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THE UNNOFFICEL GÜTERSLOH TRAVEL GIUDE 2026!

-Gütersloh Weihnachtsmarkt in December.
-Friday night techno parties at Stadt hotel Gütersloh
-Porta Möbel Car meets every Saturday night.
-Burger King Gütersloh car meets every Friday Night.
-Drinking beer outside the Rathaus (cityhall) on weekdays.
-meet technohookers from Berliner Straße.
-Visit your aunt in Spexard GT, she’ll bake you apple pie.
-Get a tattoo at one of the tattoo studios that’s never fucken open.
-Listen to techno in the park with the local retards at 1am nightly.
-Sit in the Gütersloh biblothek (library) and watch the homeless people pretend to read.
-Subway isn’t open anymore, FUCKK!
-pick up girls at mcdonald’s.
-see a movie alone at filmwerk.
-see a black and white movie at bambi kino.
-go to rewe
-go to aldi
-go to dm
-smoke in the park
-get robbed by the gütersloher boys gang

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A tattoo bus giving tattoos at the CNE 2026 called the Tatour

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