So a pirate walks into a bar and ask the bar keep for a drink and the bar keep says “pardon me but why do you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants”? The pirate says argg, it’s been driving me nuts all day.
😂

I’m sorry, that was out of line. I apologize.

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Elle the raven haired beauty 🙂

What do I do!? Seriously! I’m f****** doing my best. But you are right, I’m stamped
Why won’t you block me?
If you can treat me like s*** you can at least message me back, Caleigh.
I want peace
I f****** want peace.
I can...

Corvallis can I tell about your raunchiest piggiest night ever?

She sounds super loose bro

Pardon my ignorance but what exactly is a BACKSNATCH?

I should get a shower. Im icky

I’m being watched and stalked. t_t

I want to die and go be with her. why the f*** am I still alive when she’s not?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

I think all Russians might be megalomaniacs.

I think I have PTSD from interacting with this russian person for the last like 3 months. I just realized today how bad it is. I just saw a random image in a video game I am playing and I got triggered....

5. I will keep being positive, even when someone I love won’t give me a chance.

I think not you enter in the radio announcer career, there should be a “your d*** and balls need to be { this } big to enter the booth” prerequisite. That way you are guaranteed not to get some turd who has a voice like he sucked the helium out...

I am too. For GM ! What a man!

MOIST

Please don’t kill yourself. Please get help. Do you find it easier to talk to someone close to you or strangers? A listening ear? Please don’t leave this world. We are so f****** strong fighting this even if we feel weak and hopeless. It’s a battle where we can hope...

MOIST

My gf is my owner I’m just a beta s***. My gf is all dudes dream nice t*** huge round a** thin waist very slight abs like Shes a dream, expect one thing Shes is dominate. She made me a sissy to her. in the first year of our relationship,...

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

My Uncle went to prison for 3 months for performing oral s** on a 1yo girl. He says it’s the best p**** his ever tasted.

Hot poor is better than ugly rich

Well——-Happy Valentine’s Day everybody… Hope you all get some lovin

Why are skeletons so cool?
Because nothing gets under their skin. 🫣

4. I’m enjoying being honest to everyone. Is there anything you want me to confess for everyone to judge?

F*** Chinks. They and their bugmen Commie allies are all retarded, rely on (((them))), aka kikes, for help, yet deny it. They’re just as awful as (((them))) and need to f*****’ be obliterated out of f*****’ existence. Every. Last. One of them.

Also F*** the (((KIKES.))) (((They))) live on stolen...

i met the girl of my dreams but because of circumstances out of my control something happened between us she cannot move past and i know i’ll never find anyone else as amazing as her so here i am a thirty year old man and i now know i’m going...

I wanted peace…

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

so i used to like a guy for a while and used to talk to him a lot but my friends didnt like it as i wasnt spending much time with them and my bf who is also my ex is totally ignoring ,even tho i apologized soo many times...

Hmu just broke up with my girlfriend I’m down for any kind of hook up or sexting or s** calling or even video calling s** just add my insta here @deep19.leo I’m 25 male from Bangalore xD

Um Jesus isn’t being talked about? What the heck are you rambling on and on about church ??? You are a moron.

Sometimes I think so many people are broken or damaged by my age. Divorced . Cheaters. or betrayed by a lover. Just damaged broken people . I wish things were different for all of us.

I do not hate petite girls . I envy you . you get to be cute and adorable. Im 5’9. Im an amazon. You are awesome just as you are . Don’t let people shame you for god creating you as you are. Stand proud. Chin up. And make them...

I never realized how much other girls hate those that weight 100lbs and under until the internet. 🙁 Do they not realize petite people exist? I am 4’11 (almost 5!) ft tall and 100 lbs. That’s not like super skinny for my height, I’d say it’s pretty average. If I...

When I was at my grandmas house she had roses out on the table I cut some of the petals and ate some each day. Tbh you should try it roses taste really good. Also helps with constipation.

sometimes the ONLY Person I honestly feel can enter fearlessly into my mind. Is Jesus. he isn’t fearful of anything. He conquers everything. Nothing he can’t do.

what do you do when even Freddy Kruger is scared of YOUR mind? He simply can’t cope with the monsters in your memory or the pain of the past?

all that Ai and technology means nothing if you can’t live a healthy or happy life. I used to find sooo much joy in helping others. Serving others. These days. i just am tired. I need a time out. I”m getting older, closer to death. (blessing in disguise) but still...

if i thought running away would solve my memories of torture and terror. I”d be on the next plane out of here. Somehow i think it will haunt me. It will follow me. Because its inside me. its part of me. A part i wish I could erase or simply...