Great tale Corvallus! I jizzed like a shotgun blast!

-Sucio Sam

My parents have been saying I’m sus/weird because I seem to only be attracted to white men.

Prayers up guys because eventually they’re going to find out that I have a preference for Asians and wasians too.🙃

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Corvallus!

I’m feeling h**** tonight, do you have any dirty true stories you can share with me so I can have a w***?

Your fam,

Sucio Sam

Just speaking the truth. I don’t actually believe you have a heart. I think you’re a psychopath.

I did not put us here. It was out of my control.

Also you are not my type of person. Not even close but I think you would be great for a few people I knew at one time.

I said people I knew at one time.

As for that I probably never said “alright, well I think I’m done here,...

If you dont care then why cant you stop yourself from checking up on me.

So what’s your point?

How long ago was that again?

How long ago do you think I actually cared last?

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Well just in case they are I want to make it perfectly f****** clear.

Tyugvb,

🙂 don’t feel bad though K plenty of men out there don’t care that you are bat s*** crazy. I’m sure you even know a few of those winners.

S*** I’m baselessly judging someone for being baselessly judgemental… I’m f****** retarded. I need to stop. Why do I still give the slightest f*** what anyone else thinks? My best friend and parents are all recovering alcoholics and none of them judge me. Im just getting pissed off because its...

I made love to Corvallus in a changing room at Marshall’s in Miami. After I flopped a fart squeaked out of him and it immediately filled the small room with a rancid aroma.

“Woah epic fart bruh!” Corvallus said and forced me to high five him awkwardly.

This...

Imagine bragging about your society on St Patty’s day you unbearable c***. You’re like a vegan at a fourth of July barbecue, everyone hates you and wants you to shut up and go away.

The higher the horse, the sweeter the fall.

Hello.

I would like to confess my sins.

Yesterday I was watching a jewellery program and felt excited and I masturbated.

Also forgive all my sins I have committed.

God bless.

But I do think you need to get some help for YOUR head. Something to help with a the extremely poor choices you made in life.

I know you’re intelligent, but you made some seriously crazy decisions. It seems to me looking at it all bwhen it comes to...

And PS, I don’t care what anyone thinks about me either….

Why RIP Corvallus? Is he hanging up his backsnatch?

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Blackie I told you not to talk to white men the way you do or I’ll come crack you one.

I’m starting to feel like I need to move on with my entire life, not just pieces of it.

I’m going to leave when I’m done.

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Found your new screenname. It starts with a g.

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You jel, Milady?

Hi no you are not. What do you mean still? You don’t miss anyone. Your mental problems don’t allow you to love or feel attached for other people.

That was a casual fling and didn’t even go on for very long. It was meaningless.

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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You’re also still crazy.

I don’t believe you either.

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I’m sick of idiots rambling about politics when they don’t know their asses from a hole in the ground. If you don’t even know how the government works, I don’t want to hear the idiocy you’re parroting back from the yOuTuRbEs that some Reddit incel puked into a microphone and...

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My love, I have got you. Please love me more. Hold me tight.

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.