I’ve dry-humped several preteen girls to absolutely enormous climaxes. There’s nothing in the world hotter than a girl around 8 or 9 years old willing to let you use her perfect bubble to drain yourself completely dry. The possibility of being caught only made it even hotter.
Snakes and garlic, vampires, straight retarded
Dope dod
i’ve hurt the most closest Ones to me, been horrible towards them and others too. đ
i’m a sadistic monster and no better than any baby eating satanist.
wild parable but i know we’re all sinners, and even if i don’t do something as horrible as that i’m still guilty.
I can’t belive it was opposite day for that many years to be honest.
Sometimes you have to release all the hidden truths
Gaslighting should be illegal
Being a woman and not having a social life will not help my music producing get recognized and respected. Ever. The drama gets all the attention, doesn’t it?
Is that a threat? Well bring it on
You work for an HOA full time and make twice as much as me, a part time retail assistant manager. That is true. However, it seems I’m a lot more financially stable. One of us has filed for bankruptcy before. Hint: not me. But go off, b****. I’m sure you’re...
I love you because you are my family and friend. I love you so much, please be healthy.
I just recently found out that Iâm not alone when it comes to loving the tremors movies. Iâve seen the first and second close to 500times combined. And I honestly might be low balling that. Iâve seen the third a handful of times. The fourth I never finished because it...
And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it throught, how you managed to survive.You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.That’s...
i secretly have a killed seld esteem dressed in narcissistic self love because i don’t feel a thing
Whatever I prayed for, if I have got any, turned out to be a wrong choice. I am sorry God, I never had enough maturity and options.
Anyways, if someone is trying to get a grip on reality and your first instinct is to tell them their delusions were actually true then congrats! You’ve become part of the problem!
Please let me grab BIT or any stable opportunity to settle down for long term.
COMMUNISM DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED
“Respect your elders.”
“Back in my day…”
“Old music is better than new music.”
“Kids these days…”
“Everyone is offended by everything nowadays.”
Shut the f*** up, boomer. đ
You ever get those farts that go pfffffffffffffffffff
About a decade ago I worked at a McDonaldâs. It was an absolute s*** job, and the management was piss poor and filled with mediocrity. My manager once asked me how to write âKetchupâ and while I have plenty of tales of my adventures at the McDs thereâs one that...
I don’t feel motivated today to do anything, and I’m blue. But I’m still going to try and do stuff. I must go on.
Politics is f****** stupid. Better to think for yourself than to blindly believe what the two sides say.
I’m miserable. Stuck in a crappy marriage to a selfish, lazy man. Don’t know how to get out because I’m not in good health.
Karma person is mentally abusive and Karma will get him or her back.
I’m a 30 yr old virgin. I’m virgin. I’m virgin. Yes I am. And it feels good too.
I like to eat rice and small red goya beans in red sauce.
My cousin caused my aunt to die in a nursing home. She took my aunt to the bathroom, left her unattended. My aunt fell & subsequently died. My cousin is a murderess. My cousin is the cause of my aunt’s death. She also embezzled money while working. She steals from...
I can’t sleep. Someone help. Tell me a story.
I yelled at my mom, in trying to defend a friend that she was making awful assumptions on, and she said,
âIâm not afraid of the devil, I have god on my side.â
Well I hope god is on your side the next time when rub your toothbrush in the...
(Chotto-matteyo!) I sound like an old Japanese grandmother when I say that.
(This is me ranting and nagging because itâs 3 am and Iâm tired)
She never answers to my messages anymore. Like, she takes a day to reply and I always reply to her a few seconds later Andre will have a conversation and I May ask her something and...
COMMUNION TONIGHT!
A sample experience at your local âCUMUNIONâ: âWas at the CumUnion in Palm Springs. Got there early, but all of the slings were already taken. Walked around and playedï»ż a bit in the playrooms â sucked some d***, laid on a massage table and got fingered, eaten and...
I’ve been wondering . What’s the meaning of success?I am not trying to sound philosophical or anything , I just don’t understand the concept of success.Everyone seems to be obsessed with it.But why?Everytime I failed at something I learned from it .Grew stronger ,gained experience .I was filled with emotion...
Being a bully online or in close circles is NOT cool no matter your F****** age or social statusâ
You meet a girl for the first time and she’s a lot fatter than you expected. Do you smash or no?
Stop worrying about things which are beyond the power.
This girl and I been dating for 2 months now, I was too interested in her when we first met and I came out needy but I’m turning the situation around and making her chase me. We didn’t have “the talk” yet, however, we’re sort of close. Should I consider...
Wanna just chat randomly? Not for exchanging nudes or social media contacts, hookups stuff. Just talking and actually relieving your pain. If yes, then we’ll just chat in the comment box below. Confess something or mention what has been troubling you recently. I’ll follow it up like a normal conversation....
You guys are mean.
Bye Aquarius season and lovely genius January!
Damn, am I that ugly?
Slow night…