Digital camera – $250. Memory stick – $59. The look on your hard-asss former C.O.’s face when he finds out he’s your junior pilot – priceless. Thats Visa!
Johnny Storm
If you are on Broadway in Galveston Texas,Be aware of two scammers. One man and one woman. The man is Hispanic and it’s hard to tell about the woman since she has a dark tan,her nails done and her hair up. She’s high maintenance and both are entitled brats. They came in sat down at the table and got up numerous times leaving. They’ve been asked if their plates can be taken and they gave permission and they walked up behind the busser and telling her that they weren’t done and that the can of monster was his so she was kind enough to let him take his drink and doing what she had permission to do then this high maintenance entitled brat came to the owner telling her that they stepped out momentarily and that they only took a couple of bites and she got her spoiled entitled brat self a free meal. PLEASE SHARE THIS so that restaurant owners can be aware of these scammers. I don’t know their names but I’m hoping and praying to God these entitled crooks get caught and banned from these places.
I’m gonna cut santas beard off, cut Rudolph’s nose off, and cut an elfes ears off .
Mr Knife 🔪
i am straight yet my gay best friend kissed me yet
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
HAPPY belated ST. PATRICKS DAY What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
Where do vampires keep their money? A blood bank.
LOVE THIS ONE: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Which city does Paw Patrol like the most? New Yorkie.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
PERSONAL FAVORITE: How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
How do baby cats learn how to swim? The kitty pool.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you
What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? About a buck an ear.
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.
What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
What has lips and can’t talk? a Tulip 😀
What kind of lion doesn’t roar? A dandelion.
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilante!
The problem with that is he gave pedos the ability to procreate. Inbreeding when theirs millions out their. Comically brilliant. Dumb yourself down before the government can lol
To the guy who is typing in caps, please get help.
Hello bro
bros a groomer 😨
add this person on instagram they just created a fake account 5 minutes ago with a random girls pictures and a dudes name this is their account @charlesbealer
Transgenders are a losing system. To participate in any way at all, you lose. An empty promise.
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you
Mommy please make love to me dearly so
Woke up sore today, such an active r*****. Really fucked my boys soft didn’t you mommy
Might get salmonella these days with how unkept the average women is. Weird it’sinks like fish
And if it is, it should probably consider suicide. At least consider it. There are many ways to accomplish this, just look it up.
I’m 50 something she’s not even 10 we’re just a couple girls paling around, fister sisters
Or is the preferred term bag0shit? Elaborate?
Holy f***, which n***** slammed you spaghetti legs? Can’t walk? Shut up s*** bag.
Dyke is worse, she’ll get your job. T***** will just sue
Throw a bottle of deer piss on the back porch too
Go back an take the mailbox, they can’t accidentally put your mail in nothing
