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Remembering that special night. We were at the park. In the back seat of his car. I finally made that decision to lean over and take his d i c k in my mouth. I started s u c k i n g. It became very h a r d. Few minutes later I leaned what and why moan is called oh yeah. He held my head in place. No, it didn’t just drizzle out. Those baby makers shoot out with more pressure than I thought. Filled my mouth and throat. I kept s u c k i n g until his d i c k was empty. Afterwards I leaned it wasn’t as bad as some of my friends told me about their first time. The biggest problem? Next day I had three guys calling me on taking me out.

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