im gonna have my niCACAs hold you down while i pooop down your throat and urinate in your eyes. after ill wipe my b** with your nasty hair Nico.
poop boy 416
Digital camera – $250. Memory stick – $59. The look on your hard-asss former C.O.’s face when he finds out he’s your junior pilot – priceless. Thats Visa!
Johnny Storm
Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville
The Grinch
I’m gonna cut santas beard off, cut Rudolph’s nose off, and cut an elfes ears off .
Mr Knife 🔪
Work it uh work it oh work it yeah feel good? It feels good. Look good? It looks good.
That’s the difference between us.. your like Gustavo but I’m like Walter.
LGBT and Republicans hate each other, when they combine the toxic s*** they think.. it’s like dumping that nasty burnt s*** from the pot into a kettle over took with fire. The foods always going to taste burnt
Shut up n*****. There’s no racism on here.
Lotta racism on here
When I was thirteen, my mom left me and my siblings with my mentally unstable father after he admitted that he cheated on her before I was born. We had pretty much no food. My mom was only gone for a week, but the only reason she came back...
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💙
Well dating apps are notoriously kinda s***. Maybe try meeting up with someone who’s a friend of a friend or something like that?
My wife had a get together at her friend’s house the husband’s all came and it was all a pretty nice night. The host of the party is a pretty close friend of my wife. Her husband could not be there because of some out of town family thing. We...
Maybe one day you can cheat the weight and skin away with a simpler solution.. SURGERY 👁👄👁
Governor Abbott wants us to get back to a Bible based education system. Government workers should have a high school diploma, clergy should have a college degree. After that, no one needs no education. And women should not be clergy or government workers.
I pooped on my teacher’s desk on Saturday morning last week.
Hye KAH, i hate you i really really hate how you act rn. Everyday whenever i texted you i have this urge to just ghost and pretend what we have didn’t happen. But i didn’t because you know why?? Because i love you you stupid b****! I know its stupid...
I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...
Went out with a co-worker… It isn’t too late. Give your co-worker a little note or a card in an envelope and write in it, Show me your c***. Come to my desk and unzip. I want to hold and m********* your c***.
this year i need to go to secondary sch. i hate it. my school life is so miserable. pls pray that ive got into boarding sch. atleast its better than secondary sch life lol
F***** s***
My s** bald man, when your wives away we meet at the supermarket for some hammy. Having the ploy as a lesbian is wonderful.
Went out with a coworker and other friends music then drinks after. He presses his knee against mine under the table. I think “oh that is nice” and just leave it with out moving. Eventually he starts kind of shaking his leg. Now I can’t stop thinking about it and...
Mamamia
bro learn grammar.
Want to be a murder? Dumb you are dumb as what i flush, be another casualty, you dirty old victim
Trying to resolve the trauma issues in my house…
Mainly, trying to put everything in order. It’s like a cycle.
i hate living in the west lmao. this place s****.
Whereas someone with natural born talent who is not showing it and throwing it out there, it’s a reverse.
You see them. They are one thing. It’s visible. They could be good looking, well liked, honest, genuine, and they excel at every single thing they do in life. It’s...
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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
I know you na hindi mo ‘to makikita, but I’m really sorry for what had happened. I’m still here waiting on you I guess I have to kept our promise. Sorry that I hurt you, napaka imma ko. But please give me a chance or even us to work this...
hi gab!! gusto kita :((
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
I hate homeless people with a passion. I have to deal with these bastards every night, and any sympathy I may have had now is gone. May they rot in Hell.
I hate this CITY with a passion for letting in liberal fuckwads who put policies into place that make...
I have my orientation tomorrow 🥰😁😁 (For Kraft)
this is stupid af to b**** about but the Mario movie looks like s***, why the f*** are people praising it. and why the f*** do these idiots say the dumbest s*** to the “haters”, you cant point out how Peach is not herself without some dumbass saying you’re a...
an IQ of 85 is half way between normal and retarded.
It is also the median IQ for black men in the USA
I robbed a bank once.
actually, I am a robot. But I’m smart enough to fool the capcha!
why do negroes smell so funny?
In Soviet Russia, your mother fucks dogs!
Listen to your heart, listen to the rain. Listen to the voices inside your brain!