You work for an HOA full time and make twice as much as me, a part time retail assistant manager. That is true. However, it seems I’m a lot more financially stable. One of us has filed for bankruptcy before. Hint: not me. But go off, b****. I’m sure you’re...

I love you because you are my family and friend. I love you so much, please be healthy.

I just recently found out that I’m not alone when it comes to loving the tremors movies. I’ve seen the first and second close to 500times combined. And I honestly might be low balling that. I’ve seen the third a handful of times. The fourth I never finished because it...

And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it throught, how you managed to survive.You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.That’s...

i secretly have a killed seld esteem dressed in narcissistic self love because i don’t feel a thing

Whatever I prayed for, if I have got any, turned out to be a wrong choice.
I am sorry God, I never had enough maturity and options.

Anyways, if someone is trying to get a grip on reality and your first instinct is to tell them their delusions were actually true then congrats! You’ve become part of the problem!

Please let me grab BIT or any stable opportunity to settle down for long term.

COMMUNISM DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED

“Respect your elders.”

“Back in my day…”

“Old music is better than new music.”

“Kids these days…”

“Everyone is offended by everything nowadays.”

Shut the f*** up, boomer. 🖕

You ever get those farts that go pfffffffffffffffffff

About a decade ago I worked at a McDonald’s. It was an absolute s*** job, and the management was piss poor and filled with mediocrity. My manager once asked me how to write “Ketchup” and while I have plenty of tales of my adventures at the McDs there’s one that...

I don’t feel motivated today to do anything, and I’m blue. But I’m still going to try and do stuff. I must go on.

Politics is f****** stupid. Better to think for yourself than to blindly believe what the two sides say.

I’m miserable. Stuck in a crappy marriage to a selfish, lazy man. Don’t know how to get out because I’m not in good health.

Karma person is mentally abusive and Karma will get him or her back.

I’m a 30 yr old virgin. I’m virgin. I’m virgin. Yes I am. And it feels good too.

I like to eat rice and small red goya beans in red sauce.

My cousin caused my aunt to die in a nursing home. She took my aunt to the bathroom, left her unattended. My aunt fell & subsequently died. My cousin is a murderess. My cousin is the cause of my aunt’s death. She also embezzled money while working. She steals from...

I can’t sleep. Someone help. Tell me a story.

I yelled at my mom, in trying to defend a friend that she was making awful assumptions on, and she said,

“I’m not afraid of the devil, I have god on my side.”

Well I hope god is on your side the next time when rub your toothbrush in the...

(Chotto-matteyo!) I sound like an old Japanese grandmother when I say that.

(This is me ranting and nagging because it’s 3 am and I’m tired)

She never answers to my messages anymore. Like, she takes a day to reply and I always reply to her a few seconds later Andre will have a conversation and I May ask her something and...

COMMUNION TONIGHT!

A sample experience at your local “CUMUNION”: “Was at the CumUnion in Palm Springs. Got there early, but all of the slings were already taken. Walked around and played a bit in the playrooms – sucked some d***, laid on a massage table and got fingered, eaten and...

I’ve been wondering . What’s the meaning of success?I am not trying to sound philosophical or anything , I just don’t understand the concept of success.Everyone seems to be obsessed with it.But why?Everytime I failed at something I learned from it .Grew stronger ,gained experience .I was filled with emotion...

Being a bully online or in close circles is NOT cool no matter your F****** age or social status☆

You meet a girl for the first time and she’s a lot fatter than you expected. Do you smash or no?

Stop worrying about things which are beyond the power.

This girl and I been dating for 2 months now, I was too interested in her when we first met and I came out needy but I’m turning the situation around and making her chase me. We didn’t have “the talk” yet, however, we’re sort of close. Should I consider...

Wanna just chat randomly? Not for exchanging nudes or social media contacts, hookups stuff. Just talking and actually relieving your pain. If yes, then we’ll just chat in the comment box below. Confess something or mention what has been troubling you recently. I’ll follow it up like a normal conversation....

You guys are mean.

Bye Aquarius season and lovely genius January!

Damn, am I that ugly?

Slow night…

If an adult records you performing a s***** act when you’re a minor and blackmails you with it is that child p***? What if your being raped

I think this entire website is a scheme to destroy my spelling and grammar.

get a f****** life instead of sucking the c*** of a something hundred year old storybook just to please your imaginary friend

Oh Ya’ll brought the comments back… I’m ready for the drama.

My god, would you please wash your hands and cover your mouth when you sneeze and cough?! You go to the bathroom and never once does the tap run. And then you’re touching everything. You have a nasty cold and there’s someone on chemo in the house. Jesus.

Bye bye, January 2020. You won’t be missed.