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I am Indigo Blue!
I am Indigo Blue!
I am Indigo Blue!
I am Indigo Blue!
I am Indigo Blue!
I am Indigo Blue!
I am Indigo Blue!

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That is appreciated.
(To the void, in your direction)

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Yes friends, act now,
destroy Unicron!
Kill the Grand Poobah!
Eliminate even the toughest stains! Help us, home us!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Sale must end! Rush right on down and test-drive latest model with no obligation. New improved Junkion planet is sleek, s*** import with turbo handling

Wreck Gar

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Yep,
Watch this,
Okay, okay,
I remember the dust was so thick on Beta 4, you had to use windshield wipers on your optic sensors, It was the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons had just conquered the Autobots’ home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron’s moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland.
Reminds me of the Nitith slave mines on Galganas 7.

Autobot Kup

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I’m going to do that from now on.

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Whenever I have some extra cash, I pay the hot teenage girl next door and her equally hot friend to take their tops off and let me look at them while I m*********. They enjoy the easy extra cash for doing basically nothing, and I get to look at perky...

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Why is this webgroup like obsessed with Rally’s and the big buford burger? Their like not even that good ok??!

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5 years

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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5 years

That is my boyfriend ,

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5 years

Do me a favor and go fall down the stairs again.

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Skipping school is the lamest s*** ever. Skipping college is retarded. Just don’t enroll if you want to party.

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5 years

Let go .. Just let go

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In unrelated news. I see you when you see me. I hope you are having a nice life. Mine is nice too.

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Fsvdbdhdh

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I’ve maxed out my allotted indulgences for the day.

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You such a fat Doughboy it’s no wonder you don’t eat at the table nobody wants to see you “EETuh”:[)

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5 years

Size portion is real. People Towering over there partner is like interracial, we don’t care but everyone is snickering

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5 years

Or are they giving you syphilis and telling white lies? Do you believe them cause they put bread on you’re table? Long run.. just woke thinking. Would you believe them if they rounded up a couple show n***** to wear white and speak polite?

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5 years

The problem isn’t that you’re bringing invasion species of animals an plants into America, it’s a problem because there Asian. Let’s be honest. Yu racist

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5 years

That’s the difference between us. My family wouldn’t put up with. You’re family keeps dark secrets.

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5 years

you’re wife ate my cheeky self to a messy pulp. do you want a c*** in the mouth fat boy quit staring down at my blue jeans seems for crusty snack cakes pickelow

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5 years

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

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5 years

Kid.. you destroyed the only f****** community I’ve ever felt apart of, I’m going to hurt you one day. Just the way you’ve hurt me.

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5 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I want to eat sausage of neegar and he eat my sausage before milk shot. I see neegar on TV and enjoy the look and talk way. May allow to enter my bread bun. Sorry English not first language hope I am understand.”

Hilarious if true.

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Whoever wrote this please please please please don’t kill yourself I’ve lied.
I’ve lied for years it’s just part of who I am now. It started off with white lies in grade 6ish. “He’s my boyfriend” “I’m doing fine” “I like you” “I don’t cheat on tests” stuff like...

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5 years

Way, to pat, you’re own back, you nap a child tonight, along that ,journey? Will their flesh sat!isfy you’re ReplYlpeR .

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5 years

Shouldn’t play with fire if you don’t like heat.

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5 years

Brandon Miller gave a child piller stuck in his.. what a thriller

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Reply to woman who lives with her Dad and Lazy ex. Oh my God Woman, you need to get out of that situation. I am a middle aged man and It was hard to read your post. You need to find a new place to live possibly in a nearby...

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Something about megan needing to stay the f*** home before Barbra knocks her teeth down her throat for talking to another woman’s husband. I’ll hammer you.

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5 years

Relationships are based on need fulfillment only you dumbass.

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5 years

Not enough children in the school zone? Or is it because you’re following them around in a car?

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5 years

When a virus hijacks another virus. Y’all scared of the flu but it’s air born aids from China.

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I made a Bowel Movement. I pooped blood after my “Bowel Movement”.

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You’re hair is Destin to fall out. Pay attention to it, you’ll be bald as well as ugly sooner than thought. Stress and lack of sleep. Smile

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Can anyone tell me if Broomstick B**** Byron is at Cleo’s tonight? I’ve got a dried up opiod turd lodged deep inside my r***** and I need Miami’s best rotorooter to knock it loose. Sorry I can’t afford a doctor but can bring some poppers or a Buford or whatever...

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5 years

I’d love to hear the dumb a** exuse you come up with. It would make me laugh I already knows it,

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5 years

Kill yourself, boyfriend here do it you p**** p******** fat f***** want to be balding n***** they’ll never except you.

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5 years

Kill yourself blame someone else for you’re problems.

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5 years

How to dig your own grave, step one. Set yourself up to be caught in multiple lies at once. Step two. Do what you have complained about an lie of not knowing.

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5 years

I love how you act like you ain’t bumping knuckles with the first black guy that just would rather hurry his prolonged interactions with a wannabe yo yo

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5 years

most emberessign experience ive had in middle school was me tryna get the ball while my two freinds throwed it over me like a unvoluntary monkey in the middle

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5 years

Hvhfbfndm

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5 years

Men only really want me because I’m damaged, mentally ill and easy to manipulate. I’d be willing to accept it if they were at least hot like Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer or Richard Ramirez.

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