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3 years

Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

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What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!

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What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.

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What has lips and can’t talk? a Tulip 😀

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What kind of lion doesn’t roar?
A dandelion.

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What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!

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The problem with that is he gave pedos the ability to procreate. Inbreeding when theirs millions out their. Comically brilliant. Dumb yourself down before the government can lol

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To the guy who is typing in caps, please get help.

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Hello bro

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bros a groomer 😨

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add this person on instagram they just created a fake account 5 minutes ago with a random girls pictures and a dudes name this is their account @charlesbealer

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Transgenders are a losing system. To participate in any way at all, you lose. An empty promise.

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you

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Mommy please make love to me dearly so

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Woke up sore today, such an active r*****. Really fucked my boys soft didn’t you mommy

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Might get salmonella these days with how unkept the average women is. Weird it’sinks like fish

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And if it is, it should probably consider suicide. At least consider it. There are many ways to accomplish this, just look it up.

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I’m 50 something she’s not even 10 we’re just a couple girls paling around, fister sisters

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Or is the preferred term bag0shit? Elaborate?

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Holy f***, which n***** slammed you spaghetti legs? Can’t walk? Shut up s*** bag.

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Dyke is worse, she’ll get your job. T***** will just sue

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Throw a bottle of deer piss on the back porch too

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Go back an take the mailbox, they can’t accidentally put your mail in nothing

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Work it uh work it oh work it yeah feel good? It feels good. Look good? It looks good.

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That’s the difference between us.. your like Gustavo but I’m like Walter.

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LGBT and Republicans hate each other, when they combine the toxic s*** they think.. it’s like dumping that nasty burnt s*** from the pot into a kettle over took with fire. The foods always going to taste burnt

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Shut up n*****. There’s no racism on here.

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Lotta racism on here

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When I was thirteen, my mom left me and my siblings with my mentally unstable father after he admitted that he cheated on her before I was born. We had pretty much no food.
My mom was only gone for a week, but the only reason she came back...

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💙

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Well dating apps are notoriously kinda s***. Maybe try meeting up with someone who’s a friend of a friend or something like that?

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My wife had a get together at her friend’s house the husband’s all came and it was all a pretty nice night. The host of the party is a pretty close friend of my wife. Her husband could not be there because of some out of town family thing. We...

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Maybe one day you can cheat the weight and skin away with a simpler solution.. SURGERY 👁👄👁

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Governor Abbott wants us to get back to a Bible based education system. Government workers should have a high school diploma, clergy should have a college degree. After that, no one needs no education. And women should not be clergy or government workers.

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I pooped on my teacher’s desk on Saturday morning last week.

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Hye KAH, i hate you i really really hate how you act rn. Everyday whenever i texted you i have this urge to just ghost and pretend what we have didn’t happen. But i didn’t because you know why?? Because i love you you stupid b****! I know its stupid...

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I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...

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I hope that stupid worthless useless b**** girl who’s in the same grade as me dies in a terrible car crash on her way home or I hope she gets murdered in the most horrible way possible. Either way I hope she ends up in hell and burns to death...

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