আমার মনে হচ্ছে, সে ভালোই-ভালোই মুভ অন করে ফেলেছে। আর আমি… শুধুশুধুই এতগুলো বছর ভেবে, কল্পনায় নষ্ট করলাম। এখনও করি।
অবশ্য, শুরু থেকেই দোষটা আমারই। আমার অন্তত রেজাল্টটা আরেকটু ভালো করা উচিত ছিল। আবার কনফিডেন্ট হওয়া উচিত ছিল। কেউ আমাকে তার সঙ্গে তুলনা করে “ইনফিরিয়র” বললে যে আমি আদৌ “ইনফিরিয়র” নই—এটা ২০২১ সালেই বোঝা উচিত ছিল। কিন্তু কিছু কিছু শব্দ আমি মাথা থেকে ফেলতে পারিনি। আমি খুঁজে বেড়াচ্ছিলাম, কোন কোন দিক দিয়ে আমি তার থেকে ছোট।
বেশ ইন্টারেস্টিং একটা সমস্যা ছিল। আমার উচিত ছিল, কোন কথাগুলো আমাকে কষ্ট দিচ্ছে, সেটা বলা। কিন্তু তার বদলে তৈরি হয়েছিল একটা অন্তর্নিহিত কষ্টের লুপ—সেখান থেকে কষ্ট, অপমান, ইনফিরিয়রিটি কমপ্লেক্স, ফিয়ার অব অ্যাবানডনমেন্ট; তারপর সেখান থেকে রাগ, দূরত্ব, আইসোলেশন…
অবশ্য, সমস্যাটা আমারই।
Human Jacko lanterns are more fun to carve, especially when they scream!
Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins
When I was younger, about 16, I was insatiable and as a result of having my first anonymous hookup with another kid that was 16 (off omegle of all things) I sought to have more. In this effort I downloaded Grindr and lied about being 18, eventually finding someone who hosted an anon darkroom not even 5 minutes away and who was more than happy leaving their door unlocked and a** ready. After I was invited over and tentatively entered their place I immediately set about u*********, going to nothing in a minute and slowly started up the steps to his room. Once in his room I was approached in the dark by him – a 30-something yr old man who was equally as naked but twice my size – and he reached down and started to blow me once he settled on his knees. Within minutes once I was sufficiently erect I prodded him onto the bed and had him bend over, eventually sliding in without any additional lubrication and begun to – at the age of 16 – f*** this older mans a**. I went for about 20 minutes by my estimation and slowly over the course of the f****** went from doggy, to sideways to having him lie fully down whilst I went to town on him. Eventually I finished in him and got up and left. Once home I gushed to him about how much fun it was and how I appreciated him taking a chance with me, with some more conversation eventually leading to my age being revealed and – to my own surprise – him revealing that he’d prefer it if we kept going in spite of it. I’d meet him continuously, probably once to 3 times a month or even multiple times in the same week until I moved away at 18. I never saw his face but I remember being inside him so vividly.
Young mom, u******, parking lot Target
Pantyspotter
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
HAPPY belated ST. PATRICKS DAY What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
Where do vampires keep their money? A blood bank.
LOVE THIS ONE: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Which city does Paw Patrol like the most? New Yorkie.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
PERSONAL FAVORITE: How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
How do baby cats learn how to swim? The kitty pool.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you
What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? About a buck an ear.
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.
What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
What has lips and can’t talk? a Tulip 😀
What kind of lion doesn’t roar? A dandelion.
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilante!
The problem with that is he gave pedos the ability to procreate. Inbreeding when theirs millions out their. Comically brilliant. Dumb yourself down before the government can lol
To the guy who is typing in caps, please get help.
Hello bro
bros a groomer 😨
add this person on instagram they just created a fake account 5 minutes ago with a random girls pictures and a dudes name this is their account @charlesbealer
Transgenders are a losing system. To participate in any way at all, you lose. An empty promise.
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you
Mommy please make love to me dearly so
Woke up sore today, such an active r*****. Really fucked my boys soft didn’t you mommy
Might get salmonella these days with how unkept the average women is. Weird it’sinks like fish
And if it is, it should probably consider suicide. At least consider it. There are many ways to accomplish this, just look it up.
I’m 50 something she’s not even 10 we’re just a couple girls paling around, fister sisters
Or is the preferred term bag0shit? Elaborate?
Holy f***, which n***** slammed you spaghetti legs? Can’t walk? Shut up s*** bag.
Dyke is worse, she’ll get your job. T***** will just sue
Throw a bottle of deer piss on the back porch too
Go back an take the mailbox, they can’t accidentally put your mail in nothing
