You know I know life isn’t perfect, and that not everyone has a good one. But if we lived in a utopia it would be boring af. There would be no dark humor. There would be no wild stories about how you got drunk and did wild s***. You wouldn’t...

2 thoughts….

I find it funny, I’ve only experienced it once in my life, but it’s women who like to stir up s*** shut and cause an insane amount of drama. I meN like they end up getting their a** kicked too, everybody gets tucked up, fine. It is what...

idk isn’t there a life or feelings category? it isn’t reely pain or a “random” feeling
whatever, here i am, 2.00 am, doing coke and hearing sad music…
i don’t want to end my life, but i don’t want to live either.
what should i do? i...

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “S**! S**! S**! Free s** tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

I’m sitting here with thoughts of disappointment with my government, Malaysia. A new government with the burning need to show results, every step they take is to cement the power of the majority in fear of retaliation from their own decisions. All we ask as youth of Malaysia, is fairness...

Honesty always best

I can’t get off to p*** if the guy is wearing a condom. Much like my real s** life, if I gotta wear a condom, I’m not having s**. Raw dog for life.

When I was a child, to punish me, my mother once forced me to undress and beg her not to send me to school naked. I’ve never told anyone, and people wonder why I have trouble trusting people.

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I drive as a food courier for one of the biggest delivery services. The delivery fee is so low on it that its not worth my time, gas, etc to pick up these orders. Recently the app i drive for has implemented a new system where if we dont accept...

I accidentally Saw my neighbor naked the other day. What a fatty! Gross!

I asked my friend if he eats dogs and he said “I’m not Chinese”.

I am so happy to leave you but here my daughter’s life is in stake.I am so happy that you came in our life.But am so sad to even look at you.I made a very bad mistake.I am so sorry I can’t stay with h anymore because it feels like...

Ever been so in love you couldn’t breath everytime you remember that person ?. I’m so deeply in love with my best friend , he’s the only guy I want in my life, I had million plans in my head but once I met him I realized that he’s the...

I said hello to Brie Larson, now I’m going to court in three days…

I thought losing weight would make me more fit but now I am way slower and way weaker, wtf I ran faster at 250 than 170.

I had an abortion recently and I don’t feel like myself. Actually I’ve been lacking motivation since the days leading to my finding out I was pregnant, with voices saying “you’re pregnant” in my ear. I had the abortion the day after I found out. God made it a very...

Simply Confess is Simply Boring now. You’ve shot yourself in the foot for the last time taking away comments. This site is just way to boring without comments. You’ve got a handful of people writing all confessions on here now. After a few weeks they run the same confessions again...

so once i was at this party and we were all drinking the guys (okay this was a very mixed company party ppl were 24-35 all races) were trying to get one of the women at the party to twerk. So this woman a few years older than me who...

Playing skyrim is f****** hard for me cause after a while of playing i always get h**** and i hate it. Its one of my favorite games, i just wanna get through it w/o jilling off

These homos need to be stopped. Some f** asked if I liked men & my simple answer was no, I only like girls. This goofy mf told me I was limiting myself lol. If men aren’t a preference for me, how is not having it, a limition? Dumb a**. They...

It’s weird to draw p*** of someone without their permission. And it’s weird to ship someone with another without their permission.

Im crying lol my boyfriend just kept telling me that I should loose some weight and I’m just so sad right now tbh

I would utilize a middle finger option on the confessions. Right in between like and dislike.

like, middle finger, dislike

HEY! YOU THERE!
HEY! YOU THERE! (YOU THERE)
HEY! (HEY) YOU THERE! (THERE)

HEY! YOU THERE! (What?)
HEY! (What?) THERE! (What?)
HEY! (HEY) YOU THERE! (YOU THERE)

I SEE YOU OVER THERE! (Come here)
I want you to come here..

HEY! Don’t skip over my post! CLICK LIKE, or else you’re a p********.

Stop saying kid p***, you stupid a** p********.

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I hate having to work. It’s basicly accepted slavery, You can choose not to work and drown in misery or work till your close to death.

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Praise C*** from whom all blessings flow, share your ecstasy with me I want to HEAR you C** 786 * 991 * 7662 JIM

people that use quotes all the time are cringy and stupid etc

why do people have to let you know if they dont like you or something else etc

My dreams are better than my actual life. Atleast in my dreams I’m broke but I can do whatever the f*** I want.

I went from a total nymphomaniac to even the thought of most things s***** makes me gag most of the time I just wanna cuddle and go on cutesy dates and stuff

NON VIRGIN: We used to have s** a LOT, like almost EVERYDAY!

VIRGIN: f*** u

I’m an alien from another world. I came to this planet on a mission to research humanity. No one even suspects I came from another planet.

im not straight

Please get some help before you end up in prison. You can’t go around beating the s*** out of people