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My laserbeams will turn your brain to microwave

Decepticon Soundwave

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To be human is to continually change. Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.

The Puppet Master

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I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!

-Bryon Donalds

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Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville

The Grinch

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Sowing the seeds of Love. πŸ˜€ its a cute song. You might want to look it up .

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Pizza loves sunflowers. and Sunflowers LOVE pizza. its like Peanut butter and jelly. πŸ˜€

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MY personal Pan PIZZA is very loving. It does come “Packed” and can shoot if you try to eat my eggy seeds. HA. no pizza for YOU. or you DIE. Stick with your DEAD veggies. it matches you. πŸ˜€ ya dead soul.

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oooh noooo….my flower is in need of a NEW GARDEN. so you can’t harvest my eggy seeds πŸ˜€ try and you will DIE …you little demonic witch

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4 years

Nah. not ALL food kills. Pizza doesn’t. it saves lives. And its loved. Just like Jesus is loved. Only evil evil evil would EVER hate pizza.

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Sunflower I am going to keep you alive as long as I can so that I can harvest your seeds every year. I am eating your children b****.

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as for my being a FRUIT. I’m a Pear. Please be kind to me. They are a fav in our world. :D. The best ever. and i mean EVER

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Corretta Scott King was vegetarian. She also died from cancer. So if you eat our poisoned food supply you will die from cancer. Food kills!

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I’m a sunflower. please don’t eat me. or kill me πŸ™‚

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lol. plants have feelings πŸ˜€ love it.

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Well, truth is. Paul McCartney’s wife was a vegetarian. She died. Breast Cancer got her. Not a huge fan of veggies for that reason. I think protein (meat) is okay. Chicken and eggs. are okay. But not much else. Turkey is fine. πŸ˜€

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Whenever you kill a plant it screams silently. Yeah, they hook up electrodes to plants to find out. Plants have feelings.

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we need music to play. lets play some. how about some “pour some sugar on me” Def Leppard. lol..my poor right ear. Please God, heal my ear?

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4 years

Josh Groban is on. “You Raise me Up”. Good song

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what is SUPER weird? is fake eye lashes. I like them. But they look weird. πŸ™‚ (Tammy Faye Baker weird) lolol

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gotta dye my hair this week. its looking pretty bad. Time to fix the hair. πŸ˜€

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4 years

just bought a small thing of eyelashes. and glue. Yeah..i looked REALLY retarded. like a drag queen lololol :D. I am a woman. I love the look of long eyelashes. Wish mine were naturally like that. But alas..they aren’t. So yeah…they didn’t stay on . I pulled them off after...

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4 years

just had a small piece of pizza. 250 calories. loooooved it.

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4 years

Is it weird that i go on apps like Wizz just to compliment people and nothing else

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4 years

Pee hole fucker

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4 years

you murdered my friend. I can’t forgive it. i wont. and most likely since i’m the ONLY witness still alive. I’m next to be killed. i hope someone will read this. a rare honest cop. will get involved. It’ll be after i’m dead. but I hope they will find my...

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how many people…have you paid off? how many? i am curious. you must be very rich. You have dirty cops. dirty agents. Dirty doctors..and nurses. Filthy. someday. when the tables are turned. i will watch YOU all rot in hell.

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you are demonic. really are. i can’t believe how many people “joined” in to murder me. Conspiracy to commit murder. or more like get PAID for keeping silent. fuk you. may you all rot in hell.

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4 years

my BF knows. he doesnt care. he just wants money. its his God. He cares about himself. i hate you. do you hear me you g******* b******. you knew. you didn’t care.

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4 years

at what point. is it ever gonna be enough? the torture. when? when will you FINALLY be happy? you sick demonic fuk

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the worst? is being tortured. deaf in my left ear. I hope it will heal. Some sick fuk is trying to murder me. no one cares. Everyone knows. and no one cares. i feel like i’m dead. just waiting to die.

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4 years

ONLINE P*** GREED GETTING MAD AT PEOPLE TOO

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4 years

What’s the word?

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4 years

You sound like menopause loosing a grip on reality, why gripe or give in to a p***. You are the p***

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4 years

The police’s job is to serve and protect. They are not shrinks or navy seals. They are not supposed to pull random people over and beat them to death.

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4 years

Almond in Gary’s a***

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spoken like a virgin, “demanded s** from me” lmfao

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Weird a******

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“Give me a gun and I can kill for a day. Teach me how to gunsmith and I can kill for a lifetime.”-Jimmy Snodgrass

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4 years

My mom is trying to sleep shhhh

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4 years

as a typical kid i lived my childhood happily without any worries until i hit my teen age
as i remember it was lockdown at that time and i did nothing rather than scrolling and then one day when my school opened after a long time that day i...

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4 years

Went in for a coffee this morning, saw the you woman who is probably early 20’s (I am 48) who we have a bit of a thing for each other.

It would be nice, I think she’s cute, even today, she did t serve me, she was doing something...

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4 years

Like you’re family? Hill billy rainbow.

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Almond inside Gary’s a***

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