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5 years

Flashback to 3 years ago when I made out with her in the bathroom, let her hit my vape, and then completely ignored her on the dance floor. I just came out as a gay man this year and it’s not like I knew back then, but I still feel...

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Are you trying to say you want to jump ship? Or what?

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Why you copy pasting s***?

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Mustache Cash Stash, Why would I even bother burning everything you own when I can laugh and cheer as you’re forced to sell it and steadily shift towards a soul-crushing life of poverty while my meager but steady existence is as secure as ever. Aint no day too rainy for...

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“If a man gets bit picking up a snake, who do you blame the snake or the man?”

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When you just don’t care, I could jump off a bridge tomorrow. Wouldn’t affect anyone. If you do the people depending upon you suffer twice as much as everyone around. Don’t envy me for this focus on tomorrow.

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Oh s*** f*** s*** goddamit he is here and I don’t know what to say I can barely talk to him I really want to him to notice me.

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oh f*** fuckity f*** he might be coming over today FFFUUUCKKK KERGNLI3ke

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Why do you need help?

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So I’ve been at this new job for 2 weeks, my previous fwb works at it lol. I assume he’s told afew people about the history of us due to the multiple side eyes I get, but in a way I kinda like it when I get the looks from...

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How do I figure out if I have a nice bonner?

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Darius McCrary, Eddie Winslow, got his backsnatch blown out by a t*****. It looks like the part of the balloon that you blow up.

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Sorry fellas, at club aqua rn getting my backdoor blown out by some sucio papichulos tonight! If you’re in the area BRING IT! By it I mean the MEAT and the HEAT!

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I had poor mans pizza again. Preheat oven to 325 make toast, put on tomato sauce and add cheese, bake for about 5 minutes.

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Reply to my boyfriend is great but sensitive. You need to get away from him fast! You can start by going out and finding a new job.

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It’s 10:14 pm

I’m here but missing someone . It’s been 2 years. Feels like forever .

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Where is Presto?

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May God heal the sick and the suffering.

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I tried soooo hardddd and got soooo farrrrr but in the enddddd IT DOESNT EVEN MATAAAAAAAUUUHHHHHUHHHYEAH

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Don’t forget to send all your money to Joel Osteen.

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Vaccine skeptics seize on Colin Powell’s death. He was the youngest chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He was the first Black American to become secretary of state. And in his prime, he was one of the most respected leaders in the country. But within hours of the public...

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… and soon. It’s good entertainment. It’s like watching drone strike remotely. It’s been too long since we have seen a massacre of scum live on CNN.

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AND if you were the actual homophobic guy, you would be sound asleep 3 hours ago because you have a job, and are able to sleep because you have absolutely no mental issues or problems preventing you from getting a good night’s sleep. You wouldn’t use emoticons especially vomiting emoticons....

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But if you had a Cleo’s name (based on these other ones) it’d probably be Caucasian C*** Colton or The Coltonian. They call me Homophobic Guy™ because I don’t like hearing disgusting gut wrenching stories about anuses, s*** c**** or 20 man trains. 🤮🤮🤮

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Colton you sound confused, get away from this site and this gay stuff while you can. This site is a virtual AA meeting– ASSFUCKERS ANONYMOUS!

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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I had s** at the age of around 6 or 7 (I’m a female).
I used to have a friend who was about two years older than me, she showed me s**, which is fucked up, acknowledging the fact I was about 6/7. So, I basically already knew what...

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How am I supposed to upload pictures of my berries and cream now?

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I’m about ready to give up. I feel like I missed the boat. All the good men aren’t married or taken, it’s , they died. I’m sad

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My friend Darren Coochbaum farted into my b***. My name is Colton, give me a Cleo’s name!

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Cleo’s me: Aaron @ Canada

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I feel so bad for all the women on this site who have been abused by a****** husbands or boyfriends who admit that they use them as whores. I would befriend them, invite them out to my remote cabin and tell them that I have women, whores or the little...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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I still absolutely abhor you, Jennifer MacCarthur I rue the day I ever met you for having that stupid f****** kid. F*** you forever.

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Reply to Help Me. I am here for you sweetheart. Everything will be OK.

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Gimme a Cleo’s name: Nathan

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Come visit me

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We are not white people or black people or Asian people or Spanish people. We are all the Children of God and we come in many colors. Honor God and a wonderful life will unfold before you!

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