The young, muscular maintenance man was inspecting apartments that week. I knew he was coming to mine the next morning. I always was curious about black men and I decided to stay home from work that day. I put on a short skirt and thigh highs with no p******. When he came to the door, he was all smiles. I was going to tease him to see how far it would go. I sat on the couch as he was checking the smoke alarm. As we talked ,I spread my legs and gave him a peak of my shaved pink. That was all it took. He came to me and and pulled off my dress. He layed me back down as he dropped his pants. He was r***** me and I loved it. He spread my legs and pushed his large, engorged c*** into me. I never had such a huge d*** inside me before. I begged him to stop but after 5 minutes of adjusting to his size, I begged him to f*** me good. He did. I came so many times. It was everything I imagined and more. I have an intense s** routine with him now when he’s available.
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The A-Team
How do you fix a broken tomato? With a can of tomato paste.
How do cats bake cake? From scratch.
love love love this one: What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? Ice Krispy Treats
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What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was just pollen your leg.
I dedicate this to: (I plead the 5th) Why did Superman flush the toilet? Because it was his doody.
What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.
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What does a book do in the winter? Puts on a jacket.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Love this: What happened when the skunk was on trial? The judge declared, “Odor in the court, odor in the court!”
How do pickles enjoy a day out? They relish it.
“Adorable” What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? “I Apollo-gize.”
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What has lots of leaves but never actually grew? A book!
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What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
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Where do homosexuals keep their money? Sperm banks.
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What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? About a buck an ear.
