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To the Chinese hater:

diu lei lou mo!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

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I bought a Cypress Hill hat from Specs in 93 after Black Sunday came out, I was about to be 13 and in 8th grade in Miami, I was running the streets wild, working at World International Trading modding Genesises to also play Megadrive games, 2.5 hours twice a week,...

You too! Bless your heart.

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OMG !!!!! Wednesday with Laura was awesome. Thursday was BAU with the fam but oh my goodness was Wednesday wonderful !!! Today was pretty damn good too !!! Tomorrow will be kind of a parting of sweet sorrow but her family will be moving like an hour away in New...

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I’d said what I’d said that I’d tell you
And thats you killed the better part of me
If you could just milk it for everything
I’ve said what I’d said and you know what I mean
But I still can’t focus on anything
We...

Also, don’t try to bait me in to breaking the law. I know the details. You can contact me as much as you want and its ok but if I ever respond you can complete f*** me over. If you try contacting me without going through the proper channels, I’m...

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I was one of those people who fell for the mermaid documentary on Discovery Channel a few years ago back when I was in middle school. It didn’t take to long for me to realize that it was actually a hypothetical documentary.

Corvallus is disgusting, I don’t know how he has a*** s** every single night. His a*** must look like ground beef by this point, especially if he’s going to these African American nights at local queer bars getting mandingo dicked in front of the entire bar. This guy just isn’t...

When I was in jr high I used to let guys pay me to flash them. Made good money lol.

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

Did anyone check out Cleo’s tonight? Any hot stories?

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You are welcome

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My heart will turn any of the negatives into a positive.

wtf is up with this jism lord dude and g****** here? jesus f****** christ

To be clear: I love my lady, and she explictly condones any outside s** soirees I have. But she can’t BREED MY BACKSNATCH! btw I bred Joel Osteen’s backsnatch at the Miami Airport Hilton along with Mike Sampica and Robert Brunson, Joel got spitroasted and glazed all over we also...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

“I scribble death letters to myself everyday
Sitting here, locked away, gone astray, with my disarray
Mind torn apart by the box that’s in front of me
Tryin’ to erase all the pain that’s become of me
I’m perceived as conceited
I’m reachin’ and screamin’...

And I can see you beyond the broken glass

And I believed you were everything I asked

Now I lead you through all the smoke and ash

Just to leave you inside my broken past

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there is this b**** in my class named Brianna and every time I try to say something the b**** starts talking about her life and s*** like girl nobody gives two fucks about your ugly a** dog. I bet your brother’s d*** is 1.2 centimeters and if you’re seeing this,...

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Hello Corvallus, big fan of your hot stories, can you tell me if you ever split cheeks or do you just enjoy having your cheeks split? Which feels better? Thanks in advance!

Mario

wth does splitting cheeks mean

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I have a new puppy first I was exited but I am not able to look after it what to do

To the Chinese hater:

diu lei lou mo!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

…………………./´¯/)
………………..,/¯../
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I told him that I was pregnant last night. I hoped he would understand that this is scary for me or something. Comfort me maybe? It took two people to make this happen and I’m the one who has to deal with it. I don’t feel good and I’m scared....

I think Corvallus is probably the disgruntled wigger

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Biden isn’t cute. He’s ugly.

Clearly we have a disgruntled wigger on this site. Probably got turned out on a previous night and is now spreading misinformation. Tonight at Cleo’s is not woofing Wednesday it’s wigger Wednesday. But it’s true our championship pool tables are padded for your comfort. Only listen to information from me,...