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im gonna have my niCACAs hold you down
while i pooop down your throat
and urinate in your eyes.
after ill wipe my b** with your nasty hair Nico.

poop boy 416

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Digital camera – $250.
Memory stick – $59.
The look on your hard-asss former C.O.’s face when he finds out he’s your junior pilot – priceless.
Thats Visa!

Johnny Storm

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Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville

The Grinch

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I’m gonna cut santas beard off, cut Rudolph’s nose off, and cut an elfes ears off .

Mr Knife 🔪

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Work it uh work it oh work it yeah feel good? It feels good. Look good? It looks good.

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That’s the difference between us.. your like Gustavo but I’m like Walter.

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LGBT and Republicans hate each other, when they combine the toxic s*** they think.. it’s like dumping that nasty burnt s*** from the pot into a kettle over took with fire. The foods always going to taste burnt

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Shut up n*****. There’s no racism on here.

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Lotta racism on here

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When I was thirteen, my mom left me and my siblings with my mentally unstable father after he admitted that he cheated on her before I was born. We had pretty much no food.
My mom was only gone for a week, but the only reason she came back...

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💙

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Well dating apps are notoriously kinda s***. Maybe try meeting up with someone who’s a friend of a friend or something like that?

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My wife had a get together at her friend’s house the husband’s all came and it was all a pretty nice night. The host of the party is a pretty close friend of my wife. Her husband could not be there because of some out of town family thing. We...

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Maybe one day you can cheat the weight and skin away with a simpler solution.. SURGERY 👁👄👁

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Governor Abbott wants us to get back to a Bible based education system. Government workers should have a high school diploma, clergy should have a college degree. After that, no one needs no education. And women should not be clergy or government workers.

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I pooped on my teacher’s desk on Saturday morning last week.

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Hye KAH, i hate you i really really hate how you act rn. Everyday whenever i texted you i have this urge to just ghost and pretend what we have didn’t happen. But i didn’t because you know why?? Because i love you you stupid b****! I know its stupid...

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I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...

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I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...

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4 years

Went out with a co-worker… It isn’t too late. Give your co-worker a little note or a card in an envelope and write in it, Show me your c***. Come to my desk and unzip. I want to hold and m********* your c***.

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this year i need to go to secondary sch. i hate it. my school life is so miserable. pls pray that ive got into boarding sch. atleast its better than secondary sch life lol

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4 years

F***** s***

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4 years

My s** bald man, when your wives away we meet at the supermarket for some hammy. Having the ploy as a lesbian is wonderful.

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4 years

Went out with a coworker and other friends music then drinks after. He presses his knee against mine under the table. I think “oh that is nice” and just leave it with out moving. Eventually he starts kind of shaking his leg. Now I can’t stop thinking about it and...

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4 years

Mamamia

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4 years

bro learn grammar.

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4 years

Want to be a murder? Dumb you are dumb as what i flush, be another casualty, you dirty old victim

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4 years

Trying to resolve the trauma issues in my house…

Mainly, trying to put everything in order. It’s like a cycle.

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i hate living in the west lmao. this place s****.

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4 years

Whereas someone with natural born talent who is not showing it and throwing it out there, it’s a reverse.

You see them. They are one thing. It’s visible. They could be good looking, well liked, honest, genuine, and they excel at every single thing they do in life. It’s...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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I know you na hindi mo ‘to makikita, but I’m really sorry for what had happened. I’m still here waiting on you I guess I have to kept our promise. Sorry that I hurt you, napaka imma ko. But please give me a chance or even us to work this...

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4 years

hi gab!! gusto kita :((

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4 years

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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4 years

I hate homeless people with a passion. I have to deal with these bastards every night, and any sympathy I may have had now is gone. May they rot in Hell.

I hate this CITY with a passion for letting in liberal fuckwads who put policies into place that make...

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4 years

I have my orientation tomorrow 🥰😁😁 (For Kraft)

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4 years

this is stupid af to b**** about but the Mario movie looks like s***, why the f*** are people praising it. and why the f*** do these idiots say the dumbest s*** to the “haters”, you cant point out how Peach is not herself without some dumbass saying you’re a...

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4 years

an IQ of 85 is half way between normal and retarded.

It is also the median IQ for black men in the USA

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4 years

I robbed a bank once.

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4 years

actually, I am a robot. But I’m smart enough to fool the capcha!

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why do negroes smell so funny?

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4 years

In Soviet Russia, your mother fucks dogs!

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Listen to your heart, listen to the rain. Listen to the voices inside your brain!

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