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My black bully has a crush on my mom
The night dad died he had mom riding his c***

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A***!

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And now, you shall witness its dismemberment!

Unicron, Devourer of planets

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Woah!

is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?

its just me! ๐Ÿคก

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I Would eat you alive bittch .

THE J0KER

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I think your funny. Partner talking love ? Kinda sweet. I just want my own cash. I’d leave everyone if I could . I feel like I love my guy . but I feel forced to be with him. I don’t know how to feel.

I feel like my bf...

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I wanted to test my self-control today so I limited myself to only being able to eat a package of crackers and drink a single bottle of water. It also taught me the importance of rationing ๐Ÿ™‚ โ€”Horseradish

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Do those men that are crying and raging resemble that woman when Trump won, in glasses and toUQUE, all the s** appeal of Waldo from Where’s Waldo?, on her knees, cold pavement, looking to the sky and over and over again yelling “NOOOOOOOOO!” at some unseen entity in the sky...

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I got most of my shopping done before the weather freezes. Take that Jesus. F*** you and the donkey you rode in on.

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Who else enjoyed watching Tyre Nicols being beaten to death?

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I HAVE to prepare for this university entrance exam but i keep resorting to procastination and netflix and cry about it later at night. Worst part is everyone thinks im working hard, im probably gonna f****** fail and everyone around me will get into their dream course at a university.

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Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

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I would like to have mi first a*** experience (Im M), 30 years old, slim, tight, I would like to be dressed like a shy lg and be made. Fede e rica

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I’m 24F am 4,9 Huge A** Huge T***, my neighbors 15M son caught n videoed me m*********** and blackmailed me into letting him watch me m********* and let him c** on and in me. after he got the video, he threatened to send it to the whole school my parents...

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I really wish there were great sugar free high protein low carb breakfasts . I have no idea where to find something other than eggs .

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Just exercising for 45 minutes helps calm my nerves . I feel better .

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No we just get s*** done together we couldnโ€™t do on our own, separate

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Said literally no one, ever.

Anyone ever at any time ever heard someone say “shut up Batman”?

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I just went to the coffee place drive thru mainly to get some change for the laundry. I didn’t see the young woman I have a mutual thing going on with. Today is my day off but what’s interesting is that I had $10. I ordered a coffee and a...

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When did you see me?

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Corvallis stop lying everyone knows you sucked Steve Brandano’s pecker after the sock hop in 1987

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Did you even graduate high school?

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I 24F Accidently went balls deep on a 20inch d**** in front of my neighbor’s daughter and all her friends. It was a Friday night and I wanted to get freaky and c**, so I stripped lubed up and got to work on my 20in d****. I made a huge...

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Yeah tell the hospice that please?

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Taking chances with getting pregnant turns me on. It turns my boyfriend on too. I was pregnant once but we hadn’t been together long and I had to abort, which lead to the IUD. It’s been 3 years now so if I get pregnant I will allow him to keep...

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F*** me that torture video was HOT! Thanks

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Guns in every imaginable place. Guns in EVERY unimaginable spots. You just never know. When it happens (to you). you wont know it. ๐Ÿ™‚ sokay though. S*** sometimes needs flushed.

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How can you r*** a plant? How does a plant file a police report? F*** the watermelons.

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a Sunflower is still a sunflower. R*** doesn’t change the facts.

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everyone seems sooo dramatic. They are acting like its the END of the WORLD. lol. join my club. things can only get better. Drama Drama Drama. wow.

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Sowing the seeds of Love. ๐Ÿ˜€ its a cute song. You might want to look it up .

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Pizza loves sunflowers. and Sunflowers LOVE pizza. its like Peanut butter and jelly. ๐Ÿ˜€

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MY personal Pan PIZZA is very loving. It does come “Packed” and can shoot if you try to eat my eggy seeds. HA. no pizza for YOU. or you DIE. Stick with your DEAD veggies. it matches you. ๐Ÿ˜€ ya dead soul.

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oooh noooo….my flower is in need of a NEW GARDEN. so you can’t harvest my eggy seeds ๐Ÿ˜€ try and you will DIE …you little demonic witch

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Nah. not ALL food kills. Pizza doesn’t. it saves lives. And its loved. Just like Jesus is loved. Only evil evil evil would EVER hate pizza.

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Sunflower I am going to keep you alive as long as I can so that I can harvest your seeds every year. I am eating your children b****.

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as for my being a FRUIT. I’m a Pear. Please be kind to me. They are a fav in our world. :D. The best ever. and i mean EVER

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Corretta Scott King was vegetarian. She also died from cancer. So if you eat our poisoned food supply you will die from cancer. Food kills!

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I’m a sunflower. please don’t eat me. or kill me ๐Ÿ™‚

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lol. plants have feelings ๐Ÿ˜€ love it.

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Well, truth is. Paul McCartney’s wife was a vegetarian. She died. Breast Cancer got her. Not a huge fan of veggies for that reason. I think protein (meat) is okay. Chicken and eggs. are okay. But not much else. Turkey is fine. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Whenever you kill a plant it screams silently. Yeah, they hook up electrodes to plants to find out. Plants have feelings.

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we need music to play. lets play some. how about some “pour some sugar on me” Def Leppard. lol..my poor right ear. Please God, heal my ear?

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Josh Groban is on. “You Raise me Up”. Good song

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what is SUPER weird? is fake eye lashes. I like them. But they look weird. ๐Ÿ™‚ (Tammy Faye Baker weird) lolol

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