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My turd looks like you! Haha

Poop boy 416

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i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush

-Real life skitso

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On Halloween night you wear a costume, on Halloween night I take mine off to reveal my skull

Demon Kane

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Over 2 1/2 years my sweet Angel I miss you so much. You were so hot. cute. tight. S***.

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Wisdom person: Shut up. Nobody cares about your “wisdom”

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Sleaze me up Krusty.

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👋 peace

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”
i want a click, a click to your heart
a hyperlink into you.

a s***** browser from here to the end
a newsgroup one on one

don’t need a modem to connect to your mind
no search engine to find you

i want a click,...

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Death and terror rules the soul
You have been spellbound
By the Devil

giggity giggity alright alright alright

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I wish it was ok to say how you feel.

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After 3.5 years I’d imagine a man develops a taste for gigantic black dongs bombarding his backcoochie

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Corvallis dream man would be a black Latino trucker with hiv a big sausage between his legs and a bush like a fright wig that’s been down a marathon runners pants for 10 races. This man is a deviant homosexual pervert and it really gets my pecker bouncing like a...

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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There is a p******** retired trucker getting worked over by the police at 530 white privilege states since he’s caught he gets beat an set free on the spot

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All the elements are there.

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i like the feeling of pooping my pants, Not into s*** or anything i just really enjoy the feeling, like its not a s***** feeling at all, it just feels good

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Reading this site it feels like I’m the only one who’s never taken part in a spitroast or chugged a gallon of jizzle juice.

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Im done for…..

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Reply to found trans p*** on Dads computer. Your Dad is bisexual or gay.

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Hi, I’m 15 and this is my confession. This girl at my school (we used to be friends until she backstabbed me), she turned some of my friends against me to the point where they act like I’m some deadly disease. I know sh eturned them against me because she’s...

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Reply to sleepless. You need to see a doctor. Also say the Lords prayer 3 times before bed. Best wishes

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Yes. I’m the selfish one.

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From diabetes: thank you for letting me know about the way to cook eggs . I happen to love eggs.

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Reply to person suffering from Diabetes. It is very importing to eat eggs everyday. You can find many videos on youtube. The best way for diabetics to eat eggs is over easy of soft boiled because the egg yolks are should not be fully cooked. Best wishes

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Taking today off. I’ll finish tommorow after my guitar lesson.

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Like a ghost writer’s ending
She will send you down
She’s in love
With her broken heart
She’s in love
With the dark
She’s in love
With her broken heart
She’s in love with the dark
I’m getting tired of all...

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Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous
Break curfew new trip ensues
You never know
Bloodhounds just go
Pack backpack up for down the road
No change of clothes but change for tolls
Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal
Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee
Sugar...

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😘

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🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤

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I love my grandmother but God do I hate it when she comes to the house because she just takes over everything. Everything has to be done her way and nobody can tell her no.

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ooh piece of candy! Ooh piece of candy! It’s a trap!

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Corvallus has srs mental issues. Probably the tics and ocd.

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What don’t you like about Allan Watts? Did his personality rub you the wrong way?

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“It’s been seven hours and 15 days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone, I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
...

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“I hear the clock, it’s 6 AM
I feel so far from where I’ve been
I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you
I break the yolks and make a smiley face
I kinda like it...

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5 years

Will take those pain pills the doctor gave me for better use.

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5 years

Her beautiful long raven black hair.

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i sucked my friend’s c*** and now he is ignoring me, after i made him c** ugh, ppl are complicated

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Poz Party in Nacogdoches tonight! All the spitroast kings and j*** queens are here, Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, John Hagee, Steven Furtick, TD Jakes, Benny Hinn are all here to swap seed and recharge for Jesus! The will share with each other and you the fire of Jesus thru their...

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Fat a** Bill has died. He was the meanest, filthiest apartment manager in history. He is laid out at the funeral home but I wish he could see all of us celebrating.

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Jail time. Jail time now.

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Live long and Breed my Backsnatch in the bathroom at the Orlando International Airport. -CORVALLUS WINSLOW

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Whatever you say. I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your week. If there’s hope for a stupid f*** like me, there’s hope for all of yall. Now grab life by the balls and tell that mother fucker what it is. Live long and eat a**.

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