made it even hotter.

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To be human is to continually change. Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.

The Puppet Master

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I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!

-Bryon Donalds

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Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville

The Grinch

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Unless he was talking about his Mexican Auto Mechanic names Jesus (pronounced hey-soos)

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If you live like they lived in the Bible you will never have a problem. Go off grid, go out into the woods and live like Jesus did. And I promise he will bless you. Technology is of the devil.

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i wouldn’t care if my dad f****** died. i hope he f****** slits his throat open or gets hit by a bus. that would make my life easier

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I’ll bruise your hip going slowly? If it doesn’t stank

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No

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Do you need a hand out?

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You are very twisted and sick in the head when you post of your “relationship status” on social media and you date it that you have been together while he was still with his wife. You must be so proud to be such a prostitute!

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I think the pope is gay. Otherwise why would he be so nice to the gays? Yep the Pope is gay.

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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I hate everything and everyone I’m tired of all this. I just want to have a good night sleep

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My Uncle agrees with that diaper comment.

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I want Corvallis to s*** my pecker too

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People Africa?

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I love listening to male n*** asmr especially ‘whimpering and moans ones hehehe

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Clown wig or toupee? I think I will go with the clown wig. My girlfriend will get a kick out of that. And I can actually laugh with her as we f***.

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i f****** hate everybody and i just want to shoot myself in the head.

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I’m so confused. My side guy and I treat each other like side pieces and we are well aware that we are each others side piece – Now we’ve been f****** for over a year and my side guy knows I’m starting to think about kids with my main guy....

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I am a sheep. I am supposed to be stupid. All I have to know is Jesus. He is the shepherd. He feeds me the grass. That is all I have to know.

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Lord Jesus, forgive these assholes for they know not what they are saying. Then send them to the lake of fire.

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I am in the vine and the vine is in me. When you attack me you attack Jesus. or vice versa. Now I get to laugh at you in the lake of fire.

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Dear Lord Jesus, please destroy one of my enemies today as you did in the Bible. Amen. If you prayed this prayer, Jesus will destroy your enemies one by one. Glory!

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Jesus loves you and wants to welcome you to heaven. But if you continue to hate him he will send you to the lake of fire. Can you take that?

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Go ahead attack the Lord Jesus. He has been there before and he can take it.

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Her beautiful long raven black hair.

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FILTHY THIEVING CUNTS!!!!!! F*** YOU BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please download Joel Osteen’s CHILD P*** app and listen to his CHILD P*** sermons. Thanks

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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good night to everyone. I will be turning 42. Best thing about this year is I met people who think just like me. I am no longer a weirdo. I am invited to places instead of struggling to prove myself. bad things: my granny died and my friend treated me...

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i’m sleepy. i should rest. i talk nutty when i’m exhausted. 😀

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an innie belly button is ALWAYS kept clean. its s*** to be innie. because frankly being a girl….that men need an innie to. I am that girl. I’m young still. a Virgin.( in some ways) but my belly button is very cute. I don’t get tattoos or piercings. (just ears)...

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i have a soft belly. But its s***. s***. s***. i have an innie belly button” its cute. the way it hides. but its really nice. No lint in my belly button. I clean it. 😀 lol

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I also loved Guiding light. Soap Opera. Harley and Josh. I used to like to pretend again. I was her. I didn’t like her name. But the role was good. Josh was adorable. he really was cute. 😀

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I used to play pretend. I was Joni. and my cha chi would come along and rescue me. Sheese….it never happened. Sokay. Cha Chi became a flaming f**. Pity . he really was adorable. I loved that show it was fun to watch. but now? its all rainbows and fags....

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although CASPER is never far away. Go ring his bell darlin. You need a friend.

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lol. who are you talking to? Your “imaginary friend” has left the building. 🙂 you sound psycho whoever you are. whoever you are talking to.

Here is a QUARTER. call someone who cares. 🙂

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you forgot F*** THE CATS!!!!!

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F*** THE N******, F*** THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY, F*** THE HOMELESS, AND F*** THE F****** ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!! BHRN IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some people are past their usefulness or never have been so. Some people actively go out of their way to be vile, unproductive individuals who do nothing but take, reproduce and fight with anyone around them. Unpopular opinion, but we euthanise animals for less.

Folk who do nothing with...

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No finances issa different thing
This is just insurance baby we needs to submit our medical bills and hospital bills and stuff so we get our money back for chemo

Finances thingy is different
That we gotta do cuz my mum won’t be able to work anytime...

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i want to kill someone so bad. it was first a thought at the back of my head. but now im scared i might actually do it 😛

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