Do you mind if we forego the whole creepy serial killer thing?
Eddie Brock/Venom 3
I came from a toxic family and my in laws were more like family than i imagined was possible. The weirdest part was how they knew my wife, their own daughter, was the outlier in their family, cold and manipulative. She married me to get away from them. I eventually learned our marriage was a lie. My FIL and MIL treated me and their two grandchildren with warmth love and respect. And they are the ones that taught me what family will do for the family. I loved the time with them when the kids and i would stay with them while my wife would go out shopping all day or go on work related trips. They were both very mentally and emotionally supportive recognizing what i went through to make sure the kids had a safe happy life despite their mother’s indifference, that they felt loved by me and their grandparents. My MIL and FIL would sit and talk for hours and we would all take turns watching and playing with the kids while the other two talked. One day my MIL pushed the conversation farther than usual and we ended up having a conversation that left me with silent tears when she told me she knew that her daughter was completely uninterested in being a wife or mother and that she as my MIL and my FIL worried that i would eventually seek affection elsewhere or simply leave and that would result in the kids being in a broken home. And that the two of them would never let that happen and that they had a solution if i was willing and devoted enough to hear them out. She called my FIL back in and suggested she watch the kids and we go for a drive. As he drove my FIL was quiet for a few miles then sort of blurted out that he hoped i knew how much he and his wife loved me and respected me as if i were their own. He ended up almost apologetic as he told me that he and my MIL had considered talking to me long before the wedding and warning me about their own daughter’s true nature. Then he told me that he wanted me to stop thinking that my wife would ever change, that they were pretty sure that i had deluded myself that maybe marriage or motherhood would make a difference but that it was never going to change her. I felt so awkward and defeated breaking down in front of him but he was very supportive and told me that they (he and my MIL) had a plan and wanted to make sure that the kids and i were happy despite their daughter. He asked me to simply trust them as if i was their own and that their devotion was to me and the kids. He even made me promise to listen to and trust them in the coming days, that everything was about the welfare of me and the kids. I guess he read my mind, because he looked at me strangely, then just kept his eyes fixed on the road and a rigid grip on the steering wheel and was angry, saying that he knew what i must be thinking, but that they had accepted that there was nothing anyone could do about their daughter, that they had put rhat behind them as parents and made the choice to save who they could.. I swore I would listen and trust.
I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!
-Bryon Donalds
Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville
The Grinch
Hey me to. Dumb jokes are phenomenal. Cute and sometimes can bring smiles to kiss your lips. Sure beats sitting around.. Griping about being miserable. I love cute funny jokes. I think they are fun.
This is not a b**** site. If you hate jokes go b**** somewhere else. I confess I love dumb jokes.
You miserable mean loser. It takes nothing to be you. What is it like to be u? Meanness is usually taught by strangers or family . you must be hated to be mean.
I post smiles . all you post is trash. Meanness must be your real name. because you sure as hell aren’t a light or breath of fresh air. You miserable sack of poop.
Jokes ? I at least try to make people smile . all you do is make dumb a** comments. You mean spirited poopie head.
A couple of weeks ago I submitted a painful confession here that the boy I really really liked didn’t like me. I just felt it so strongly, despite having no real evidence.
To anyone seeing this, we have a date this weekend. It’s always worth shooting your shot.
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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
Humor is the best medicine For whatever ails you. It lifts the spirit and heart .
Corvallus you’d might as well face it, you’re addicted to C**!
Why are some dogs quiet? Because they are hush puppies.
War is hell. Just wait for when your turn comes up to go.
Chinese torture is legendary. They can teach the worst sadistic among you all, lessons In pain.
Pain you cant comprehend.
Yet!
I personally won’t allow myself to live through another war. I’d prefer death .
But I personally don’t think most people feel as strongly as me. Im ready to die to escape oppression .
The question is .
Are you??
Lets see what happens when you lose your country to. You took my country away from me, now it’s your turn to lose your country . and hell add on that dead body count of your kids. Lol ….it’s payback . no exemptions. Its your turn to lose..everything. Welcome to...
Your welcome!!! Lolol. Im smiling as well. Life is sweet. 😁❤
I walked thru a war. you all have no idea ..just what happens in war. Pictures and videos? Are not real life. But I promise ..it can be . pain and torture can happen to you and yours. my America no longer exists . you destroyed it for me.
Biological warfare is possible against China . I hope America is prepared. Death is much preferable to being locked away in Chinas prisons and chains.
Chip might not save you all. Turning innocent American citizens into war weapons is wrong .
Hope the s*** hits the fan and...
It’s never too early for Ice cream, Jim. But we didn’t have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives. -Michael Scott
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs. 😺
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i tgink it’s so funny that most of my friends r like in college and have careers and my one friend who’s the same age as me graduated college early and goes to college at SIXTEEN and here i am getting dropped from high school bc of truancy like what...
Can you even jog a mile at one pace without having to stop? In under 10 min? I’ll bet your a fat old pos that couldn’t even do one pull up. Yet can fill a diaper. Turd go make some changes
You’re version of crocs is worn on your feet Minecraft your version of sharks is a team
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
Can somebody pls talk to me i want to tell you my dark secret. i just cant help it anymore.
I love my best friend’s boyfriend. I have to pretend that I don’t and to be supportive and happy for her but it hurts so bad bc him and me are also friends and we talk and it almost seems like we can date but then I remember that no,...
I’ve never touched you, you did touch me in front of ya kid though. Maybe the meth blocked out some memory’s r***** mature women with gay hair. Stop being a dumb a******
Prayer of hope to return my money and stop the hateful revenge. Someone tried to kill me in a car accident December 2022 and now they stole all my money out my bank account trying to bankrupt me so I get kicked in prison. I pray God watches over me...
A white porch monkey screaming like the neighborhood can’t hear you lefties getting off somuch you need a pool to warsh it off the stank
Who invited us down and killed their father?
ligrralky gonna die i can only eat once a day and my mom made chicken and she was asking me if she wanted her to make me anything and i had to say no i am literally starving i’ve been trying to drink water to get rid of the hunger...
Humor helps alleviate stress As well. Maybe some laughter would help get my mind off the worry and pain my dad is suffering. I should take some time to myself. He seems to be resting comfortably now . I think I can also relax finally .
Exercise helps with stress . sometimes a nice warm shower helps also to wash away the worry.
Prayer helps. Serenity prayer especially .
The labor of love and complete burden of responsibility has fallen on me . my brother and sister cant help much . hearing my very big tough father cry out in pain , eats at me. Bothers me extremely deeply as his daughter . Im 100% A daddy’s girl ....
Stop coming in with her. Please?
Prison r*** 😊
Any time is Joel Olsteen time. He loves you and is free. He will lead you Jesus and Jesus will heal your perversions.
Strap that on and wear it
