My gay lover Beauregard and I were fooling around. I laid on a table naked, raised my legs and put my feet against the wall. Beauregard mixed a batch of concrete, placed a funnel in my rectal cavity and poured in the mixture.
Everything was fine at first but about an hour later I developed abdominal discomfort and pain in my bowels. Beauregard dropped me off at ER and the doctors asked me what happened. I didn’t want to tell them at first, but after digitally examining my rectal cavity I came clean.
They put me in the Trendelenberg position and used two Foley catheters to relieve suction. They then delivered a concrete case of my a***. Ridges were consistent with mucosal folds and a thin layer of faeces covered the surface. It felt like a pressure valve had been released in my a**.
The doctor recommended I undergo a psychiatric examination but I declined. Instead I asked for the concrete case. It now hangs from the rearview mirror of my car.
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blue honda civic at Porta Möbel Gütersloh. GERMANCARSPOTTER
Felt bored so I thought I would share. I woke up today absolutely craving dih. There something so s***** about pounding yourself as fast as possible while trying to catch your breath because it’s a 10″ dlldoe
F***** s***
My s** bald man, when your wives away we meet at the supermarket for some hammy. Having the ploy as a lesbian is wonderful.
Went out with a coworker and other friends music then drinks after. He presses his knee against mine under the table. I think “oh that is nice” and just leave it with out moving. Eventually he starts kind of shaking his leg. Now I can’t stop thinking about it and...
Mamamia
bro learn grammar.
Want to be a murder? Dumb you are dumb as what i flush, be another casualty, you dirty old victim
Trying to resolve the trauma issues in my house…
Mainly, trying to put everything in order. It’s like a cycle.
i hate living in the west lmao. this place s****.
Whereas someone with natural born talent who is not showing it and throwing it out there, it’s a reverse.
You see them. They are one thing. It’s visible. They could be good looking, well liked, honest, genuine, and they excel at every single thing they do in life. It’s...
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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
I know you na hindi mo ‘to makikita, but I’m really sorry for what had happened. I’m still here waiting on you I guess I have to kept our promise. Sorry that I hurt you, napaka imma ko. But please give me a chance or even us to work this...
hi gab!! gusto kita :((
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
I hate homeless people with a passion. I have to deal with these bastards every night, and any sympathy I may have had now is gone. May they rot in Hell.
I hate this CITY with a passion for letting in liberal fuckwads who put policies into place that make...
I have my orientation tomorrow 🥰😁😁 (For Kraft)
this is stupid af to b**** about but the Mario movie looks like s***, why the f*** are people praising it. and why the f*** do these idiots say the dumbest s*** to the “haters”, you cant point out how Peach is not herself without some dumbass saying you’re a...
an IQ of 85 is half way between normal and retarded.
It is also the median IQ for black men in the USA
I robbed a bank once.
actually, I am a robot. But I’m smart enough to fool the capcha!
why do negroes smell so funny?
In Soviet Russia, your mother fucks dogs!
Listen to your heart, listen to the rain. Listen to the voices inside your brain!
Whiteness is at the heart of racism in Britain – so why is it portrayed as a Black problem? – Megan Tinsley, The Conversation -> because racists are stupid
Zuckerberg? I feel like he is an android, or somehow half albino. 😋 P.S. I use so many emojis because they help me express myself in a way that my monotoned voice can’t capture. Plus I just like them. (They are cute)
FB is just a bunch of dead profiles some guy refuses to delete, he’s got styow most think he’s a robot with no emotion. i think he was neglected
I have to let you go. I guess I will stop messaging you to make sure but I’m about 90% sure it’s you. Did you guys stop being friends? I noticed y’all haven’t been fb friends for a while. Is that because of me?🙁 I am...
Naturally current laws disproportionately impact those people who break the laws. Not surprising! Duh!
Another study has concluded that the current laws against murder, bank robbery and arson disproportionately affect the minorities who kill, rob and burn. The study concluded that the legalization of this conduct would positively affect...
stop being a bully calls.
one day the world will pay
Are ya quoting me? From ohh, how many years ago?
I’m going to kill myself because artificial intelligence is about to destroy society and I’d rather die than see everything I care about be consumed by soulless machines
i just pray their in prison while their family’s getting raped by multiple tribes of n****** dooooo itttt
Sometimes when I leave the house I shout to my husband “don’t forget” just to mess with him.
Why am I saying “y’all”? I am British lmao at The USA influence. Glad I wasn’t in public.
Her beautiful long raven black hair.
Despite all the mean people on here, I know you still …😇
Is there stds that aren’t blood transmitting? CC Cleo Corvallus aka the glory hole grundy ready to pull down your undies, hey check it i called some folk life’s alright i guess now that are problem has vanished to jail jobless and wifeless for the whole internet stalking thing,...
If everyone hate that one person, why do they have friends? Are their friends worse then them? The same? Better? Why does this person still have friends. I forbid it smelly brown s*** skins stop talking to other colors, my skin head@
