Godly? Who dropped you on your head and left you under the water too long?

No offense but who cares if you m*********? God sees all sins equally.
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Have or has?

“Act like a nut!” That’s great!

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💖

I wanna ask God why did he make me so ugly. Why didn’t he make me a normal looking girl who would look just fine in photos or videos, why fo i have to put on filtered and mirrored image of me on videos just so i don’t ruin my...

“why everything is blah blah blah now” “hy is evrything blahblah blah” “how blah blah blah was ruined” MFS MADE ONE COMMENTARY VIDEO AND NOW ITS A WHOLE A** TREND OF OVERANALYSING EVERYTHING. LET ME ENJOY S*** IN PEACE. I DONT F****** CARE IF SOCIAL MEDIA IS HARMFUL, IT CAN...

“how blah blah blah is bad” “this is why everything is blah blah balh now” “how this changed blah blah blah forever” “what happened to blah blah blah” GODAMN SHUT THE F*** UP

My Suasage dog has the tightest little sphincter I’ve ever had around my c***. I’ve fucked him Atleast a dozen times but he hasn’t loosened up one bit. Tight sphincters are great but he’s is a tad too tight.

May you all find a true miracle and a healing touch of God upon your shattered minds. I hope you enjoyed the clean and kind and fun little limericks. Night Night!!! Sweet Dreams.

Good Night everyone. I hope you find some sense of peace and rest this late late star lit night.

What did Mama cow say to Baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.

What’s Joanna Gaines’ favorite snack food?
Chips

What do you call a pounding headache?
A temple tantrum!

What do you call babies in the army?
Infantry!

How do you fix a broken tomato?
With a can of tomato paste.

How do cats bake cake?
From scratch.

love love love this one:
What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic.

What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats

Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?
They said she was over-koala-fied.

What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg.

I dedicate this to:
(I plead the 5th)
Why did Superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.

What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!

What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.

What does bread do on vacation?
Loaf around.

What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.

What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.

Love this:
What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, “Odor in the court, odor in the court!”

How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.

“Adorable”
What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
“I Apollo-gize.”

Why was the computer cold?
It had a virus.

What has lots of leaves but never actually grew?
A book!

Where do fish keep their money?
In the River-Bank!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!

What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

LOVE THIS:
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Where do homosexuals keep their money? Sperm banks.

Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.