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MAGA is so stupid, I can’t wait for gas to be like $15 a gallon so they can listen to Trump ambiguously talk about how tight a guy’s a** is

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I contort world’s, with my magic
Every world I visit ends, it is tragic

Demon Kane

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I fucked an older woman, a M***, last night and it was wild. I also found out she’s pregnant with a child.

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I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with her coworker. I’m hurt, but… am I sick for wanting
to know how much she enjoyed it, what they
looked like together and what positions they did it in?

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app. You can put your bank account number in the app so your money can be directly transferred to Joel! He can track your location and get you hooked on giving him money.

You MUST download his app. Don’t worry the app is “secure” and it...

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The things America puts in there appliances. Like I can spy on you through the light bulbs surrounding you.

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All talk all day long.. thought you loved the attention?

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Better keep that light on. When you f*** around in the dark at 800 you keep the porch lights on till atleast midnight.

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Reply to anit f***** democrat. Aint no such thing. You s*** c**** and balls and take it up the a**.

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If you ever talk about my son again I’ll break you’re jaw until he’s old enough to kill a cripple. If you ever talk about my golden retrieve ill force you to eat dogshit.

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When I leave here just remember who’s taking it out on the p******** Joe Biden Supporting Trump flag flying jeep driving lier libtard. Acting crippled. He’s a drunk

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Megan needs vagisil EVERYDAY!

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How you had to call the landlord because the police don’t care about a family with a p******** as a father.

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You can tell he’s been putting that wig on and cross dressing drink you’re water fat boy

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Are you kidding me? You sold my car to that meat ball grease ball. I’m going to kick the s*** out of his fat f****** grandson.

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I seen you guy you’re involved officially welcome to cyber invasion beep beep pink jeep

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My aunties name is Megan, she Madonnaed my mouth like I’m drake. She told me “park my white car around the corner Brandon”

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Even during a pandemic you’re fithy a** is digging though the garbage, I wake up everyday glad I’m not a pathetic F***** nobody like yourself.

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You know why you did that? Why you’re digging through trash? You’re are what you eat. You and you’re friends

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Are we havin a woofin goo time yet, .. OKAY!

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MAILBAG:

I have yet to have Big Buford, I got a bacon checkerburger with cheese and a chicken bites box the other day.

Pretty sure that one post was written by Mike Bianchi.

I take Truvada for PrEP cuz I don’t want HIV like some of you.

I don’t...

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My son fucks his golden retrieve

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Corvallus, are you taking new medication like Biktarvy, Descovy or are you still taking the full Hiv Cocktail? Please let me know. I am sick of taking PIs

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Corvallus Aids giving him problems today. I guess he will be back on Monday

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When i was 15 I started sucking my 6 year old brothers (large for his age) beautiful c***.. it started when I was giving him a bath and noticed he had a massive hard on, I got sooo turned on… I took him out of the batch, flipped him upside...

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I think tiktok is the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. I thought GenZ was bad (they are fukkin useless, unstably emotional and retarded) but older people are turning into absolute social retards. Is this the grand strategy China was boasting of? If so it sure as hell is...

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Reply to I miss my old life. Me too, but we cannot get it back. Death gets closer every single day. All I have is whisky and old music to listen to. My health is failing and I am ready to go.

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I saw this girl one day and she invited me to smoke some bud with her in her car, I said sure, but I didn’t know she liked me more than just friends, after the first joint we talked and she gave me a great b******* and swallowed every drop....

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Little did he know.

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Bdbchfkfk

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Butter Bean is da puszy. Yu can smash it butter she gon getcha 👹

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Then her ugly a** friend be like, men am i right girls. Like na you cookie left! B**** and nobody staring at you’re body guard, line backer lookin a** 5Head up in evRE buddyzzz face.

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Isn’t funny how I stay up smoking Crack all night, but still can’t push s*** out meye booty hole in the mornin?

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Yo you think “God” The flying spaghetti monster, you think he could create a pair of t*** even he’d simp for? Father wouldn’t answer me. Go to church

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Siren is with me in Concrete, WA. I will protect her and take care of her. You cannot hurt her anymore.

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“There’s two known things that’ll make me puke
And that’s a hog eatin” Gook you need a jab in you’re racist rants zConstructive criticismZ

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You remote to work on and threaten
Pill Pumpkin Peter Panda Pushing Pit Pike
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Fav. Cav. Sla. .. . ..

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Or it’s just you BrOtHER

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why is it i gotta go above and beyond to make them c** but they can fall asleep when they’re barely jerking me off and it’s just an oopsie. i do the driving, the cooking, and basically everything if i want something done. i’m tired of being used by people...

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Lemme tell ya sumthing if youre gonna fake Cream Gene, at least do it in character brother

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I am the son of the King of Demons, mortals need to learn their place is under my boot.

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@corvallis how’s that Buford burger? I live in Canada and we don’t have checkers restaurants.

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Cream Gene here hankerin for a mouthful of man mayonnaise. Anyone know a good hobo camp in the Miami area? I might just take a road trip to Cleo’s if those gentleman don’t mind an older feller with a little nutsack juice in his beard 😉

Cream Gene 🥛

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