I was getting ready to have se* with this girl. She was like a butterfly, I slipped a condom on and headed for her good spot. She looked down and ripped the condom off. I put my bare Co* in her puss. Knowing that I cum8 allot I put a towel beneath her. It was tight deep so I took my time and finally opened her up all the way. After a long time she wanted my full load deep. I started coming and could not stop. Her body was milking me and we loved it. When we got finished she told me not to pull it out, which I did. I left it in her for several hours while we slept. I could feel myself dripping liquid in her. In walked my aunt, and she excused my girl friend and demanded the same treatment, I started having s** with my safe aunt. She did demand that I have NO cream pie with her. I had her put her legs up on the wall and keep her legs tightly closed. Almost all of me stayed deep in her and she loved it. I wish they had a Pu**y plug to make her real happy. I stayed and serviced the other girl the same way.
Why do I feel jealous of his other assistant? I wonder if they’ve been intimate. He’s my superior at work, he’s married, he has a teenage daughter who suffers from epilepsy. I’m engaged to my fiancé, yet I can’t stop thinking of him. I wish I was his lover (mistress). I don’t mean to take his wife’s place. Still, the thought of him and this girl drives me insane, even though I had a fantasy about them having sᴇx with each other while I’m watching and ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛɪɴɢ.
How far will the popsicle stick go inside my rectal cavity? Let’s find out!
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