STOP disliking my posts!!! It’s very rude. 😭

Friday is my birthday, and Cumunion couldn’t be happening on a better day. I can’t wait for my backpussy to be overflowing with warm creamy dreamy seed.

Simply,

Corvallus

Today a Muslim man was in my office. He was a very humble and polite recently retired man. He and his wife came to this country over 40 years ago for school on visas. When they were done they intended to go back home, but the Government asked them to...

Like if you support the LGBTQ+ community. Dislike if you don’t support the LGBTQ+ community.

My leaving letter: Not gonna take up too much of your time, just gonna say what needs to be said real quick. The reason(s) I am leaving this site is because:

1) All of the toxicity, threats, drama, cancel culture, witch-hunting, mass disliking, shitposting, advertising, cancer and annoyance.
2)...

I dont understand why I’m here. I’m so hungry all the time. I dont have anything to eat most of the time. I wish I had someone to love me. All I do is work. I wish I could just relax.

Whenever I can’t get my nut off I spas’.

I’m not sure what catigory to put this under. It’s a truth, a fantasy, a pain, and a dream of mine, but there’s this friend of mine I’ve known since middle school. Let’s call him Forest, for his sake. He was always kind to me, even when I was an...

Avengers Endgame and Avengers Infinity War are two of the best movies of all time, Endgame being the best. Change my mind. P.S You can’t. 😀

I just realized that I may have been groomed by an adult back when I was 13/14.

He was teaching me to draw, and he started off by teaching me how to draw lolis.
Which he justifies by saying it’ll be easier to learn to scale up proportions than...

I’m unpredictable. Which also sadly means I cannot be relied upon. Because even I do not have complete control over my actions. I impulsively do things when I’m stressed or have mad amounts of anxiety. Like going on a drinking binge after finding out I can’t trust anybody at work....

To Richard. Barney here. I’m either high as f*** today cuz I’m getting a little confused with these posts as to who is posting them, or, hell, I don’t know. I’m just in a f****** haze as usual due to the 14 Percocets and 150mg of adderrall I’ve taken so...

To the embezzler response person with the partner who doesn’t live in the US (I wish I had a shorter name for you! haha), I really appreciate your responses. They really have made me think…. so many people on this site just talk s***, never did anything with their lives,...

confess here anonymously www.confessme.xyz

To the one f****** 12 year old p******. Are those Amanda’s? I heard she lost hers

To the person who responded to my embezzling for over 20 years (whose partner thinks I am a catfish)… I can assure you this is 100% truth… there’s a lot more to this story too. It would make a great movie, that’s for damn sure. I wish this was b*******,...

I’m just turned 33 years old and I’m still a virgin.

A’ight Imma just get straight to the point. I’m sick of seeing all these people just constantly complaining about literally every f****** negative thing said and done on this website. It’s not 2009 anymore, it’s 2019, get used to the fact that since then a lot more people have started...

To: I let a 16yo boy f*** me, this weekend.

Re: What the actual f*** is wrong with you? Are you stupid? Yes it’s f****** illegal to let a 16 year old have s** with you if you’re over the age of 18 or whatever the consensual age is in...

To: I’m an adult gay male over 50 year old.

Re: What the actual f*** is wrong with you? Ya weird old a** nonce.

I want everyone that looks at this post to dislike it right now. I wanna how many dislikes I can get on this post.

To :I am a female
Re:Tell him the truth.Dishonesty will get you nowhere and things will get even more complicated.Be careful though . Don’t make him feel responsible for your new s***** preferences

Goodbye horses
I’m crying crying crying over you
youuuuuuuuuu

– Corvallus Lazarus

The guy I have a crush on told me “I would’ve dated you if you didn’t move” and now I’ve been feeling like s*** and I regret moving because I’m still depressed and have an addiction, I just have money now.

I’m 14 I just got fucked by a 30 something year old man he c** in me I hope I get pregnant heh

So how was your day everyone?

use this new confession site it’s cool then this
confessme.xyz

To: Who says being a p******** is wrong?

Me: Uh I do and many others would say the same. Being a p******** is wrong and illegal. I know you said “WHO ARE YOU to judge me or tell me what the truth is” but I’m going to do that regardless...

Sometimes when i really need to go pee i will hold it to torture myself with the frustration :/…and sometimes i wish someone would control me by saying i cant:? I’m not sure where i got this idea from or how it came about but its weird

To :I am causing more sadness and pain being around…
Re: Suicidal thoughts are very serious and you should definitely consider asking for professional help.I am not going to pretend that I am an expert but I’ll talk from my personal experience.These thoughts create an endless circle of pain...

To: the 20 year old and r*** victim.
Answer: i have been s******* abused and it affects me to. the best thing to do is just slow and at your own pace. if you feel uncomfortable stop and find something that relaxes you. find a partner who you trust...

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Dude seriously, I don’t know how old you are you seem like a kid, you are obviously up all night, all day, 24/7 and if I’m being honest, I know who you’re obsessed with.

I think you need to talk to your parents and get some help. You don’t know...

I hate anorexic girls eg. 170 cm 50 kg and I really hate short hair on women. I wouldn’t even remotely consider dating them unless they gain weight and grow long hair. As a matter of fact I turned down a few girls who approached me (they made a first...

I think, actually I know from experience, if you don’t try so hard, or not at all, and you actually have some depth to your character, when you do want it, you have a prime selection of the best. As long as you are not an a** scratching chimp, which...

I think s** is good, but if it’s literally all you have, you’ryou’re a f****** idiot.

I’m a man btw.

You need to be thinking about other shot a lot more than s**, IMO. S** should be way way down. I’ve known dudes who had 5 kids with 5...

I’m a lesbian.

I masturbated to fortnite character.

Anybody find that magical third gender yet? Male = those who can inseminate. Having a p**** does not make you male, women have penises now; the ability to insemenate makes you male. Female = those who can become pregnant. Having a set of b**** does not make you female; fat...