Funny thing, I thought I knew all about women and what made them tick until my latest one. Women probably don’t know it, but if you squeeze a woman’s t**, it does not matter which one, from the n***** end, they get s*** feelings right down to their toes and if you squeeze both t*** at the same time, it is 100% pleasure for them, once they get used to it. If you run your finger in between their c*** lips, above their c*** hole and up to were they piss from, with some Vaseline on your finger for lubrication, you can find sensitive places which if you keep rubbing there, gets to make them start to o***** – also rubbing the spot where they pee from – which is like a small p**** also gets them going and when they start to come, keep rubbing furiously and grab a t** and squeeze it and they simply go ballistic, sort of go through a mental gate and into oblivion. There are two sorts of women, some groan and the others shriek and it is really fun to drive them up so high that they lose control and all from rubbing the outside of their cunts, inside their c*** lips, above their c*** holes up to their pee holes, that is – try it and see – great if she is losing her s******** and life is boring, regenerate your love life too. If she has visible c*** lips which stick out, those are the cunts I like best – get some Vaseline and stretch them out of her c*** with your hands slowly, don’t hurt her. Now get a smooth plastic v*******, the ones which take 2 x C batteries from eBay or a s** shop and put new batteries in, then set the v******* on high and put it on one side of her c*** lip and your index finger on the other side, so the lip is between your finger and the v******* going full pelt and feel for the enlarged vein you will feel in the upper part of her lip and try to keep your finger on that, while vibrating it from the other side – she will jerk around, but she will continually c** and you can count the orgasms she has, as they occur, screaming or groaning at the same time – keep with it, she will buck like crazy – and keep going until she asks you to stop – work up to around 3 hours doing just that – if one lip gets sore, switch to the other one, but always lots of Vaseline to stop it hurting, as much as possible. I’ve had women o***** over 100 times, by just doing that – and afterwards they regard you as if you were a God. Only do once a week and give her body time to recover – one female wanted it twice and afterwards she thought she was having a Heart Attack and i took her to hospital and the staff ,after doing an ECG wanted to know what she had been doing as all of her muscles were stretched, but she was too chicken to tell them. Anyway, when she asks you to stop, stop and cuddle her from behind while she has a sleep, don’t touch the s** parts of her body and when she wakes up, get her to lay face down, with her back up – and then start running your hand over her back, in slow circular movements about 1/4 inch (3mm) off her skin – her back is covered with fine hair and you are tweaking that, not the skin of her body. When you find a sensitive spot and there are many, keep moving your hand in a slow circular movement over that spot until the sensation passes for her, then on to the next one and over a period of some hours, you can work from the top of her shoulders to the underneath of her feet – her orgasming constantly from what you are doing, but at least another 100 or so additional orgasms – it is so much fun, so that when you stop, she is so high that if you touch her ear, or her nose, or any part of her, she automatically orgasms – and that feeling stays with her for some hours. I’m a man and my body has no feeling, my moment of pleasure is when I’m f****** and I c**, but that’s it, but to have this amount of control over the person you are with is awesome and by the same token, you can enrich your love lives and make it so that she won’t ever want to lose you – and in any male female relationship – what better relationship than you can deliver and she can’t help herself when she is with you, but total lust – just saying.
