I went to Cleo’s tonight and met a gentleman named Bazooka B**** Barnabus. I asked him to give me a Cleo’s nickname and he dubbed me Caca Coochie Corvallus. My backsnatch has been a little smelly and greasy lately tbh. Any tips to clean up my mudclam?

—CBW3

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Burning incels alive I 100% approve! Skinning incels alive I 200% approve! Cutting incels ugly microscopic dicks and balls I 300% approve! Mutilating incels to as many pieces possible I 400% approve! Shoving large rough dildos up incels ugly nasty in-denial f** asses I 500% approve! Frying...

Joel Osteen needs to buy a cutting-edge $400 million dollar yacht. He plans to call it the SS Blessing. It will be trim and fast. Well able to cut through troubled waters.

It will be fast and sleek but with plenty of room for his family of four. The...

I’m here looking for a man with the surname Breedo, I heard he can s*** the chrome off a trailer hitch and take any sized c*** up his backdoor and that he don’t refuse no loads. I ain’t no queer but I’ve been aching to bust a nut for two...

Joel Osteen has more than just help, he has a household staff. Osteen has a literal team of people helping him run his home.

As Osteen told People in an interview, the family has staff to help with “the cooking, cleaning, and driving,” but that’s not all. People also reported...

Joel Osteen owns “an $86 million Airbus A19,” which is huge as far as these aircraft go and is one of the priciest jets money can by.

The price of JET FUEL has gone up. In these trying times you really must download Joel Osteen’s app and then send in your...

Joel Osteen also owns a Mercedes-Benz® jeep 4-Wheel Drive. He has at least tow other sports cars and now a new Ferrari.

SADLY, Joel is out of garage space. Yes it’s true. Joel is depending on you to send in the cash to build another garage. Not just any...

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Joel Osteen Is In The News Again For A $325,000 Ferrari. PLEASE give!
Do you know how much it costs to maintain a $325,000 Ferrari. Do you understand how EXPENSIVE parts are for a Ferrari?

Well then Please down load his apps, follow him to Satan and GIVE him...

Top 10 Richest Pastors in the World 2021 by Net Worth …JOEL OSTEEN.

Joel Osteen’s wealth has increased to OVER 100 million. He owns at least TWO mansions. (Everybody needs a spare). Say: Hallelujah! Six bedrooms, six bathrooms, fireplaces, three elevators, one guest room.

Osteen owns many lavish cars. His...

Reply to woman cheating on her husband. Please give us more info. How old are you, did you s*** the guys c***? Did he f*** you hard?

Joel Osteen needs another jet. He’s due for a new sports car too. Please download his Satan app and listen and then send him your money. Thanks

Reply to fresh young holes. That sounds really good. Haven’t had any for several years. When I wrote about me and my boyfriend and our glory hole days I forgot to mention that back then he was only 19. He was a beautiful blond hair blue eyed boy from N...

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Reply to I feel so bored. Maybe people are bored with you as well and it would make them happy if you moved away.

C*** Holster Clark Hallisey in the house and ready for that weak, soft, bus riding liberal Corvallus to park his tongue in my anushole and taste the rainbow!!!

Corvallus saying he’s watching football like that makes him not an ankle grabbing, pillow biting, p**** assed b**** bottom!

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I had a this friend of mine since 10 grade of high school and also has a crush on her since that. Idk how to tell her so i’m just gonna put it here hoping she could see it. Her name was bella, a very beautiful girl with a very...

She said “you’re just another typical guy” …………. she said that. I never have been so insulted in my entire life. I’d rather go jump off the 100th floor of a highrise than to be “typical guy”. She could have just killed me then and there and it would still...

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OK SO I AM CLARK HALLISEY AND SOMEONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS PAGE. I AM NOT A HOMO! SURE IVE TAKEN HEAD FROM A FEW TRANNIES POST OP ONLY!!!! BUT IM NOT GAY NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL! IVE NEBER LET ANYONE BUTTER MY MUFFIN EVER AND WONT EVER. SOMEONE IS...

Often those words are spoken from the people who need it the most.

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Reply to have you ever noticed that white men have fuller lips than white women. NO

You probably should quit being such a fruitcake.

What kind of f****** drugs are you on? Don’t be so passive aggressive you fat b****?

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Guys are funny and silly 🙃. They make me laugh. Some act all cool and suave , like nothing phases them , unless they face losing the true love ❤️ god gave them . A child or a woman, then , hell raisers are born . They’ll fight the living...

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“Toxic ex ruined my life”

Mom and I visited her sister recently on their farm. We stayed a week. Her sister’s husband is in the hospital and I had to help out with the farm chores. Her sister put Mom and I in adjacent bedrooms. Luckily, her sister goes to bed early so each night...

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When I told my mom I don’t want to get pregnant and I’ll just adopt instead, my mom told me to choose IVF instead. 👁️👄👁️ help.

What a fat smelly dike. I’m not talking about the water either ya yuck swamp a**.

No game’s, I got enough lady. Move on! I threw ya away.

Go ahead and be with him you crazy b****. I worked my a** off for you and now you send me text messages telling me what a nice house Brad has and how good he is in bed. You filthy w****, when he is done using you don’t come running...

Philly just got called for taunting on TNF You can take the N***** out of the Hood but you cannot take the Hood out of the N*****

Hey, quick question. Do you ever remember having an unpleasant interaction with me ANYWHERE BUT THE INTERNET? I didnt think so. There’s a reason for that, that I’ve just explained to you. It’s an ethereal, anxiety inducing form of communication. It dehumanises people to me. Maybe you should go against...

Oh you must be Corvy B trying to keep all those hung studs for yourself, can’t hate a player for trying! Your a greedy man with your stable! Share and share alike!

Thanksgiving in south beach, give our party a good name like those nights at the bar!

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