you wont catch me sippin the urinals. i stick to the toilets 😮👅
urine sample dan
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
I fucked an older woman, a M***, last night and it was wild. I also found out she’s pregnant with a child.
I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with her coworker. I’m hurt, but… am I sick for wanting to know how much she enjoyed it, what they looked like together and what positions they did it in?
That’s the difference between us. My family wouldn’t put up with. You’re family keeps dark secrets.
you’re wife ate my cheeky self to a messy pulp. do you want a c*** in the mouth fat boy quit staring down at my blue jeans seems for crusty snack cakes pickelow
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
Kid.. you destroyed the only f****** community I’ve ever felt apart of, I’m going to hurt you one day. Just the way you’ve hurt me.
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“I want to eat sausage of neegar and he eat my sausage before milk shot. I see neegar on TV and enjoy the look and talk way. May allow to enter my bread bun. Sorry English not first language hope I am understand.”
Hilarious if true.
Whoever wrote this please please please please don’t kill yourself I’ve lied. I’ve lied for years it’s just part of who I am now. It started off with white lies in grade 6ish. “He’s my boyfriend” “I’m doing fine” “I like you” “I don’t cheat on tests” stuff like...
Way, to pat, you’re own back, you nap a child tonight, along that ,journey? Will their flesh sat!isfy you’re ReplYlpeR .
Shouldn’t play with fire if you don’t like heat.
Brandon Miller gave a child piller stuck in his.. what a thriller
Reply to woman who lives with her Dad and Lazy ex. Oh my God Woman, you need to get out of that situation. I am a middle aged man and It was hard to read your post. You need to find a new place to live possibly in a nearby...
Something about megan needing to stay the f*** home before Barbra knocks her teeth down her throat for talking to another woman’s husband. I’ll hammer you.
Relationships are based on need fulfillment only you dumbass.
Not enough children in the school zone? Or is it because you’re following them around in a car?
When a virus hijacks another virus. Y’all scared of the flu but it’s air born aids from China.
I made a Bowel Movement. I pooped blood after my “Bowel Movement”.
You’re hair is Destin to fall out. Pay attention to it, you’ll be bald as well as ugly sooner than thought. Stress and lack of sleep. Smile
Can anyone tell me if Broomstick B**** Byron is at Cleo’s tonight? I’ve got a dried up opiod turd lodged deep inside my r***** and I need Miami’s best rotorooter to knock it loose. Sorry I can’t afford a doctor but can bring some poppers or a Buford or whatever...
I’d love to hear the dumb a** exuse you come up with. It would make me laugh I already knows it,
Kill yourself, boyfriend here do it you p**** p******** fat f***** want to be balding n***** they’ll never except you.
Kill yourself blame someone else for you’re problems.
How to dig your own grave, step one. Set yourself up to be caught in multiple lies at once. Step two. Do what you have complained about an lie of not knowing.
I love how you act like you ain’t bumping knuckles with the first black guy that just would rather hurry his prolonged interactions with a wannabe yo yo
most emberessign experience ive had in middle school was me tryna get the ball while my two freinds throwed it over me like a unvoluntary monkey in the middle
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Men only really want me because I’m damaged, mentally ill and easy to manipulate. I’d be willing to accept it if they were at least hot like Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer or Richard Ramirez.
Literally nothing will change my mind. What done is done
They don’t care about you either ya blimey little runt.
Mr. Poopy
Toilet cam sink cam stink cam the amount of time it took to get through you’re pipes should be illegal.
I live in a small rural area up in the mountains, I’ve got a wife and family. I can’t kick my college day fix though I miss man musk.
“You better bury Ned right, and better not cut up or otherwise harm any whores. Or I’ll come back and kill you all.”
I have 3 people in my household, there use to be more but the city couldn’t handle the eyesore of rats living in an RV infront of my house. China Town AKA
Why is it everything I’m told about Republicans is a lie? They don’t eat people? They did this to us one time in history.
I’m all for war with China, draft off this generation of dipshits I grew up in. They’d probably cry without a phone die without a d****.
I got what I needed by getting up close tonight. Mirror imaging without that annoying litte d** signaling I’m using a microphone or a camera.
When you involve someone it becomes their business.
You should Kill Yourself, everyone would appreciate it. It would be a better world without finger pointers in it.
Whatever though MR. I can’t decide what f****** party I belong to because I’m a commy.
You didn’t just destroy two people, a whole community.. Mixer is gone I f****** would empty my AR15 side arm and ankle gun in you’re mouth. Test SYGL
You going to tell the world how you’re weak a** brought other people into you’re drama cause you couldn’t handle getting beat up for you’re mouth?