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I wish my wife would leave the room go I could get some alcohol without her noticing.

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OOTL: what’s Cleo’s or a Cleo’s guy?

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alright i keep my knife in a black leather sheet, her name is dagger mouth and shes armed to the teeth. -prevail wonder

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This site is sick with all of this wigger and a*** s** b*******. Repent! Listen to Joel Osteen!

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i slapped my brother because he kept kitting me for no reason and my parents wouldnt listen the i brung him in his room and his room was the only room that had a lock on it then i beat him up and locked him in his room 🙋🏽‍♀️

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Laura and I didn’t get any alone time yesterday to speak of. Instead the five of us all hung out together. Our moms, Luke, Laura’s little brother, and myself. We played some video games, went grocery shopping and basically were never really alone. Laura and I snuck kisses and we...

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WOOFING WEDNESDAY tonight at Cleo’s Lounge WOOF WOOF all you bears and admirers, wolverines otters chinchillas C** on down 2 for 1 all night for werewolves only Our championship pool tables come with padded exteriors for a bottoms comfort

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Also, PROOF…

Don’t you think it’s extremely foolish to just throw faith, energy, effort into something that logically, can’t be? It’s just logic. Any mature reasonably intelligent person knows this.

We are not living in Mordor here…

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I was born by my mom

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I would’ve given 8yo little Luke his first (and probably not last, especially if he was any good) taste of a man’s hard d*** and probably fucked him too.

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Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. Bad things suddenly happen to us.

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Here’s a song I wrote for this b****…

I hooe you like it… I hope some of you f****** simps sing along to this…. This is for you b****** too….

She talks crazy talk
She talks crazy talk
She talks crazy talk
She could make a man...

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Laura and I had almost zero time alone today and it sucked. We had a little fun sneaking kisses and copping feels of each others various body parts. I did come up with an idea and it ended up working perfectly. After getting myself extra ready I stepped into Laura’s...

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I think I would really honestly like your mustache cash stash if he werent so god damned self righteous.

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Social media s****! That’s why I barely use it! Most people on social media are assholes! Now I finally understand why people tell others to delete their social media accounts. Its because social media is garbage!

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Corvallus you sound like a real racist jerk. If you’re apart of the gay community I’d expect better from you.

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I met my cousins Sunday for the first time. Luke is 8 and Laura is 12. I had turned 16 last month. They will be here for the week. Laura looks kind of like a horse but she has a nice little body. I made friendly connections with both of...

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Where do the Republican party dredge up these cunty people from??? Just when you get rid of one, (“Trump”) Another one, “Marjorie Taylor Greene” Appears to fill the void… It’s like a pool of retards available for appointment on demand. They must store them in a basement somewhere…

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Her beautiful long raven black hair.

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Holy crap !!! Mom went out on a date tonight letting us know that she wouldn’t be late. April couldn’t wait to get us into her bed. I didn’t slow down except to make sure the doors were locked. She is my pretty eleven year old sister and I am...

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No… Actually, I think you are some f****** weirdo, who wants the woman who wants Michael, or who feels for him in some way, and you are cat fishing trying to get some. Because you are a revolting tasteless loser.

I thought about that the other morning, the playlist? You...

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You hate how easily you can manipulate someone but you still manipulate them? *tim allen hwahh*

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D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh (the man) they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets...

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I have so much money because I haven’t paid a cent in child maintenance. Your laws don’t mean a thing. If ‘She’ defies our mutual agreement to terminate that f****** thing, then it should be ‘HER’ sole responsibility to pay for it.

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LoL Used to mean, “Lots of love” And I think it should revert to that. Also, Justin Bieber is getting uglier as he gets older. How is THAT even possible? He was a piglet as a kid… I’m puzzled. Also, Republicans are pricks. K! Thankz….Byeeeee *doink

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I am now a 30 year old male and there is nothing wrong with me. I like females only and have never thought the idea of g****** even remotely appealing. To each their own. I don’t care if some do, I don’t judge them, I just don’t do guys. Besides...

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🙁 I have a wooded area behind my backyard and my neighbor is this older lady who is never really home so I don’t really have to worry about people seeing me through my windows. My doggo was barking so I went to the back door and started calling him...

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Parasites should be gotten rid of. That’s why the world needs to get rid of its parasites aka men and boys. You’re welcome! 🙂

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You jel?

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Forgive me people, I haven’t confessed in awhile. I went into my lil sisters room early this morning and gently used her warm, wet mouth to stroke off and kind of half face f*** her. She kind of suckled on me like a baby in her sleep until I came....

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Eating crackers in the bath, call it me soup.

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Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

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