I’m a guy who posts about farts and craps and sometimes I’ll write something funny pretending to be Corvallus or that blackie because it’s funny to imitate them, like fanfiction. I also write about hot ladies. I’m not the guy who uses mind projection.

To the Chinese hater:

diu lei lou mo!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

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Corvallus was born Corvallus Cuntass but changed his name to Winslow and now to Haderach. He wishes he could change his a******, it’s like a sock that’s been put on too many times.

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My boyfriend is supportive. He can cheer me on in my field of work despite not having a career yet, for example. THAT says so much about him. Instead of being jealous he’s proud of me and I so badly want to give him every reason to be proud.

Can someone give me a list of all the regulars on this website?

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I kinda feel bad for getting insecure and belittling your sobriety, but to be fair, its your fault for going out of your way to find my vague responses to your twitter posts on other websites. You shouldn’t of even known I was talking s***. Stop censoring yourself and walking...

Let retards be retarded. They really think you haven’t been working for a year … So what they’re junkies with ss for a futer

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Her beautiful long raven black hair.

Look up CCP scholar Li Yi’s speech in which he laughs at the gross discrepancy between China and America’s COVID death toll. He mocks the plight of Americans and declares that China is “pushing America out of existence.”

I hate my boyfriend. He’s ugly and disgusting and immoral and a useless petty good for nothing and there’s not even one good thing I could think of him even if I tried. I wouldn’t even bat an eye if he dropped dead right in front of me and he...

Great tale Corvallus! I jizzed like a shotgun blast!

-Sucio Sam

My parents have been saying I’m sus/weird because I seem to only be attracted to white men.

Prayers up guys because eventually they’re going to find out that I have a preference for Asians and wasians too.🙃

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Corvallus!

I’m feeling h**** tonight, do you have any dirty true stories you can share with me so I can have a w***?

Your fam,

Sucio Sam

Just speaking the truth. I don’t actually believe you have a heart. I think you’re a psychopath.

I did not put us here. It was out of my control.

Also you are not my type of person. Not even close but I think you would be great for a few people I knew at one time.

I said people I knew at one time.

As for that I probably never said “alright, well I think I’m done here,...

If you dont care then why cant you stop yourself from checking up on me.

So what’s your point?

How long ago was that again?

How long ago do you think I actually cared last?

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Well just in case they are I want to make it perfectly f****** clear.

Tyugvb,

🙂 don’t feel bad though K plenty of men out there don’t care that you are bat s*** crazy. I’m sure you even know a few of those winners.

S*** I’m baselessly judging someone for being baselessly judgemental… I’m f****** retarded. I need to stop. Why do I still give the slightest f*** what anyone else thinks? My best friend and parents are all recovering alcoholics and none of them judge me. Im just getting pissed off because its...

I made love to Corvallus in a changing room at Marshall’s in Miami. After I flopped a fart squeaked out of him and it immediately filled the small room with a rancid aroma.

“Woah epic fart bruh!” Corvallus said and forced me to high five him awkwardly.

This...

Imagine bragging about your society on St Patty’s day you unbearable c***. You’re like a vegan at a fourth of July barbecue, everyone hates you and wants you to shut up and go away.

The higher the horse, the sweeter the fall.

Hello.

I would like to confess my sins.

Yesterday I was watching a jewellery program and felt excited and I masturbated.

Also forgive all my sins I have committed.

God bless.

But I do think you need to get some help for YOUR head. Something to help with a the extremely poor choices you made in life.

I know you’re intelligent, but you made some seriously crazy decisions. It seems to me looking at it all bwhen it comes to...

And PS, I don’t care what anyone thinks about me either….

Why RIP Corvallus? Is he hanging up his backsnatch?

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Blackie I told you not to talk to white men the way you do or I’ll come crack you one.

I’m starting to feel like I need to move on with my entire life, not just pieces of it.

I’m going to leave when I’m done.

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Found your new screenname. It starts with a g.