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When I was a junior in high school, there was a freshman that I had a class with; Alice. She was one of the really smart kids, so she was in a lot...

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I clipped a parked car with my side mirror going like 30 down a side street and kept going without stopping to see the damage. It hit hard enough to push my mirror in but not break it.

I lied about having an auto immune disorder at work

I have horrible anxiety that I have managed mostly successfully for about 10 yrs but I always need a safety net or an out for when things get bad. At my last job I was very honest about my...

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Recently relapsed after 5 years and regret my actions and don’t know how to tell anyone

I (23F) was introduced to drugs and abusing substances at a young age through my parents and siblings. Growing up my father used a lot of drugs (Heroin, Coke, Weed, Nicotine) and possibly...

I lied to get my current job and it pays really well.

I (38f) lied on my resume to land a job I wasn’t qualified for. The initial interview went smoother than expected; my fabricated qualifications seemed to impress them. Before I knew it, I was advancing to the...

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I destroyed a woman’s house and blamed it on her son

Hello fellow redditors. This happened a few years ago. I had been on a drug called melanotan, which is a tanning injection substance with a potent v*****-esque side effect. I was feeling quite ravenous, not talking hunger. I...

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I lied about being color blind all through high school

When I was a kid I was super awkward and had no friends. When I got into high school all the friends I had previously spent time with had moved away and I had to make a whole new...

i used to wipe my boogers on the wall when i was 6 and had a little collection

i did this for weeks and somehow no one noticed. at the time my family and I (brother and parents) lived in a one bedroom apartment so i’m not sure how...

i used to become really tight with fat/ugly girls so i could be the better looking best friend.

i know it sounds judgemental and im sorry if i sound like a d***

i got caught shoplifting and the cashier was a guy i matched on bumble

i know this is very very bad. like terrible. i was with a friend and she kinda pleaded for me to go with her so i obliged. sales girls caught my friend shoplifting n cuz...

I’ve been lying for years and I regret being a horrible person

Letting out years of regret and frustration over my actions. This was made halfway thru an episode of mine.

I lied to my friend, my ex, my coworker and how ever many more. A coward, an addict,...

I stabbed one of my bullies in 9th grade to get him to leave me alone

I was severely bullied all throughout school. Some people were worse than others. In 9th grade history, you had to sit next to some else, the table was a long table. I unfortunately...

I told my husband I want to separate but I didn’t really want to. I fucked up.

My husband and I had an argument about something small that blew out of proportion. I tend to lean towards passive aggressiveness when angry then blow up and start saying hurtful words...

I freaking HATE switching from my moms and dads every week🤬

ITS SO F****** DUMB LIKE WTF🙄 It’s so s***** bro like it was stupid but it was fine when they lived like sorta close to each other BUT NOWW THEY LIVE ON LIKE TWO OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE...

My brother told his boss I was dead.

A long time ago my brother wanted to meet his overseas girlfriend who was coming to Australia. His boss wouldn’t give him anytime off so he told him I had died and he was coming to my state for my funeral....

I don’t know if I can keep seeing this amazing woman I’ve been dating…

BLUF: Dating a great lady. She’s out of shape, but continues to eat poorly and not exercise. I’m thinking about bailing before it gets any more serious. I wish there was a way I could...

I lost custody and I’m secretly relieved

I needed somewhere anonymous to post this. I need to get this off my chest and if you continue to read you will see why I can’t open up to friends and family. I can’t tell anyone this because everyone will think...

I think my apartment building might be abandoned

This probably sounds really weird but for some reason its really freaking me out.

I’ll start by saying that I don’t know any of my neighbours and I never really talk to them but I always used to hear them moving...