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When i was 18 , my buddy and I were hanging out in his room ,he went to take a shower , came back with a towel around him , his room was kind of dark all the time which was cool , his parents were away ,so nobody was to be around. He says lets burn one ,so he openened his window , we smoked up , then he says man im h**** ,mind if i hang out naked ? I said this is your house , whatever . With that he dropped his towel, for the first time i saw him naked , 18 like me ,we were both fit , almost no body hair like me ,beautiful c*** and a** . Im sitting in a chair like mortica had on Adams family only in my shorts , he walked up to me , handed me a beer and im staring right at his c***. Jerry noticed and said dude , how about a b****** ? I said dude , were not gay , he said i know , and we wont be after . Jerry just stood there , I dont know what took me over , but i reached out and touched his c***,he became instantly hard . He said feel my balls , i did . He put his c*** about an inch from my lips , and i took the head in. In my head im freaking out ,but at the same ime thinking i like this . I bobbed on his c*** , came off it , licked the shaft , then the precum on his head, all while playing with his balls. Then i put it back in mouth.We were both getting ino it , then i put my hands up to his n****** , and all of a sudden , he was shooting loads of c** in my mouth , i didnt expect it and kept swallowing, i actually loved it . So did he. When it was over , he said holy f*** dude that was great . I said yeah it was .. From then on , when i’d go over there , he would just be comig out of shower , just stay naked , and say dude ,you want this ? I sucked him so many times like that , he never did anything , and i didnt really care . All this is true and it actually happened as told ..
the door has been shut and you are not to talk to this person any more. spirit said in a tarot reading. My reply was piss off!
When most of the population is retarded use reverse psychology. The president is just a mask for a majestic group of individuals 🤫
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Losing my virginity was like my first football game. It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.
I love to lick and s*** clean virgin p**** then f*** it. No fatties need apply.
Did Corvallus move back to Miami because he missed the sucio salty sack shake of one Mr Clark T Hallisey?
Survey Saaaaaays…. DING!
Clark isn’t a lot of things, but he does have a vibrant and soft bush like the finest mink and his horchata hose pumps out...
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Did Clark Hallisey ever get n-word fucked (Niggerfucked) to your knowledge?
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Birch shut the f*** up. If Biden isn’t doing s*** for black woman you think he hon’ do s*** for black men? B**** get ur facts straight LOL . And anytime Biden starts to act like Donald Trump his a** getting impeached.. and if something bad were to happen to...
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BYE BYE TRUMP! You’re FIRED!!!! LMFAO.
Fatass. The country got tired of your s*** show so start packing up cause YOU’RE FIRED!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kids can be mean too. I saw one Mexican kid girl in a pink long sleeve shirt and she is being extremely rude and prejudice towards other people. She needs to be in time out.
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
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Glad you rejected me while being in a faraway country when I wanted to know you. Rejection Is Protection.
I had a woman at a restaurant I deliver to imply that I was prime rib the other day.
I brought what I had in, went to the front to get a signture, she was talking to the owner, I said hi, how are you to him, saod I needed...
Big tech is going to climb so far past their own goal’s in the next four years. China’s in for a rude awakening from friendly competition.
Used my younger sisters mouth again last night and came. I am very nervous about today because today I am going to kiss her for real. While she is wondering, or asking I’m going to tell her how much I want us to be together as lovers; or as a...
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Please Stop Being So Toxic in this Website. I will never observe it or use it again. Now I see the true intentions of this site. Done trusting random websites or the internet again.
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I’m a straight guy….
that’s it. That’s all there is to it
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I agree. He is not unlike the Coronavirus.
There is no way he doesn’t have a bad case of aids.
He’s the definiton of revolting. He’s no substitute for a good woman that’s for sure.
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Re: well.. well.. well Mr Angry why don’t you sit back and relax and let Corvallus drain your ballbag while you watch your favorite DVD or listen to your favorite movie? Want me to dress like a woman and wear a wig and wait for you in a motel room...
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