The first time I maxterbated was to Megan Fox in 2007 after watching Transformers
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Mr Knife 🔪
You know the most worthy of love is those who truly appreciate it. The ups and down and are there when you are there in all matters of speaking.
Last night we went out to our favorite restaurant. I’ve been wanting our waiter for about six months. While Steve was using the bathroom. I wrote a note to our waiter and gave him my cell phone number with a note reading I want you deep inside me and feel your release.
When my mother visited my bed to try to turn me to the straight side, she would say things and ask things. Ask me what i enjoyed about feeling a friend’s c*** in my hand. Why it got me so turned on to rub c**** together with male friends. When...
Where are the moderators 😂 so many clowns I’m a youtuber making fun of this site, check me out ur gonna be on it.
That reminds me I gotta pick up booze. Took almost a week off this time. Thanks for the reminder dude.
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My p**** means virtually nothing to me. I cherish my testicles as divine. They are essentially twin gods in my personal religion. They are capable of experiencing such pleasure and pain that is nothing short of divine.
I’m an idiot. I think I made a mistake. I thought it was you.
Pathetic. Do you hear yourself? YUCK! No wonder all you do is j******* on here.
After a couple of weeks of my mother occasionally visiting my bed (with father’s knowledge and support since they freaked out when I told them I was gay), she started talking to me and getting in my head to try to get the gay out of me. I had only...
My mom is threatening to kick me out of the house if I get the covid vaccine, I’m 18 and I should make it my decision but I’m just so afraid of her, she sounded more serious than before and I just don’t know what to do.
♬♬ For she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful staaaaarleeeeeeeeeet……and so say all of us! ♬♬ 🙂
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Oh you’re toasted alright.
I’m a toasted sub?
Ya’ll are a bunch of quiznos
Search for Donald Goodson update. I Don’t remember his stage name but others called him “Mr Goodbar”
Or when you dissociate so hard that the captcha says to pick traffic lights and you mark off the crosswalks
Igor Girkin on Twitter has updated videos of massive Russian troop movements towards Ukraine. Hal Turner reported tonight on his radio show that over 200 thousands Russian reserve troops have been called up. Its going to be a massive invasion and Russia will occupy all of Ukraine until they come...
Being clueless has it’s fun moments. A guy who tried to pick me up bragged he had a Lotus and in front of god and creation I blinked “What’s a Lotus???”
Picked me up in it later for a drive date and my god it was the most uncomfortable ride...
Shut up incel, do you know what being homeless is like? Would you want to get molested or raped? dumbass
17 January 22 – This work week started in a state of deep sadness. I need a reason to smile. There has to be one. I have to find it.
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
After my mother took me to her bed for a weekend to try to convince me i was not gay, and only teaching me that I appeared to be bi, things were quiet for a few days. It felt awkward knowing that my father had known and approved, but it...
Im 10 and I like to pee in my bed
Each of my parents reacted drastically differently when I told them I was gay. Their reactions made me realize that they full bore plotted to make it not true. The first attempt was on my mother’s part. She asked me a few days after i announced it if I had...
I felt tainted but after thinking about it I’m good ! Last night I gave up this white p**** to a b******** d*** . God it was huge . I moaned with delight . I could see in his face that he was ready . I told him not to...
You are soooooooo FAKE! 😂 Everything you used to say about her was actually you projecting your narcissism. She didn’t do any of those things you told people she did. It was all you. You are the one obsessed with what people think and say, addicted to social media. You...
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
*Sigh* Goodbye Dumbshit. ,,!,,
We are both s** addicts SO why wont you F*** ME EVEN THOUGH YOU WANT TO? WHY WONT YOU PISS FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WANT TO AND YOU KNOW I WANT YOU TO?! WHY SHOULDNT I ASSUME YOURE A F****** MONSTER AND TREAT YOU LIKE ONE?
You are a self proclaimed b*** and piss s***.
YOu want to f*** me.
Youve masturbated to my videos. So why wont you send me a video? Why not cheat on your boyfriend? Who f****** cares besides him? And Hes a big gay f*****....
Why do u folks copy and paste my old posts? I mean, I like the “Jeru of J***” a lot, but why you doing it?
“The angel trumpet is kicking in, Im gonna go cut my p**** off with kitchen shears. Have a pleasant evening ya’ll….” – Johnny
“Youre an idiot, im not a narcissist, but i was raised by a narcissistic father. I am a victim of lifelong narcissistic and emotional abuse and manipulation....
“Today I’ve learned that it’s normal for some childhood s***** assault survivors to become s** addicts. While that fact makes me feel like less of a freak… It feels like my abusers have another controlling hand on me even this many years after the abuse. It feels like maybe I...
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Denver Swim Club is closed. The only thing youll find on Colfax is meth.
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FOOOOOR he’s a men-tal re-tar-do
For he’s a men-tal re-tar-do
For he’s a men-tal re-ta-ar-dooooe
WIIIIITH al-so a bad case of aids…
Come sick my d*** til i bust on your t*** you worthless s***. You’re dealing with a whole different monster than you did last year. I own you now. You saw how close I came to losing it when I thought you were a good person. You want to test...
S**** TRAINING
“All my heros od’ed, robbed banks, and killed themselves, lying on the floor with their insides spilling out.”