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Into short girls? Probably into kids too.

SO I JUST DISCOVERED THIS Platform and just letting you all know that I take some of these confessions and make youtube videos on them giving some of you advice to help you out. My channel is Ariel Rosewater. Enjoy. Love you all so much!

REPLY TO: lgbt has turned into a hate cult now that tries to force more soldiers in it by their dumb labels all the time.

I couldn’t agree more, the term itself is just a label that basically means “Other people who aren’t straight or cis” which can be offensive...

Is anyone interested in carpooling from Miami to Orlando today? I’m going to an urban LGBT bar if you’d like to join. Hip hop heads, popper papis, Pringles can c****, football fans and Latino Jews preferred. I have a need, a need for choco seed!

–Cory

I’ve never had feelings for anyone before but I met a girl a few days ago and she’s just so amazing. I’m scared to have feelings for her but she seems so genuine and sweet. I have to give it more time to see if I actually have feelings or...

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To the overweight lady who has been with her fiancee for 9 years:

Don’t ever feel bad about yourself. God made everything beautiful in its time. I can tell you this much, I was nearly 200 lbs, on bp medicine, and was feeling probably how you do. I went on...

Don’t shoot the messenger

My brother is low-key racist so I got my niece a surprise Barbie that might come out black. You have to dunk the doll in water to reveal her makeup, hair and skin tone. There are 7 possibilities but I know he’s going to spaz when he sees black as...

D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh (the man) they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets...

lgbt has turned into a hate cult now that tries to force more soldiers in it by their dumb labels all the time. now they’ve overdone it so f****** much that you want to hurl when you hear them still going on and on about their b*******. it’s like be...

Her beautiful long raven black hair.

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

When I was a boy in the Father would not let either of the number keys work. Not the upper keys or the key pad on the laptop. I am ready Father to be yours.

“Get on your knees,
face me,
I’ve got a milkshake
and it’s tasty”

I adopted a dog just to s*** its d*** and let it f*** me.

I was 21 when I decided to get circumcised. When I was growing up I always wanted to be circumcised even though I was Catholic. I really liked it when it was done. Back then it cost quite a bit of money but today it is an outpatient procedure. If...

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Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I did what a typical grown healthy male did; I masturbated over various s** clips on the Internet while practicing wearing a condom. Just relieve to have gotten it out of my system and made a mess of my office desk, but the price...

🎵Do the back-kitty if you want to
Because then I can see if I want you
Just do the s*****-kitty if you want to
Because then I can see if I want you🎵

— Corvyboy

It auto uploads idk who you’re trying to play? Maybe if you weren’t inbred, you wouldn’t be so retarded. That’s just an opinion though. It might make you royalty

SAYS THE TROLL IN CAPS

Btw funny how your little poser friend yeule steals and pretends nobody noticed. A basic poser turned into a mini thief

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You are beyond repair. Retard. I hope you get bored of stalking me soon. I am bored trying to give you a hint that you are a sick online troll A.

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After two years my sister was done mourning I guess. She jumped my b**** like we used to do.
Not that wicked, but we had some awesome s** as we did as teens. I liked the guy. I wished my sissy well. She and their daughter have been...

i’m ashamed and embarrassed to admit my son is the one
that bough me my first v******* and d****
i’m too embarrassed to go into the store

Pisss on you’re news

You look terrible, you can hide 20lbs extra and even s*** in 30 but just look at you. I don’t even need to insult you further. You can’t even respect yourself, how do you expect to deserve respect.

Nope 🍷cheers to LIFE… Do not be weak, even close to death you must have courage. Let nobody, you got that? NO body else win your life. YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GREATEST ASSET.

I hope Janet and Marcus get double spitroasted over a pool table at Cleo’s tonight! Couples that get plowed together stay together!

Donkey D*** Darnell🐴🍆✊🏿

wish a handsome man was truly in love with me. For now I’ll be alone with my thoughts.bye website

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

It’s not going to get you’re shmell back. Man who goes to bed with itchy a******, wakes up with stinky fingers.

I was raped I was 13 through 14 it happened several times. By a guy I had known since I was 8 I trusted him with my life. He was my bestfriends brother he was 3 years older than me. He stopped after I came out as trans female to...

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