“Get on your knees,
face me,
I’ve got a milkshake
and it’s tasty”

I adopted a dog just to s*** its d*** and let it f*** me.

I was 21 when I decided to get circumcised. When I was growing up I always wanted to be circumcised even though I was Catholic. I really liked it when it was done. Back then it cost quite a bit of money but today it is an outpatient procedure. If...

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Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I did what a typical grown healthy male did; I masturbated over various s** clips on the Internet while practicing wearing a condom. Just relieve to have gotten it out of my system and made a mess of my office desk, but the price...

🎵Do the back-kitty if you want to
Because then I can see if I want you
Just do the s*****-kitty if you want to
Because then I can see if I want you🎵

— Corvyboy

It auto uploads idk who you’re trying to play? Maybe if you weren’t inbred, you wouldn’t be so retarded. That’s just an opinion though. It might make you royalty

SAYS THE TROLL IN CAPS

Btw funny how your little poser friend yeule steals and pretends nobody noticed. A basic poser turned into a mini thief

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You are beyond repair. Retard. I hope you get bored of stalking me soon. I am bored trying to give you a hint that you are a sick online troll A.

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After two years my sister was done mourning I guess. She jumped my b**** like we used to do.
Not that wicked, but we had some awesome s** as we did as teens. I liked the guy. I wished my sissy well. She and their daughter have been...

i’m ashamed and embarrassed to admit my son is the one
that bough me my first v******* and d****
i’m too embarrassed to go into the store

Pisss on you’re news

You look terrible, you can hide 20lbs extra and even s*** in 30 but just look at you. I don’t even need to insult you further. You can’t even respect yourself, how do you expect to deserve respect.

Nope 🍷cheers to LIFE… Do not be weak, even close to death you must have courage. Let nobody, you got that? NO body else win your life. YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GREATEST ASSET.

I hope Janet and Marcus get double spitroasted over a pool table at Cleo’s tonight! Couples that get plowed together stay together!

Donkey D*** Darnell🐴🍆✊🏿

wish a handsome man was truly in love with me. For now I’ll be alone with my thoughts.bye website

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

It’s not going to get you’re shmell back. Man who goes to bed with itchy a******, wakes up with stinky fingers.

I was raped I was 13 through 14 it happened several times. By a guy I had known since I was 8 I trusted him with my life. He was my bestfriends brother he was 3 years older than me. He stopped after I came out as trans female to...

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Wow. You put me in THE pedestal

You wouldn’t feel bad if you didn’t do bad s***.

I applied for a promotion at work and I’m really trying not to get my hopes up but lemme tell you… they are way up lol

A reply to the woman who thinks someone is messing with her. If someone was going to rob you they would not be moving objects in your yard. It sounds like you might be elderly and perhaps you are feeling fearful in general. My first guess is that a neighborhood...

Holla atcha boy Clark Hallisey at his new home at 8301 NW 27th Avenue Miami Florida 33147

Use you’re super power to take that bottom. You’re a goo guy

I’m like the person who copied you’re answers on the test but got a better grade. I’ve spent many men infiltrating you’re country since Regan, I am _____

They left they’re son at home during the labor day trip. A house burned down during the absence of the parents. It doesn’t help they try to press their influence on everyone near them without exposing the ugly truth.

My neighbor took a labor day weekend vacation, a few days after they returned a bomb was found near where they said that they were going.

Wtf is a sociopath? An ex said he was one. Would he try to hurt me for ignoring him? I’ve been no contact with him for almost a year, and haven’t spoken a word to him when he’s reached out to me. He wouldn’t do something nuts, would he? Appreciate...

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I don’t know if I still love him. Maybe I’m just a very broken person and even if I try my best, I don’t think we’re meant to be together. He doesn’t bring out the best in me, he brings out the worst. Or maybe I’m just confused.

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODYS WATCHING ME AND I HAVE NO PRIVACY
UWOOO

Someone is watching me.

Joel Osteen flashes the Horns of Satan sign. Do not be deceived.