You want me to GUT ultra magnus?
Cyclonus
Kill the Grand Poobah
Wreck Gar
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Yep, Watch this, Okay, okay, I remember the dust was so thick on Beta 4, you had to use windshield wipers on your optic sensors, It was the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons had just conquered the Autobots’ home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron’s moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland. Reminds me of the Nitith slave mines on Galganas 7.
Autobot Kup
Literally nothing will change my mind. What done is done
They don’t care about you either ya blimey little runt.
Mr. Poopy
Toilet cam sink cam stink cam the amount of time it took to get through you’re pipes should be illegal.
I live in a small rural area up in the mountains, I’ve got a wife and family. I can’t kick my college day fix though I miss man musk.
“You better bury Ned right, and better not cut up or otherwise harm any whores. Or I’ll come back and kill you all.”
I have 3 people in my household, there use to be more but the city couldn’t handle the eyesore of rats living in an RV infront of my house. China Town AKA
Why is it everything I’m told about Republicans is a lie? They don’t eat people? They did this to us one time in history.
I’m all for war with China, draft off this generation of dipshits I grew up in. They’d probably cry without a phone die without a d****.
I got what I needed by getting up close tonight. Mirror imaging without that annoying litte d** signaling I’m using a microphone or a camera.
When you involve someone it becomes their business.
You should Kill Yourself, everyone would appreciate it. It would be a better world without finger pointers in it.
Whatever though MR. I can’t decide what f****** party I belong to because I’m a commy.
You didn’t just destroy two people, a whole community.. Mixer is gone I f****** would empty my AR15 side arm and ankle gun in you’re mouth. Test SYGL
You going to tell the world how you’re weak a** brought other people into you’re drama cause you couldn’t handle getting beat up for you’re mouth?
Please download Joel Osteen’s app. You can put your bank account number in the app so your money can be directly transferred to Joel! He can track your location and get you hooked on giving him money.
You MUST download his app. Don’t worry the app is “secure” and it...
The things America puts in there appliances. Like I can spy on you through the light bulbs surrounding you.
All talk all day long.. thought you loved the attention?
Better keep that light on. When you f*** around in the dark at 800 you keep the porch lights on till atleast midnight.
Reply to anit f***** democrat. Aint no such thing. You s*** c**** and balls and take it up the a**.
If you ever talk about my son again I’ll break you’re jaw until he’s old enough to kill a cripple. If you ever talk about my golden retrieve ill force you to eat dogshit.
When I leave here just remember who’s taking it out on the p******** Joe Biden Supporting Trump flag flying jeep driving lier libtard. Acting crippled. He’s a drunk
Megan needs vagisil EVERYDAY!
How you had to call the landlord because the police don’t care about a family with a p******** as a father.
You can tell he’s been putting that wig on and cross dressing drink you’re water fat boy
Are you kidding me? You sold my car to that meat ball grease ball. I’m going to kick the s*** out of his fat f****** grandson.
I seen you guy you’re involved officially welcome to cyber invasion beep beep pink jeep
My aunties name is Megan, she Madonnaed my mouth like I’m drake. She told me “park my white car around the corner Brandon”
Even during a pandemic you’re fithy a** is digging though the garbage, I wake up everyday glad I’m not a pathetic F***** nobody like yourself.
You know why you did that? Why you’re digging through trash? You’re are what you eat. You and you’re friends
Are we havin a woofin goo time yet, .. OKAY!
MAILBAG:
I have yet to have Big Buford, I got a bacon checkerburger with cheese and a chicken bites box the other day.
Pretty sure that one post was written by Mike Bianchi.
I take Truvada for PrEP cuz I don’t want HIV like some of you.
I don’t...
My son fucks his golden retrieve
Corvallus, are you taking new medication like Biktarvy, Descovy or are you still taking the full Hiv Cocktail? Please let me know. I am sick of taking PIs
Corvallus Aids giving him problems today. I guess he will be back on Monday
When i was 15 I started sucking my 6 year old brothers (large for his age) beautiful c***.. it started when I was giving him a bath and noticed he had a massive hard on, I got sooo turned on… I took him out of the batch, flipped him upside...
I think tiktok is the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. I thought GenZ was bad (they are fukkin useless, unstably emotional and retarded) but older people are turning into absolute social retards. Is this the grand strategy China was boasting of? If so it sure as hell is...
Reply to I miss my old life. Me too, but we cannot get it back. Death gets closer every single day. All I have is whisky and old music to listen to. My health is failing and I am ready to go.
I saw this girl one day and she invited me to smoke some bud with her in her car, I said sure, but I didn’t know she liked me more than just friends, after the first joint we talked and she gave me a great b******* and swallowed every drop....
Little did he know.