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Tell Satan we’re gonna have a little exorcism, it’s good vs evil, and Satan is always loved and welcomed by the people.

Madchild 57

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Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one. I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information

Project 2501

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I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!

-Bryon Donalds

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Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville

The Grinch

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If the existence of the entire human race depended on me and Illhan Omar—-that muslim i***** w****—and AOC—-I guess I’d have to f*** them both. Just keep your hijab on…..neither one of them are ugly really. I’ve seen both of them naked. Illhan’s skinny little a**——-and AOC at the same...

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I wish I could back to 2018 and tell myself what I know now. I know they’ll never get karma, I only hope after I die they will

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Elle’s divine beauty 🙂

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Haven’t seen her all week so I switched it up and went through the drive thru.

I had Country radio Josh Ross, On A Different Night playing and made myself get grabby touchy with her hand taking the coffee.

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Wow cool didnt even wanna talk to me when I’m right here just f*** off then

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my sister has an ed bc she’s so skinny and wants to gain weight so i made the scales show that she’s 5kg less than she actually is bc i hate her w my entire being /srs

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did corvallis die?

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You f****** p****

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This isn’t a confession but a f*** you to somebody. F*** you Jimmy for disappearing when I needed you. If you had not ghosted me during the conversation we would not be in this situation. You left a gap that I need to fill. THREE years down the drain because...

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Thousands of views.
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Hello

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Hi

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I know a gay middle aged couple who f*** their male dog. They’ve fucked him so much and for some long that his a*** is permanently stretched and warn out and just looks really wrong. Whevever they take him out in public they make him wear stupid doggy shorts so...

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It’s happening. My side guy is becoming obsessed with me.
He called off his marriage, and asked me what he needs to do to get me to break up with my main guy. He’s breaking his previous rules of ‘no kids’ to suddenly, I will give you kids if...

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How am I supposed to talk with you if you won’t answer the phone?
No cap, I was hella scared you would answer it.
😋

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I downvote and dislike any posts online that are positive about JK Rowling and/or the new HP game.

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Why push me away?? We can make each other feel amazing. ☺️☺️☺️

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4 years

Kerl
Hi love I miss you so much like as in I super miss you loveee
Hope you miss me too:(
D.

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STATE OF THE CUMUNION ADDRESS
By President Corvallus B Winslow III

Jizzleheads across this great land, I am here to tell you that the CUMUNION is strong. Men are sucking each other’s c**** and assholes and ejaculating into each other’s mouths and anuses. Condom usage is at an...

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4 years

Corvallus we don’t need to hear every time you have g******. Keep it to yourself.

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4 years

when I was 19 I got my p**** and a****** tattooed and I squirted and cam all over the guys face,

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4 years

I’m feeling strange energy surrounding me. I like it, I feel as if I’m having a staring contest with something..

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As President I promise mentoring for all. I promise to make you a better person. I will find your mentor. Vote for me and give me your money. I Jimmy Snodgrass approved this message.

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4 years

Would you be up for mentoring me?
I need to be a better person. 😃

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As President I will guarantee suicide for all. If you want assisted suicide I will see that you get it fast. Why should we put up with your moaning and crying all time? Vote for me. I Jimmy Snodgrass approved this message.

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love me? it feels like you just attack me for a month for not masterbaing loudly in a place of sight, f*** you for the s***** abuse grooming out your victims

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4 years

Oh really.. that’s how you feel?

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Word is The Faggler finally snapped and killed some guy. Cut the dude’s nuts off! F***!

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Lord Jesus, we prayed and you responded. Thank you for stopping the earthquake in Turkey and Syria. Maybe now the people will become Christian.

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I’ve done so much, i cannot keep down the oneway path

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4 years

Tokio Hotel – “Monsoon” lyrics

I’m staring at a broken door
There’s nothing left here anymore
My room is cold
It’s making me insane

I’ve been waiting here so long
But now the moment seems to’ve come,
I see the dark clouds coming up again.

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4 years

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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16F, stop making a lunatic of yourself and go socialize with your friends, that is if you have any. Sincerely.

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Please download Joel Osteen’s pedophilia app and listen to his pedophilic sermons. Thanks

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i’d rather download an app that teaches people how to light a candle

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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I moved to Fremont, CA from Oakland, CA. I hate living here with every fiber in my body. I rather live in Oakland where I wouldn’t k ow if my car would of been broken into than this shithole of a place called Fremont. Between the horrible drivers and trains...

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Aaron wasn’t the only one to make a calf a god. We are doing it now. Our working definitions of God are false concepts and therefore idols. Hopefully our concept of God is growing. Process theology is not about God, it is about us.

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God is now here or is no where. Those are your choices. It depends on how you place the “W”. And God will accommodate you either way. I will not worship a over there, somewhere up there God. I want Immanuel. God with us now.

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