It’s never too early for Ice cream, Jim.
But we didn’t have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives.
-Michael Scott

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs. 😺

Favorite gymnastics studio

i tgink it’s so funny that most of my friends r like in college and have careers and my one friend who’s the same age as me graduated college early and goes to college at SIXTEEN and here i am getting dropped from high school bc of truancy like what...

Can you even jog a mile at one pace without having to stop? In under 10 min? I’ll bet your a fat old pos that couldn’t even do one pull up. Yet can fill a diaper. Turd go make some changes

You’re version of crocs is worn on your feet Minecraft your version of sharks is a team

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

Can somebody pls talk to me i want to tell you my dark secret. i just cant help it anymore.

I love my best friend’s boyfriend. I have to pretend that I don’t and to be supportive and happy for her but it hurts so bad bc him and me are also friends and we talk and it almost seems like we can date but then I remember that no,...

I’ve never touched you, you did touch me in front of ya kid though. Maybe the meth blocked out some memory’s r***** mature women with gay hair.
Stop being a dumb a******

Prayer of hope to return my money and stop the hateful revenge. Someone tried to kill me in a car accident December 2022 and now they stole all my money out my bank account trying to bankrupt me so I get kicked in prison. I pray God watches over me...

A white porch monkey screaming like the neighborhood can’t hear you lefties getting off somuch you need a pool to warsh it off the stank

Who invited us down and killed their father?

ligrralky gonna die i can only eat once a day and my mom made chicken and she was asking me if she wanted her to make me anything and i had to say no i am literally starving i’ve been trying to drink water to get rid of the hunger...

Humor helps alleviate stress As well. Maybe some laughter would help get my mind off the worry and pain my dad is suffering. I should take some time to myself. He seems to be resting comfortably now . I think I can also relax finally .

Exercise helps with stress . sometimes a nice warm shower helps also to wash away the worry.

Prayer helps. Serenity prayer especially .

The labor of love and complete burden of responsibility has fallen on me . my brother and sister cant help much . hearing my very big tough father cry out in pain , eats at me. Bothers me extremely deeply as his daughter . Im 100% A daddy’s girl ....

Stop coming in with her. Please?

Prison r*** 😊

Any time is Joel Olsteen time. He loves you and is free. He will lead you Jesus and Jesus will heal your perversions.

Strap that on and wear it

☕ Good morning, how are you going to greet Gods majesty?
10. I love myself.

Oh 😔

She’s 50+ acting 8 get a grip on yourself w****, lay down in the bed you gayed

im gonna fail my finals i just know it im a failure im useless i dont wanna live anymore im such a f****** waste of space

What’s a stage name?

Why do all these homos have stage names? Gays act like they’re professional wrestlers with their dumb and sick nicknames.

I grew up in a 4 bedroom house. I ended up in low income housing. I can’t say I regret my home these days. I had schizophrenia. Diabetes. Even cancer.

I gotta say im thankful for a roof over my head. Food in my belly . I really am...

One great thing about living in an apt is no yard work. Thank goodness. I grew up in a house with an acre of land that needed to be cut. I hated yard work. I m no country Chick. Give me a city or town any of the week. I...

I want to go to bed with Nikki Haley

When I was 14 there was this 34 year old who would hit on me. He lied to me saying he was my uncle and convinced me to go out with him. Eventually after that night he parked somewhere and I got confused and I was scared. He asked me...

if someone confessed to murder on this site wouldn’t you have to prove it? if someone links something illegal to this site I say bust their a**. Otherwise this is the liars club and we are all telling tall tales. Pictures or it didn’t happen.

My poor foot

Well why are you always ear to the wall?

the people below me sound like they just learned english a week ago and a 1880s colonizer taught them swear words

Is that why you’re so desperate to fix thing between them?

haha beeb

It would turn so fast on you, remember the last time you handled it? S*** you almost went to jail…

ok this is a rlly embarrassing question but can any girls here tell me if their t*** r like super f****** jiggly ?? for no reason cuz istg mine r like filled w water when i run it’s like i’m being smacked in the cheek and IT HURTS and i...

Being a telepathic or predicting another persons actions or true motives isn’t possible. Nope . impossible. Free speech is not the problem . as Im sure you are aware.