If you have had a number of Covid-19 Neucloids Gene Therapy Injections and survived them so far, there was a reason for that, you are genetically suitable to be made into a GMO – if you were not suitable then you would, or rather should, have died, but not everyone does (no plan is ever perfect) and many refused to die and were injured instead, to be knocked off eventually in some other way, presumably. Why keep what you cannot use? Thomas Renz American Lawyer identified the mRNA vaccines as not being that at all, actually they are ModRNA vaccines (Synthetic, made in a laboratory and never existed before, which is how they are all patented) – as explained by the US Supreme Court Law of 2013, the same year that Moderna created their Covid-19 Neucloids virus with DARPA’s help and patented it – the same formula, from that patent, that BionTech for Pfizer, stole and used to make their own vaccines, as confirmed by a European Court recently. The US Supreme Court Law of 2013, with World Wide Applications says that if anyone volunteers to be injected with a (Covid-19 Neucloids) Genetic Vaccine which changes their DNA and Genome (from mRNA to ModRNA), (which the vaccines do in 6 hours from injection) then they are no longer Human and all Human Rights are lost, they are a new species with zero Human Rights, or in fact any Rights at all, but like the Black Slaves who up to 1865 had no Rights until President Lincoln wrote them into Law – but now we know that the vaccines make everyone injected into a GMO and Trump, RFK, Tucker Carlson, Berenson and a few others never had the vaccines, Trump got you all to have. But here is the thing: It was recorded some years ago that a young boy could remember his last life as a snake. He bit a man on his shoulder and the man killed him, the snake and he was reborn as this boy. The researchers found the man who confirmed that a snake had bit him and he killed it, neither knew the other, but here is the thing, they both had mRNA, so if mRNA is the key to Heaven – what door does the ModRNA open after you die? And there is the rub, we all have to die sometime – so a heads up on what “might” happen to your spirit or soul after you die – Space travel is possible, you just have to be dead first and where does your Spirit or Soul go now – absolutely no idea – but the Catholics were all vaccinated several times, because their Pope ordered them to get the vaccines like him, if they were good Catholics – bearing in mind that Berenson published that Biden ducked Call Up to Vietnam FIVE times and Trump ONCE and neither went to defend America and Berenson called them both Cowards, but this time, Trump and Biden are quite happy to help you all along this time, but not them, wherever your Spirits might go, after you die. But in case you missed the point – Everything, all species on this planet has mRNA, it is universal to all of us and in all of us and the means by which we get to and from Heaven, presumably – but none of us has ModRNA until very recently and injected into us in those Covid-19 vaccines – well not vaccines, but Gene Therapy Injections actually – and deliberately. SO Ask Trump why?
I just wet my little pants again. Everyone can see the wet patch on my little tushie and I feel really childish. I need someone to change my pants and wipe my little wet tushie. I’m a little teenage wetter girl. Love Chloe xx
A CoreAdvance Confession
(Names have been anonymized for the purpose of this CoreAdvance confession)
One day, after a late night of working, I decided to go for a walk around the building to let off some steam. I came across an office door that was closed (which is usually open) – and I could hear some noises coming from it. Usually, nobody is in the office this late, so I decided to investigate.
I knocked and suddenly it got really quiet. I opened the door and caught Frank (the former CEO of the business; name changed for anonymity) and Jennifer Manchester (the head of HR; name also masked) going at it — d********* and full a***! Jennifer’s breasts were stunning, as were her h****, erect n******. I couldn’t stop thinking about it all night… I was overcome with s***** envy. I would love to f*** Jennifer from behind like that.
R*** is funny, that’s how you become an uncle.
Aa
Anybody know where I can find some h******* guide dog p***?
Burning bridges isn’t cool a******, didn’t you learn a thing from my brother. I just needed that confirmation. Go f*** yourself and enjoy showing your teeth with intent while supposedly shaking hands with your friends. C*** sucker
All alone
Well enjoy being alone nig
You just going to lay there like your b**** or what?
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Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
I do not have a backbush, I am shaved clean like a whistle. Why don’t you try my poopoo partyhole and see for yourself?
Kerpal
Site Admin
I tried watching a UFO movie called NOPE but the n***** actor’s completely ruined it. Is there anything n****** don’t ruin?
Why are so many black people losers?
I am #1 cheek splitter and don’t ever forget it, b****.
Kerpal, Site Admin
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Why can’t I stop doing cocaine ??
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Sounds like a dyke
White guys’d has always happened when we got our own way of living
Let’s see if you can out boom earth you Albion chimps stealing all the information of the past and claiming it as your own, that’s what gooks do to Albion chimps.
Telling yourself im somebody else is a cute way to lie yourself to sleep, ill make sure i scream so loudly terrifying it’ll make you pee ur sheet
Pretty lonely huh other, your no better and your mask doesn’t hide your p*** ways
Has anyone here seen no country for old men, some psychotic individuals don’t care, you think having someone fight a fight, “you” can’t win is a good idea in a place such as this? i try’d Showing you by crushing your hero’s, i guess ill just have to crush the...
I hate my family. They’re a bunch of the most egoistic, self entitled, greedy, stingy, self absorbed, self centered, money hungry, lying, scheming, manipulative, wasteful fuckers that ever walked the earth. I hate them all.
Um I didn’t say it. I was simply repeating their own words .
I almost forgot, Adam Levine too.
Lol. Im not black . lol last I looked . Im very Irish and Italian.
Bye :>
shally sits behind the door. say is fast
Lmao. u iz too pid.
Poop bag
Freak . mean vomit bag . burn in hell
Say eye yam stew peed ;-;
Smile . a dentist loves a BULEMIC ….cha ching.
Why ? Because vomit bags need a mirror mirror on the wall. Lol..or toilet .
Why all the vomiting?
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Idiot