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One time I was standing in the hall and my art therapist said loudly that she needed to pee. I took the opportunity to keep her away from the bathroom and asked her to get me some fruit from the kitchen. She said ok and went to fill her water bottle at the water cooler. Well that musta made her bladder spasm hard because right after she filled the water bottle she tried to beeline to the bathroom but i reminded her about the fruit. She went to the kitchen and spent a minute looking for fruit but couldn’t find any. When she tried to leave I blocked the kitchen door and asked her what the password was and she said “I have to peeee, please let me go!” in a high pitched enthusiastic submissive voice. I said “Finee…” and got out of the way and ran to sit down to cover my erection.

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pull up
smoke up

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I’ve lost interest.

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Karma:Burning the chinese alive worldwide I 100% approve. Frying the chinese alive worldwide I 200% approve. Dicapitating the chinese worldwide I 300% approve. Chopping the chinese to tiny pieces worldwide I 400% approve. Melting the chinese in boiling oil worldwide I 500% approve. Beating the chinese to death worldwide I...

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5 years of prison for illegal streaming

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#Nuke_KAM

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I set it up so that my neighbor Kim would not only see me naked, but m*********** alone. She is the total package for a girl in my mind. Looks. Attitude. Common sense. Physical build and energy. She was always just walking into my half of our duplex without knocking....

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Really… so how does he feel about this “arrangement”?

What the heck happened to you? What planet did you come from? Coordinates? I want to program it into my telescope. I gotta see this.

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#Nuke KAM

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#Nuke china. #Nuke the chinese. #Boycott anything that is from china. #Deport the chinese back to shithole china before nuking that shithole. #Kill yourself chinese ugly schizophrenic retarded p******** #Nuke china. #Nuke the chinese. #Boycott anything that is from china. #Deport the chinese back to shithole china before nuking that...

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Oh supreme power I take you as my partner in all my endeavours, clear away all obstacles from my path .

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#Nuke KAM

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Bhjb

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You cant do anything and even if you could, I dont like or trust you so I wouldn’t acceot it. but thanks. Thanks though. Thanks for being and staying a fan.

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#Nuke KAM

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#Nuke China #Kill yourselves you ugly filthy retarded schizo piss skin zipperhead shitface sliteyed cocksucking chinese #Nuke the chinese after deporting them back to china shithole
#We are forever thankful to you karma/kam #Boycott china shits

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#Nuke China #Kill yourselves you ugly filthy retarded schizo piss skin zipperhead shitface sliteyed cocksucking chinese #Nuke the chinese after deporting them back to china shithole
#We are forever thankful to you karma/kam #Boycott china shits

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#Nuke China #Kill yourselves you ugly filthy retarded schizo piss skin zipperhead shitface sliteyed cocksucking chinese #Nuke the chinese after deporting them back to china shithole
#We are forever thankful to you karma/kam #Boycott china shits

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tfdtgh

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if you hate men so much tuck it or slab on the make up NiiGgA

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What is a jizzle stick? Is that like a candy from the store? It sounds like something Wonka would make. Like Nerds candy. Someone give the kid a Jizzle Stick for a job well done on his poetry.

That was very good son maybe Katy Perry will take your lyrics...

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Hey hey ho ho, that was probably some of the worst lyrics I have ever read in my life, but you are obviously retarded so I probably shouldnt say that. You did your best. Most big name rappers arent much better

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I ate a dΓΆner kebab

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To the Chinese hater:
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I had s** with my10 year old slinny sister becauce she asked me to do it

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STOP HARASSMENT AND HACKING AND NEVER AGAIN MESS WITH MY LIFE. THIS IS ABUSE AND SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED, YOU SHOULD BE JAILED FOR MOBBING MY *R E S P E C T* OBSESSIVELY. I REALLY HOPE YOU LEARN ABOUT REALITY INSTEAD OF FAME IDIOT.

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To the Chinese hater:

…………………./´¯/)
………………..,/Β―../
………………./…./
…………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`Β·ΒΈ
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……..(‘(…Β΄…Β΄…. Β―~/’…’)
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#Nuke China #Kill yourselves you ugly filthy retarded schizo chinese #Nuke the chinese
We are forever thankful to you karma(kam)!

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Karma: Burning the chinese alive worldwide I 100% approve. Frying the chinese alive worldwide I 200% approve. Dicapitating the chinese worldwide I 300% approve. Chopping the chinese to tiny pieces worldwide I 400% approve. Melting the chinese in boiling oil worldwide I 500% approve. Beating the chinese to death worldwide...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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#Nuke KAM

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I’m A 32 Year-Old Single Mother With Two Teenaged Sons.

This Is My Confession:

I’m a 34 year old single Mother and I let my two boys (14 & 16) mount me and take me any time they want just as long as there’s no one else around. And there’s...

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Dear abby,
You ain’t coo unless ya pee yer pants!?!?!!?!!?!!!!??!!!?!!??.. ..

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My sister is fine. My girlfriend is also fine. I can’t stop c****** into my sisters clean p****** while I bury my face in her used ones.

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#Nuke china. #Nuke the chinese. #Boycott anything that is from china. #Deport the chinese back to shithole china before nuking that shithole. #Kill yourself chinese ugly schizophrenic retarded p******** triggered camera obsessed psychopath shitface terrorists that abuse and torture and kill and eat anything that breathes and can’t even count...

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KAM have to get mutilated and then burned alive

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Thank god things did not work out as I had hoped.

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Kam(karma) if you exist WE LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH AND YOU ARE THE BEST AND OUR IDOL! WE WANT YOU AS THE PRESIDENT. =) CONTINUE BEING HOW GREAT AND GRAND YOU ARE AND WE WILL FOLLOW RIGHT AFTER YOU WITH THE GREAT THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE! YOU...

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