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This is in response to the question posed earlier in this same category “what bra size is considered big”
It’s relative to the size of the breasts as the bra should offer comfort, cover, and support.

The humans forgot their history and everything will be rearranged in their sleep while the invasion of ages past becomes a threat.

I don’t care what anyone says, Corvallus may be annoying, weird, cancerous, strange and controversial to some but I think he’s f****** awesome! You’re a very cool and funny dude Corvallus! 😛

what is it that you lot can gain from supposedly successfully ‘proving’ that there are only 2 genders? what do you even get from that or from bashing transgender people? the important thing is that they’re happy in their own skin, that they feel comfortable being whoever they wanna be....

Uhm. Idk who tf out here spreading that nonsense & who’s actually sitting around believing it. Anybody believing any type of generalizations is clinically retarded. I love muscular men. If you prefer skin & bones, you just right ahead bc skinny dudes are the worse to cuddle with. Might as...

I don’t know why so many people hate Colby Covington. I love Colby Covington, he’s one of the funniest and coolest guys in the MMA/UFC scene! #ColbyCovingtonDoesntSuck

To: To: [the karma,etc and to: people are the top 3 most annoying people…like a f****** tumor….nobody needs or wants you asswipes] Freedom of speech babes. Beware karma may get you, etc. (:

Re: you don’t have freedom of speech on here you dickhead. we will f****** run you off...

Start by telling everyone you know the truth, make it clear that I’m right, and your a p************ excuse for a human.

Then you can stay the f*** out of my life all together and never say my name or talk about me ever again.

That how you make it...

To: i often think about having s** with adult men, even including teachers at my school. im only 16.

Re: You got problems then my n****, SERIOUS problems. You should really consider signing yourself into a mental hospital or something along those lines. Yeah, it’s that bad. Take care my...

To: The possibly bi teenage girl/Guys, I need help and advice. I just um, got off with lesbian p*** and I think I’m bi.

Re: People who say the might or do have feelings for the same gender as themselves or even come out and say they’re gay, lesbian or...

SO F here. Am I the only one who finds “squirting” disgusting and a turn-off? Like, my old BF always wanted me “squirt” and even showed me P*** videos of girls doing so. . .but I always would find it…gross… Idk. Maybe I’m just weird.

Well do what you want, but if your musical taste is stupid or foolish, you are g******* right I’m judging you. It and how you see “music” says a lot about you including intelligence

What you can do, is keep it to yourself

There’s pop artists out there now,...

What bra size is considered big

I’m ready for that strong jizzle game, blast my throat tonight! massacre my manpussy with your blicky sticky HOLLA!

– Corvallus Winslow

ATTENTION TO: PEOPLE:

There are people who won’t shut the f*** up about karma and they’re attacking us To: People now, THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE NEED TO ACT NOW AND STOP THESE KARMA PEOPLE BEFORE THEY STOP US! TO: PEOPLE, WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE KARMA PEOPLE! TOGETHER WE...

Miss you.

I am such a lesbian lol. I find a lot of females extremely attractive from their hair, voice, eyes, face, body, b****, a**, legs, thighs, feet, etc. and their cute, wet, squishy little pussies, they’re so cute OMFG! ^-^ owo

I get off to and dream of getting with females,...

I’m kind of glad you’re not here or if you were here you’re off this website now at least I can just piss and moan in peace and feel pathetic on my own I just I’m tired of this this is all my life is going to be like...

I’m so exhausted, but so full of energy. I’m unsure if I should sleep or keep going in my weird crackhead state of mind

To: Karma exists. Read up on butterfly effect, chaos theory and Stochastic process too. The person who wished stage 4 terminal illness, beware. Karma may decide to get you. What you said may bounce back. Beware.

Re: First of all, you put words in my mouth with that “wished stage...

We are a white couple, 37f, 39m. My wife recently met Guthrie, a Black Male on a train and ended up sitting next to him, stroking his thighs and feeling his engorged 10″ p****. She travelled past her station feeling and groping the C*** until it spurted and made a...

Why do people use confessions to respond to other confessions? You’re ruining a site that has made a feature for you to debate and respond… it’s called “Comments”!

Someone give that poor lady some 18 year old c***

MOMO fucked my a** *not fake* *NO CLICKBAIT*

All these stupid people who talk about karma on this site is gonna suffer from a stage four terminal illness

F*** you brownsugar

You gave everything I said or gave to you to a large group of idiots.

Speaking of trust do you think I will ever communicate another thing to you? Like text, email, phone call? If we ran into each other, I would evade you. That’s trust. I...

Well, there you have it. The mysterious black chick is not the backsnatch bandit otherwise know as Corvallous or however you spell that s***. That means that she is some other fat b****** in his moms basement or just actually a black chick interested in that 18 year old Home...

I don’t front as someone else, I am loud proud CORVALLUS.

I was actually going to write about the home Depot kid, he’s going to make his eventual partners happy, just make sure you learn how to use it. gotta be bold brother and put your self out there.

I’ll settle this.

Dear, 18 y/o Home Depot Kid,
First of all, congratulations on your 8 inch c***.

We, the community, here at Simply Confess would like to know if you’ve by any chance made contact with the mysterious 23 y/o black female who appears to have responded...

Come on… are you really that dense? He would do that, be use he’s not going I get d*** picks or chat from a straight mN otherwise? That pretty easily though out

Personally, as a middle aged straight man, if I don’t meet someone naturally in person first, the...

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To: I accidentally left my vibrators in my bathroom and my brother went in the shower and saw them.

Re: Good f****** job, and the biggest dumbass of the year award goes to you! 👏

Goodbye

– Corvallus

Sick of life and other people. I’m gonna block out everyone and all “advice” they give and do things my way. I don’t give a f*** what happens, strings are attached to everything anyways. Really done giving a f***. Gonna laugh if I fail cuz seriously I’m over it. Sometimes...

cheers! I’m having blue cheese weed and coffee

Yeah but most women I know and have known or encountered, all of them except maybe 3 to be exact, are very cool with me loving their feet. That’s all that matters to me is what they think. They are accommodating to my love for their feet. Always, no matter...

God please help me

To: S*** i can feel my period start to spill off my pad f*** what do I do.

Re: Okay, literally no one needs to know that..

Obviously there’s gonna be some weirdos on this site that disagree with me and wanna hear that, but I don’t care.

S*** i can feel my period start to spill off my pad f*** what do I do