I was getting ready to have se* with this girl. She was like a butterfly, I slipped a condom on and headed for her good spot. She looked down and ripped the condom off. I put my bare Co* in her puss. Knowing that I cum8 allot I put a towel beneath her. It was tight deep so I took my time and finally opened her up all the way. After a long time she wanted my full load deep. I started coming and could not stop. Her body was milking me and we loved it. When we got finished she told me not to pull it out, which I did. I left it in her for several hours while we slept. I could feel myself dripping liquid in her. In walked my aunt, and she excused my girl friend and demanded the same treatment, I started having s** with my safe aunt. She did demand that I have NO cream pie with her. I had her put her legs up on the wall and keep her legs tightly closed. Almost all of me stayed deep in her and she loved it. I wish they had a Pu**y plug to make her real happy. I stayed and serviced the other girl the same way.
F*** you to everyone that has ever did me wrong! F*** my family F*** my coworkers F*** my bosses F*** my places of work F*** my schools F*** my crushes F*** you, you, and you.
I work for a dry wall company. Today was short because of not enough drywall. After getting home I seen Bill’s and Brenda’s car parked out front. After getting into the house, I heard some giggling going on. I followed the giggling. Here’s my wife Kathy and Brenda sharing their taco’s. Bill was sitting along the wall in a chair watching. I thought what the heck. I asked Bill if he needed a fresh beer while I was getting a chair for myself.
Got a Halloween invite today, costume, lingerie or underwear only. No business or street clothes allowed.
I AGREE! LOL! He’s far worse than the Joel Osteen troll. I skip over all the CAPITAL LETTER confessions. Nothing worth reading there. Don’t waste your time.
I skip over all the CAPITAL LETTER confessions. Nothing worth reading there. Don’t waste your time.
Pamper yourself – You deserve it! 💓 ▫️ My face always feels so smooth & fresh after this 20 minute #detox ⏰ Impurities have been removed, and its so good after a long and hard day at work.
Dont know what i would do without it 👉🏼 my oily...
I want to go on the first, but he wouldn’t like that, so I’d like to go to the next one. I think I finally have the money.
To whoever posted “So? How do we tell the retarded Asians from the not retarded Asians because they all have have down syndrome eyes???”:
屌你老母!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💕
They must be short staffed again in today in the psych ward. They just gave him a keyboard to keep him occupied.
I got called a “TRANSPHOBE” for yelling at a t***** I caught m*********** outside my Sons daycare. The world has gone insain!!!
Corvallus paid me $25 to eat a large quantity of cabbage and smoked turkey and pass gas on his face. If the volume of my gas wasn’t enough he’d put a pillowcase over his head and inhale it repeatedly to get his money’s worth in his words “money doesn’t grow...
I haven’t moved on, and I’ve been depressed for months. I’m probably just gonna die alone :l If it’s not the emotional availability from that trapping me in, it’ll probably be my personality. I’ve resorted to acting weird because I don’t know what else to do. I’m...
Nadia Muslim and Hasnain Nur Sezan
Date: 20-03-2023
Wtf is going on
Nah I choose life.
Cultist divine cultist divine must be perfect must be perfect cultist divine.
I’d never say the word “lol”.
Hahaha you dumb a** hahahaha hahaha your weird and busted lolololololololilolooolool over and over again f*** you bittttcccch
I am developing this feeling of love again. She is becoming my only thoughts and the most beautiful person I have ever seen. I wonder if this time will end like the first time. I don’t know how fast to make my moves and I have a hard time distinguishing...
I am a fourteen year old boy who has cancer. I live in the UK and I wish to meet Ringo Starr. All throughout my childhood, I constantly listened to the Beatles. My dying wish is to meet Ringo Starr in person. Even if I don’t get to see him...
Lesbians are needy
Falling apart? I haven’t even started, I just woke from my slumber 🧛🏻♂️
It’s digital trail leads straight to you, cp
Godly? Who dropped you on your head and left you under the water too long?
No offense but who cares if you m*********? God sees all sins equally. 🤞🫰
Have or has?
“Act like a nut!” That’s great!
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💖
I wanna ask God why did he make me so ugly. Why didn’t he make me a normal looking girl who would look just fine in photos or videos, why fo i have to put on filtered and mirrored image of me on videos just so i don’t ruin my...
“why everything is blah blah blah now” “hy is evrything blahblah blah” “how blah blah blah was ruined” MFS MADE ONE COMMENTARY VIDEO AND NOW ITS A WHOLE A** TREND OF OVERANALYSING EVERYTHING. LET ME ENJOY S*** IN PEACE. I DONT F****** CARE IF SOCIAL MEDIA IS HARMFUL, IT CAN...
“how blah blah blah is bad” “this is why everything is blah blah balh now” “how this changed blah blah blah forever” “what happened to blah blah blah” GODAMN SHUT THE F*** UP
My Suasage dog has the tightest little sphincter I’ve ever had around my c***. I’ve fucked him Atleast a dozen times but he hasn’t loosened up one bit. Tight sphincters are great but he’s is a tad too tight.
May you all find a true miracle and a healing touch of God upon your shattered minds. I hope you enjoyed the clean and kind and fun little limericks. Night Night!!! Sweet Dreams.
Good Night everyone. I hope you find some sense of peace and rest this late late star lit night.
What did Mama cow say to Baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
What’s Joanna Gaines’ favorite snack food? Chips
What do you call a pounding headache? A temple tantrum!
What do you call babies in the army? Infantry!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With a can of tomato paste.
How do cats bake cake? From scratch.
love love love this one: What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? Ice Krispy Treats
