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This article is about unexplained phenomena. For phenomena not subject to the laws of nature, see supernatural. For unexplained but presumed natural phenomena, see preternatural.
For other uses, see Paranormal (disambiguation).
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I tried to check up on you today I left you a voicemail. I hope you are alive and doing OK 🙂

Why do blacks f*** there cousins?

Any s** workers out there have you ever fallen in love with one of your clients

Life some more. Lift. Lift.

How to not care?

We need to fight depression. Come on. Lift. Lift. Lift.

Do you use condoms when f****** hookers?

We need to fight that depression. Come on! We need to lift those weights till we sweat. Get that chest, abs and arms we have so long coveted too apart from sweating out all that depression away.

🐸: La La La ribbit ribbit ribbit!
🐮: moo! Oh hi frog, How have you been?
🐸: Hi cow! I’m find. Just chilling? What have you been up too?
🐮: That’s wonderful! I’ve been just eating grass and producing milk. Its wonderful being a cow on this...

All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty f****** Quinn.

FORTY F****** QUINN

don’t know how I feel anymore. Its difficult to understand myself. I’m just sitting in this room and thinking. And I’m not sure what to do. It makes me just want to be sad. I wish i can cry. Because when you cry it feels good sometimes. But i can’t....

sometimes i wonder if ppl could really make this world better. with all the shits happening, everything is awful no matter how much you sugar coat it. It just s**** living like this knowing that i would die one day without contributing anything good to this world

Curses upon those who look down on others based on race, religion, caste, s***** orientation, age, bio-s**, gender, and national identity.

Canadian Customs can go eat a bowl of dicks. Have anything shipped from another country that resembles at the littlest ‘dangerous’, (In this case, bunch of computer bits apparently in an ‘Unspecified package’ even though the recite order was on the order outside the box shipped’) has already been in...

Come on. We need to lift.

You know it’s good p**** when you can slide in and out without touching each other

Muttr is such a s***** site. They claim to be all about “no rules at all whatsoever” and yet I get banned instantly for speaking my mind and all of my comments are deleted too. What the actual f***. F*** you, Muttr and the owner to that s***** site!!!

Broccoli & Mac and CHEEEESE : D

You’ll always be my hostess with the mostess . I’ll be in touch when Humpty and Dumpty die. Not a care in the world then 🙂

The homosexual nextdoor is teaching his children gay pride. They hate the women in they’re family and have destroyed them. It’s hard to even look at the little faggots but everything thing they do is out of spite or hateful nature. Somebody ot to hang them like the good ole...

I’m babysitting these four children at the moment, and the subject somehow turned to tickling, and they all started trying to tickle me. This was fine, cause I’m not all that ticklish, but then one of them pulled my pants and underwear down and they started tickling my b***, which...

Stupid question, so I heard that the average person can live without food for 30 days. How many days would it take for a fat person to die

Ever had the most cringe phase you went through when you were a teenager?

Mine would have to be the anti-theist (or anti-religion) phase where I’d constantly belittle people who believe in different religious/spiritual beliefs and talk about how “the world would be better off without religion”. Stuff like that.

i miss being that little child innocent from reality whilst listening to Darube Sandstorm

Ha trolls

every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE

Why do you act like life is so difficult? You create these problems for yourself then expect other’s to pull you out of the rut. Just clam up take a step out of you’re own shoe’s for even ten seconds.. It’s okay if you don’t have the know how you’re...

Push. Push. We gotta lift those weights or hit the treadmill to sweat to fight depression.

I love the feeling of being able to sleep in when you have a day off work 🙂

i’m scared
of losing you,
of becoming you,
of not being able to help you,
but i don’t know what to do.
every time you come to me
for help
and for comfort.
but i’m not good at help.
and i’m...

God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m f****** miserable.

As a man i dont mind small b****, but if you look anorexic it puts me off.

I don’t know if there are any gods or no gods. I don’t know if there’s an afterlife or no afterlife. I have no clue how this world came to be (in other words, how life started). I don’t have the answers to all this.

Am I the only one...

What’s a movie, that for reasons you just can’t seem to finish? Such as falling asleep or suddenly having to do something else etc. mine was the original Resident Evil. I almost always fell asleep within the first 5 minutes. It took me roughly 3 years to actually watch it....

We need to fight depression. Come on. We need to all lift. Get those abs, chest and arms.

Drugs and alcohol have ruined me. I used to be bright and quick witted, but now I have a hard time processing new information. Like if I read something I usually have to read it multiple times in order for it to stick. I used to be able to glance...

I Hope he gets you pregnant then leaves you f****** B****