is that you Pringles Can C*** Curtis? Haven’t seen you for awhile

Im the most addictive drug youll ever do and YOU F****** KNOW IT, now do me! You said it yourself, youre in denial and you cant stay mad at me even though you want to.

Oh really….

Well maybe he’s right. You ARE an idiot.

You two deserve each other but you should at least do what you can to shut it up, show some t***, take a piss, say hi to ma, all that s*** and get it out of here. Nobody wants...

Elle the smokin’ hot beautiful starlet 🙂

Billy boy was 26 and I was 48 and he kept f****** with me every chance he could. He would make me out to be a dummy to his friends and at parties where we each knew some of the people who attended. Then I caught him looking through my...

I wake up, p**** out, straight angle north 90 degrees. Straight up, a b****, no p**** donor. Hard like wood, Tall and great, it sprays. Then it gushes out. Spilling, Flushing, crushing my p****. My p**** transforms, into it’s flexible, smaller and embarrassing self.

anyway,
i zip you...

Thats what you get for trying to feel good about yourself you dumb b****. How many times do i have to knock you down before you stay down?

“Kidnap you walking in the rain
I swear you’ll never be the same
Wish I could trade you all my pain
Duct tape you, make you be my slave

Hoody up, open the garage door
Grab the razor blade hidden in my sock drawer
See...

“You better pray
When you see me put that nine up in that p****, ho
C*** it back slow
Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go
BOOM!
P****-guts all over the room”

Illbjjb

If at first you dont succeed, try try again.

How did Kenneth Pinyan get the horse to f*** him? I read that he used pheromones but would the steed know to put its p**** in Pinyan’s a**? I mean I’ve never been a bottom with a full-sized horse, my expertise is limited to being a top with miniature studs...

I just saw Tucker Carlson at the Bozeman Airport. The woman that is with him must be his wife. He and about 10 others just landed on a big gulfstream jet from Jupiter FL

When ma dies? Buddy you are making so many mistakes it’s no wonder you never get anything and you need to demand everything.

Needy and clingy.

Admitting you are not doing well and never getting any (women run from men with these two traits)

You know you are mentally unstable,...

r555r57r67

Bet you wish you had just sent me that sentence now, if not, you WILL. I love tormenting you when you have the nerve stand up for yourself and be happy and succesful while im miserable and stuck in a bad place. Its my main reason to live since the...

Less boyfriend pics, more p**** pics you worthless w****. Or ill keep picking on you until you kill yourself.

Be mine or die.

Any reviews on the Purple Cucumber? Was planning a trip to Cleo’s but heard it closed then read about the PC here. There’s no blacks in my area so I’m willing to travel if it’s a jungle atmosphere like Cleo’s.

Dan The Man

Thinking it this way, you wouldn’t need to write LMFAO you could just laugh out loud in real life human interaction… It’s better that way. Trust me, I know.

Have you ever considered killing yourself?

Please don’t go up there again. I know you will but please just no.

I feel like I don’t have any idea who I am. My dreams and goals have changed so much throughout the years I feel like I’m just playing a character. Sometimes I don’t even feel like a real person. I change myself to fit what the people around me in...

You ignore them, continue to walk around like the god of goddess you are and watch them try and try harder. Sit back, watch and have a chuckle.

Be good at everything you do.

The best thing to do when “musicians” (yeah right…) Write a song about you, especially if they are terrible at their craft, especially if they are women, I have found myself and still do find myself in this predicament, is ignore. Say nothing, don’t react. Let them do it. They...

Even as a man I’m with #Killing_all_men and #Aborting_all_male_fetuses too. Literally all s***** messed up stuff I have ever seen or heard of or experienced including all imbecility and abuse and crimes have had men at full fault and the abusers have always been men. It’s men that f*cked up...

Aren’t we alive in Hell right now?
The world is full of evil. Evil men and women are held up as role models for our children and the righteous are persecuted.

Who wants to be alive in Hell?

We got breakthrough covid from the supermarket and you really thought a metalcore concert was safe you f****** dummie? F*** your job. Youre too stupid to live.

Ouija board

Joel Osteen’s app gives you a chance to give to Joel. Become involved in buying a new plane for Joel or a Ferrari for his kid. So download Joel’s app and get involved.

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

AND the great majority of people are straight. It’s the majority. That’s just facts. It’s abnormal to be gay. It’s especially abnormal to be both retarded and gay like you. Are you black? Because a a retarded gay black man is one hell of an anomally. You should be put...

Many men arent gay; they might be bisexual, they may be bugarrons, they could be sapiosexual, heck they can be like me PANSEXUAL FUCKBEASTS!

A hairy hole is a hairy hole!

Not really… Again, it’s logic. They showed a model of it, it has more spikes. For some reason this indicates to scientists it’s at the very least much more contagious and now you see it everywhere. Numbers are jumping everywhere which absolutely lines up with the idea that it’s much...

already attracted to him before, but just found out my new boyfriend has an 8 in c*** and is very good at dirty talking. now i fantasize about him all the time and i guess im discovering i do have a size kink. i cannot describe how happy i...

No thanks that time passed, is becoming a nice way to emotionally push women who put me on the back burner.

She got surgery to grow a c***, took steroids. Then she broke my boy cherry.

cx

so gay

Kick em while theyre up, kick em while theyre down.

my father is great man a good man, but it hurt how he treat me,at first it was okay, but growing up and maturing i began to realize that he just wants a perfect child,which ill never be