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What don’t you like about Allan Watts? Did his personality rub you the wrong way?

“It’s been seven hours and 15 days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone, I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
...

“I hear the clock, it’s 6 AM
I feel so far from where I’ve been
I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you
I break the yolks and make a smiley face
I kinda like it...

Will take those pain pills the doctor gave me for better use.

Her beautiful long raven black hair.

i sucked my friend’s c*** and now he is ignoring me, after i made him c** ugh, ppl are complicated

Poz Party in Nacogdoches tonight! All the spitroast kings and j*** queens are here, Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, John Hagee, Steven Furtick, TD Jakes, Benny Hinn are all here to swap seed and recharge for Jesus! The will share with each other and you the fire of Jesus thru their...

Fat a** Bill has died. He was the meanest, filthiest apartment manager in history. He is laid out at the funeral home but I wish he could see all of us celebrating.

Jail time. Jail time now.

Live long and Breed my Backsnatch in the bathroom at the Orlando International Airport. -CORVALLUS WINSLOW

Whatever you say. I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your week. If there’s hope for a stupid f*** like me, there’s hope for all of yall. Now grab life by the balls and tell that mother fucker what it is. Live long and eat a**.

Seriously though. You ever notice how the s******* perverted are usually exceptionally ugly, stupid or both in spades?

That’s serious I’m not exaggerating or just saying that it’s really true. Ugly, stupid, irritating, annoying, without exception. You will never see an attractive, desirable person at one of those parties. They...

You spout nonsense because you weren’t invited to any of the swings. We invited you’re wife because she’s cute and quiet, you’re clumsy,ugly,tower of lard.Megan the best thing about you’re family literally doesn’t involve you guy. They’d thrive without you, eat my a** hairs off you’re tooth brush b****. Free...

Shut up you retarded f*****…

You stupid, stupid full retard, retard.

Only one cure for that f***** outburst folks… 6 bullets to the brain followed by full dismemberment by chainsaw then fed to a wood mulcher into the ocean for fish food.

Today someone told me I have beautiful sad eyes. They said it was the saddest eyes they have ever seen.

Hchdhdjd

“I got a peaceful easy feelin’
And I know you won’t let me down
‘Cause I’m already standin’
On the ground
And I found out a long time ago
What a woman can do to your soul
Aw but she can’t take you any...

Kindness, patience, discipline.

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

I started eating sand because Wilbur Soot convinced me to.

There is so much garbage on here. God gave you life. Why do you act like morons?????
Don’t worry JOEL OSTEEN will fix it all! Download Joel’s sermons and get a free Ferrari. Or how about a free jet? Would you prefer a mansion or two?

Where do I get me some of these sweet cheeks Ive been reading about here? I’m fresh out and need butts to to f***. Atlanta here thebootybopper at yahoo

You jel?

I heard that Corvallis was at the Purple Cucumber tonight trying to get a train going but his a****** was stinking up the place and only two guys took him up on it. Apparently he has entered in an enchilada eating contest the night before. Corvallis is one busy f*****!...

Wolf moon

That is the best Prestonian story ever!

Reply to alcoholic. Try to not drink for two straight days per week to start in order to detox. I stopped drinking on Monday and Tuesdays and after a few months I was able to not drink until Friday. I am still drinking but not too heavy. I drink Friday...

overheard: “china be like: I dont know, china is just the winner of ALL the events. I guess we are just a superior race. meanwhile all the competition is poisoned and locked up. I swear, no one can compete fair anymore. Im the best girl swimmer (says boy swimmer)”

HUH.

Sort of. It’s complicated. Long story. Bit of a missed connection.

Oh I know. 😉 So you two correspond through here mutually…?

To illbjjb: the last poem you posted reached and resonated with my soul. I f****** love it.

“You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
I broke apart my insides
(Help me) I’ve got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help...

I wish this was a place I could deposit my wants.

I showed you mine. Hows about you show me yours? Pretty please?

How the f*** do you read and write with proper grammar if you don’t know the alphabet?

Watermelon

I don’t think her v***** was the problem, your d*** is probably a micropenis. A v***** is a literal muscle that is naturally not loose. Men who complain about loose vageens are clearly sore about being s*** in bed. 🤣 boohooo wahhhhh!!! Go f*** ur mommy

There’s more than just 3 singular people on this site yknow and more than 1 troll trolololololollllllllll