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Hope you know mandarin/russian Sir. Salute Sir No sir not my booty hole T ouch cheddar cheese stinks

Opa

You keep saying it, I think you got it. It was funny when the old farts say it, your pink shoes and pouting ain’t convincing opa

The USA s**** big horse c*** and sells weapons to the stupid.

For got to unattach your phone from the webpage your device is the only one connected to devices detection control. Keep looking at all the dumb s*** dumb b**** its you yourself and the crazy s*** in your head

I want to cry 😭

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💕

I feel worthless. Whatever I do isn’t enough to meet my dads standards. I can’t look at myself in the mirror no more.

I need friends
zero..#6186

Who would enjoy watching Greta Tungburg being gang raped by homeless men???

I had doubt on my mom so i just opened her whatsapp on my pc and start checking her chats, i found a man she have affair with, they was chatting about a location to meet, so i also went there on time and saw my mom and that guy...

even though I’m not sure when I’m going to have s** again, I will say that I’m mature enough to not really worry about it. Most would probably just go hook up with some random individual. Or would they? All I know for sure is that I’m wired different. For...

He who is without Sin may throw the first stone…

I got prescribed Xanax after my dad died and right now I want to take the whole bottle and go to bed. I don’t have the courage but I wish that I did.

ay who play cookie run

Weird you are in love with your son’s cousin.

A bit complicated, but I want to try to simplify as best as I can.
I had been dating this guy who I really liked. I was falling in love with him quickly.
One day, he mentioned to me...

Mix an igniter in so when you boom it rides through the pipes faster than they close

Like rats they burrow to get in where they need simple boom quite as a mouse. Stimulating will keep you awake in the frozen wet

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I categorized this as “Other” as I am feeling a rollercoaster of emotions. It’s so hard for me to process let alone process it alone. I’ve told family and friends and I appreciate the help they’ve given me but it doesn’t feel enough. I know this is likely a me-problem...

*looks around* 🤭 yoo who got autumn?

chicky chicky bam bam boom

Honestly I f****** hate n******.

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CALL your doctor IF you have an ERECTION lasting more than FOUR HOURS (unless you’ve been watching Chaturbate for 5 hours plus)

Hear, Hear!

Please dont kill yourself. Jesus needs you to spread the gospel. You are an important part of this organization. If you kill yourself you will lose all of that and wake up in the lake of fire for all of forever.

Oops poops scuddle to the potty

Better that, than wearing one diaper baby.

I woke up to my pet rats fighting and had to break it up when I was done and had already separated them I went to my mom and as she started to hug me I farted really loud and cried

Hey s*** lips, enjoy the puff ya fairy?

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

im so mad, what’s her problem?? What I do with my body is my choice and my choice only
What’s her need to go gossip to everyone else?? It literally doesn’t concern her

I really like this guy his name is Ian and like were friends but he just like when I see him I get butterfly’s and when were talking I feel like ii am actually being listened to. I even made a song cause I feel like he don’t like me...

How funny is it to fall for my ex’s best friend. My ex is a gir, so am I(we are both bisexual btw). And now, I start to develop a special feeling for her best friend(he/him).I feel so fkn awful even though my ex and I are friends now. Not...