What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.

What has lips and can’t talk? a Tulip 😀

What kind of lion doesn’t roar?
A dandelion.

What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!

The problem with that is he gave pedos the ability to procreate. Inbreeding when theirs millions out their. Comically brilliant. Dumb yourself down before the government can lol

To the guy who is typing in caps, please get help.

Hello bro

bros a groomer 😨

add this person on instagram they just created a fake account 5 minutes ago with a random girls pictures and a dudes name this is their account @charlesbealer

Transgenders are a losing system. To participate in any way at all, you lose. An empty promise.

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you

Mommy please make love to me dearly so

Woke up sore today, such an active r*****. Really fucked my boys soft didn’t you mommy

Might get salmonella these days with how unkept the average women is. Weird it’sinks like fish

And if it is, it should probably consider suicide. At least consider it. There are many ways to accomplish this, just look it up.

I’m 50 something she’s not even 10 we’re just a couple girls paling around, fister sisters

Or is the preferred term bag0shit? Elaborate?

Holy f***, which n***** slammed you spaghetti legs? Can’t walk? Shut up s*** bag.

Dyke is worse, she’ll get your job. T***** will just sue

Throw a bottle of deer piss on the back porch too

Go back an take the mailbox, they can’t accidentally put your mail in nothing

Work it uh work it oh work it yeah feel good? It feels good. Look good? It looks good.

That’s the difference between us.. your like Gustavo but I’m like Walter.

LGBT and Republicans hate each other, when they combine the toxic s*** they think.. it’s like dumping that nasty burnt s*** from the pot into a kettle over took with fire. The foods always going to taste burnt

Shut up n*****. There’s no racism on here.

Lotta racism on here

When I was thirteen, my mom left me and my siblings with my mentally unstable father after he admitted that he cheated on her before I was born. We had pretty much no food.
My mom was only gone for a week, but the only reason she came back...

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💙

Well dating apps are notoriously kinda s***. Maybe try meeting up with someone who’s a friend of a friend or something like that?

My wife had a get together at her friend’s house the husband’s all came and it was all a pretty nice night. The host of the party is a pretty close friend of my wife. Her husband could not be there because of some out of town family thing. We...

Maybe one day you can cheat the weight and skin away with a simpler solution.. SURGERY 👁👄👁

Governor Abbott wants us to get back to a Bible based education system. Government workers should have a high school diploma, clergy should have a college degree. After that, no one needs no education. And women should not be clergy or government workers.

I pooped on my teacher’s desk on Saturday morning last week.

Hye KAH, i hate you i really really hate how you act rn. Everyday whenever i texted you i have this urge to just ghost and pretend what we have didn’t happen. But i didn’t because you know why?? Because i love you you stupid b****! I know its stupid...

I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...

I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...

Went out with a co-worker… It isn’t too late. Give your co-worker a little note or a card in an envelope and write in it, Show me your c***. Come to my desk and unzip. I want to hold and m********* your c***.

this year i need to go to secondary sch. i hate it. my school life is so miserable. pls pray that ive got into boarding sch. atleast its better than secondary sch life lol

F***** s***

My s** bald man, when your wives away we meet at the supermarket for some hammy. Having the ploy as a lesbian is wonderful.