Theres pisss all over my body
Pissmaster
Sick of your neighbors? We’ve got a drill for that!
Milwaukee Mike
My sister’s husband die and I told my mother that I was going to tell her about what me and her have been doing since my dad had past and.then I thought I would be great to have her join me and my mother in bed and see what she would do if she saw.us together having s**. I called her up and invited her over.to.the house and when she walked into my bedroom and saw mom on my bed naked and me inside her she couldn’t believe what she was.seeing. I told my sister to take her clothes off and join us. She got up on the bed and she really couldn’t believe mom started eating her p**** as i was f****** mom Mom got up and left the room and that’s when I started f****** my sister and told her that me and mom had.been f****** since dad passed. She asked me how that all started and I told her what happened with me and mom was kinda a accident when I was taking her back east to stay with her sister back east. Then i told her that i talked.her into eat her.out and having you join in.all the fun. She said that she.never would have thought.that mom would have.started.eat her.out with me inside her. Then I told my sister that I told mom what happened with me and her when she was pregnant with her son and she said what did mom say about that. She was surprised that my sister and I had s** back then. My sister said that I was never suppose to say anything to any one about that and I told her I thought why not since we were all family anyways. My sister when she was pregnant with my nephew her husband wouldn’t f*** her because he thought it would hurt the baby so me and my sister had s** all the way up to the day that she had my nephew. Then my sister told me you want to hear something else about the family and I said what and she said dad was her first he was the one that popped her cherry and I asked her when did that happen and she said one of those times that me and Dad went out for father’s daughter day they went over to Uncle Willie’s house and dad had s** with her that was her first time she never wanted to tell anybody but she told me that day she said it was really good too and she had more s** with dad along the way and she said I don’t think Mom knows and I said we should tell her and she said yeah you’re right we probably should. Then I asked my sister how often did you and Dad have s** she said every chance we could get Dad would f*** me and I let him. She told me even after she got married every chance they got to be alone dad would f*** her and she loved it when Dad would penetrate her and c** inside of her. She said that she really enjoyed dad’s come when he was shooting inside of her she always wanted to get pregnant by dad but it never happened. Then I told her about what happened with me and Dad and she was really surprised on what he did with me when I was little.
I fantasize with telling my wife that I do not have Erectile Dysfunction. I actually only get hard for girls under 13. Im thinking about leaving her because of it so i can be a ped. Cause its the only thing that gives me any sort s***** pleasure.
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Into short girls? Probably into kids too.
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REPLY TO: lgbt has turned into a hate cult now that tries to force more soldiers in it by their dumb labels all the time.
I couldn’t agree more, the term itself is just a label that basically means “Other people who aren’t straight or cis” which can be offensive...
Is anyone interested in carpooling from Miami to Orlando today? I’m going to an urban LGBT bar if you’d like to join. Hip hop heads, popper papis, Pringles can c****, football fans and Latino Jews preferred. I have a need, a need for choco seed!
–Cory
I’ve never had feelings for anyone before but I met a girl a few days ago and she’s just so amazing. I’m scared to have feelings for her but she seems so genuine and sweet. I have to give it more time to see if I actually have feelings or...
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To the overweight lady who has been with her fiancee for 9 years:
Don’t ever feel bad about yourself. God made everything beautiful in its time. I can tell you this much, I was nearly 200 lbs, on bp medicine, and was feeling probably how you do. I went on...
Don’t shoot the messenger
My brother is low-key racist so I got my niece a surprise Barbie that might come out black. You have to dunk the doll in water to reveal her makeup, hair and skin tone. There are 7 possibilities but I know he’s going to spaz when he sees black as...
D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh (the man) they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets...
lgbt has turned into a hate cult now that tries to force more soldiers in it by their dumb labels all the time. now they’ve overdone it so f****** much that you want to hurl when you hear them still going on and on about their b*******. it’s like be...
Her beautiful long raven black hair.
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
When I was a boy in the Father would not let either of the number keys work. Not the upper keys or the key pad on the laptop. I am ready Father to be yours.
“Get on your knees, face me, I’ve got a milkshake and it’s tasty”
I adopted a dog just to s*** its d*** and let it f*** me.
I was 21 when I decided to get circumcised. When I was growing up I always wanted to be circumcised even though I was Catholic. I really liked it when it was done. Back then it cost quite a bit of money but today it is an outpatient procedure. If...
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Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I did what a typical grown healthy male did; I masturbated over various s** clips on the Internet while practicing wearing a condom. Just relieve to have gotten it out of my system and made a mess of my office desk, but the price...
🎵Do the back-kitty if you want to Because then I can see if I want you Just do the s*****-kitty if you want to Because then I can see if I want you🎵
— Corvyboy
It auto uploads idk who you’re trying to play? Maybe if you weren’t inbred, you wouldn’t be so retarded. That’s just an opinion though. It might make you royalty
SAYS THE TROLL IN CAPS
Btw funny how your little poser friend yeule steals and pretends nobody noticed. A basic poser turned into a mini thief
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You are beyond repair. Retard. I hope you get bored of stalking me soon. I am bored trying to give you a hint that you are a sick online troll A.
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After two years my sister was done mourning I guess. She jumped my b**** like we used to do. Not that wicked, but we had some awesome s** as we did as teens. I liked the guy. I wished my sissy well. She and their daughter have been...
i’m ashamed and embarrassed to admit my son is the one that bough me my first v******* and d**** i’m too embarrassed to go into the store
Pisss on you’re news
You look terrible, you can hide 20lbs extra and even s*** in 30 but just look at you. I don’t even need to insult you further. You can’t even respect yourself, how do you expect to deserve respect.
Nope 🍷cheers to LIFE… Do not be weak, even close to death you must have courage. Let nobody, you got that? NO body else win your life. YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GREATEST ASSET.
I hope Janet and Marcus get double spitroasted over a pool table at Cleo’s tonight! Couples that get plowed together stay together!
Donkey D*** Darnell🐴🍆✊🏿
wish a handsome man was truly in love with me. For now I’ll be alone with my thoughts.bye website
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you
It’s not going to get you’re shmell back. Man who goes to bed with itchy a******, wakes up with stinky fingers.
I was raped I was 13 through 14 it happened several times. By a guy I had known since I was 8 I trusted him with my life. He was my bestfriends brother he was 3 years older than me. He stopped after I came out as trans female to...
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