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Before we go out of town. Hubby and I always say Don’t do nothing I would do. This past week I drove Junior back to college and dropped him off at his frat house. They have a new roommate is nickname is Oscar. Two others just giggled. About an hour later I asked about his nickname. He replied his manhood is long and very skinny. I just smiled and said show me. We ended up in bathroom. Me leaned over the bathroom countertop. He forgot to mention how thick he was! I moaned oh My God. My mom bun got a ponding! Not once but twice. That afternoon I really earned my M I L F W I N G ‘S.

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I dry humpp my pillow all night.. this morning it was a sticky mess.

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I bottomed for Pat Sajak and Daniel Wozniak

Stuttering John Melendez

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Fuc it up fuc it up fuc it up fuc it up
Woah!
I just picked up my rolls Royce Cullinan
Just traded in a Bentley truck nikka

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Exodus chapter 24 verse 4 says, ‘And Moses wrote all the words of the LORD, and rose up early in the morning, and builded an altar under the hill, and twelve pillars, according to the twelve tribes of Israel.’

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My late P*** Uncle made a heap of h******* CP videos with babies and toddlers and posted them on the dark web. I haven’t seen them personally but I know it’s still out there because the detective running his case told me. He said my Uncles videos were popping up...

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Like, do you greet HER? You uppity b****. Why should she say hi to you when you haven’t said s*** to her? Women create f****** stupid problems for no f****** reason. Cunts constantly need to be mad about something or they get f****** bored.

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Bible verse of the day. Exodus chapter 4, verse 24. “At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him.” Blessed be the words of the Lord. If Jesus is about to kill you, don’t worry. You are in good company. Have a...

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Chinese mentally sick retards really thought they could kill and harm without getting karma drop a world of punishment on them??????? Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Must be part of their schizophrenia and down syndrome and all other mental illnesses. Send them all to the madhouse that’s China and then nuke that shithole.
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Those ugly piss skin n***** retarded lunatic schizophrenic hallucinating crying chinese shits should swallow their own virus and kill themselves asap.
#Thanks-a-ton-karma #Nuke-china-and-the-chinese #Ban-the-chinese-from-all-our-sites #Kill-yourselves-you-s***-stain-chinese-ugly-retard-hallucinating-pathetic-animalabusing-selftalking-cocksucker-terrorists #Send-deadly-viruses-that-kill-only-the-chinese-all-over-the-world

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N**** shut yo b**** a** up

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Is life really worth it if I’m always alone

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I honestly have nothing else going for me in life expect existing

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You jel, Milady?

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That was so black I did not understand half the words and letters. What is a G?

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Wow. That first congratulatory sentence was blacker than Toby’s a**.

By chance, are you black?

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Soo old

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Ah haha probably need a bucket of lube to dive on in

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Burn their houses down block by block most are close enough to go up if you set multiple at once

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I don’t know what to do with this boy anymore he’s just so uninterested in me

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Does the idiot wear out hos fingers or maybe he uses Speech Recognition? Some of his gibberish looks like Cut-n-paste. What an F****** nut case.

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Now who’s triggered your doctor fucked you with a shot.

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3 years

Oh we know anonymous or not girl we know

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I AGREE! LOL! He’s far worse than the Joel Osteen troll.
I skip over all the CAPITAL LETTER confessions. Nothing worth reading there. Don’t waste your time.

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I skip over all the CAPITAL LETTER confessions. Nothing worth reading there. Don’t waste your time.

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Pamper yourself – You deserve it! 💓
▫️ My face always feels so smooth & fresh after this 20 minute #detox ⏰ Impurities have been removed, and its so good after a long and hard day at work.

Dont know what i would do without it 👉🏼 my oily...

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I want to go on the first, but he wouldn’t like that, so I’d like to go to the next one. I think I finally have the money.

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To whoever posted “So? How do we tell the retarded Asians from the not retarded Asians because they all have have down syndrome eyes???”:

屌你老母!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💕

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They must be short staffed again in today in the psych ward. They just gave him a keyboard to keep him occupied.

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I got called a “TRANSPHOBE” for yelling at a t***** I caught m*********** outside my Sons daycare. The world has gone insain!!!

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Corvallus paid me $25 to eat a large quantity of cabbage and smoked turkey and pass gas on his face. If the volume of my gas wasn’t enough he’d put a pillowcase over his head and inhale it repeatedly to get his money’s worth in his words “money doesn’t grow...

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I haven’t moved on, and I’ve been depressed for months.
I’m probably just gonna die alone :l
If it’s not the emotional availability from that trapping me in, it’ll probably be my personality.
I’ve resorted to acting weird because I don’t know what else to do. I’m...

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Nadia Muslim and Hasnain Nur Sezan

Date: 20-03-2023

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Wtf is going on

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Nah I choose life.

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Cultist divine cultist divine must be perfect must be perfect cultist divine.

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I’d never say the word “lol”.

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Hahaha you dumb a** hahahaha hahaha your weird and busted lolololololololilolooolool over and over again f*** you bittttcccch

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I am developing this feeling of love again. She is becoming my only thoughts and the most beautiful person I have ever seen. I wonder if this time will end like the first time. I don’t know how fast to make my moves and I have a hard time distinguishing...

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I am a fourteen year old boy who has cancer. I live in the UK and I wish to meet Ringo Starr. All throughout my childhood, I constantly listened to the Beatles. My dying wish is to meet Ringo Starr in person. Even if I don’t get to see him...

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Lesbians are needy

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Falling apart? I haven’t even started, I just woke from my slumber 🧛🏻‍♂️

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It’s digital trail leads straight to you, cp

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