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I’m middle aged, overweight with man b****, big a** and a small p****. S** is not available to me and I’m very s******* frustrated and desperate for a woman. But I don’t know if I’ll ever have another one. I may turn to men if there are any in a similar situation who would do me out of our shared desperation.

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My Dad comes home from work and makes me kneel between his legs (he has no pants on) and massage his thighs and in the middle. After I massage him (he gets really big) me makes me put his thing in my mouth and hold it there while he watches TV and drinks beer.

Sometimes I fall asleep with him in my mouth. He does not care and requires me to just hold it in my mouth. After a while his thing shoots into my mouth and makes a real mess. I complain and he tells me to just swallow it and stop complaining.

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The first time I saw Orlando’s own JIZZLE JAMES on TV playing basketball for Cincinnati it BLEW MY BALLS OFF! That’s that young buck from the Cleo’s days representing the ORLANDO JIZZLELIFE to the fullest!

CORVALLUS would be proud if he wasn’t locked in prison for trying to rob an African American sperm bank in Atlanta.

Daddy Rex

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Little girls are s***** at a very young age. Its up to the adult to control and guide the situation in a non threatening manor.

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I hate everything and everyone I’m tired of all this. I just want to have a good night sleep

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My Uncle agrees with that diaper comment.

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I want Corvallis to s*** my pecker too

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People Africa?

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I love listening to male n*** asmr especially ‘whimpering and moans ones hehehe

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Clown wig or toupee? I think I will go with the clown wig. My girlfriend will get a kick out of that. And I can actually laugh with her as we f***.

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i f****** hate everybody and i just want to shoot myself in the head.

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I’m so confused. My side guy and I treat each other like side pieces and we are well aware that we are each others side piece – Now we’ve been f****** for over a year and my side guy knows I’m starting to think about kids with my main guy....

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I am a sheep. I am supposed to be stupid. All I have to know is Jesus. He is the shepherd. He feeds me the grass. That is all I have to know.

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Lord Jesus, forgive these assholes for they know not what they are saying. Then send them to the lake of fire.

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I am in the vine and the vine is in me. When you attack me you attack Jesus. or vice versa. Now I get to laugh at you in the lake of fire.

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Dear Lord Jesus, please destroy one of my enemies today as you did in the Bible. Amen. If you prayed this prayer, Jesus will destroy your enemies one by one. Glory!

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Jesus loves you and wants to welcome you to heaven. But if you continue to hate him he will send you to the lake of fire. Can you take that?

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Go ahead attack the Lord Jesus. He has been there before and he can take it.

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Her beautiful long raven black hair.

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FILTHY THIEVING CUNTS!!!!!! F*** YOU BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please download Joel Osteen’s CHILD P*** app and listen to his CHILD P*** sermons. Thanks

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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good night to everyone. I will be turning 42. Best thing about this year is I met people who think just like me. I am no longer a weirdo. I am invited to places instead of struggling to prove myself. bad things: my granny died and my friend treated me...

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i’m sleepy. i should rest. i talk nutty when i’m exhausted. 😀

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an innie belly button is ALWAYS kept clean. its s*** to be innie. because frankly being a girl….that men need an innie to. I am that girl. I’m young still. a Virgin.( in some ways) but my belly button is very cute. I don’t get tattoos or piercings. (just ears)...

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i have a soft belly. But its s***. s***. s***. i have an innie belly button” its cute. the way it hides. but its really nice. No lint in my belly button. I clean it. 😀 lol

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I also loved Guiding light. Soap Opera. Harley and Josh. I used to like to pretend again. I was her. I didn’t like her name. But the role was good. Josh was adorable. he really was cute. 😀

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I used to play pretend. I was Joni. and my cha chi would come along and rescue me. Sheese….it never happened. Sokay. Cha Chi became a flaming f**. Pity . he really was adorable. I loved that show it was fun to watch. but now? its all rainbows and fags....

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although CASPER is never far away. Go ring his bell darlin. You need a friend.

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lol. who are you talking to? Your “imaginary friend” has left the building. 🙂 you sound psycho whoever you are. whoever you are talking to.

Here is a QUARTER. call someone who cares. 🙂

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you forgot F*** THE CATS!!!!!

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F*** THE N******, F*** THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY, F*** THE HOMELESS, AND F*** THE F****** ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!! BHRN IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some people are past their usefulness or never have been so. Some people actively go out of their way to be vile, unproductive individuals who do nothing but take, reproduce and fight with anyone around them. Unpopular opinion, but we euthanise animals for less.

Folk who do nothing with...

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No finances issa different thing
This is just insurance baby we needs to submit our medical bills and hospital bills and stuff so we get our money back for chemo

Finances thingy is different
That we gotta do cuz my mum won’t be able to work anytime...

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i want to kill someone so bad. it was first a thought at the back of my head. but now im scared i might actually do it 😛

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Sorry “Herpes” is not an Indian name is it?

That sounds Guatemalan? Am I wrong? Every third dude is probably named Herpe.

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I’m not jerking off. What the f*** is wrong with you? Have you been eating lead paint chips? Lady…. That was out of left field. You have a filthy mind. You are f***** crazy. Please refrain from speaking. Immediately. Cease.

I dedicate GNR, You’re Crazy (acoustic version) to you....

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“the eye in the sky”?

You’re insane. He cheated on you because you’re fruit loops and he wanted out. I would immediately dump any woman who believes in astrology, tarot cards, karma. Her a** is gone as soon as I hear any bitching about Mercury in retrograde. I’m done. I’m...

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President Biden wants to send 100 leotard tanks to the Ukraine. That will show the Russians. They invented Ballet.

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# nuke china # nuke the chinese # boycott china # s*** on china # s*** on the chinese # ban the chinese from sites and life # chinese are retarded schizophrenic psychotic animalabusing disabled terrorist ugly midget wastes of space and oxygen pieces of shits # make a deadly...

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Anybody have any h******* guide dog p***?

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. . you mean you would dance a jig??

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F*** tard didn’t realize they exposed their rolls

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I would never pull up to the car meet in a Lamborghini from the scrap yard.. unless it was a s***** little parking lot with men of all ages with troubles getting it up 🍆

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