If yall let that s*** go so we can pretend like it never happen I promise to never bother yall again for as long as both of you live. I will be cringing over this until the day I die.. I did meant everything I said though. Please don’t be...

Im gonna go kill myself now. Bye.

I’m 15. Turning 16 in April. I’m a sophomore and I really really like this boy. The only problem is that he’s a little bit younger than me. I don’t know who to tell because I’m afraid people will think it’s wrong. He’s a seventh grader. And he has a...

I don’t know any more. I’m pretty sure there are two different ones. But then sometimes I just can’t f****** tell. I’ve never seen them together. It could be just one. It’s driving me mad either way.

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Send Joel Osteen to Ukraine! Why not? Joel can solve it all.

Please stop posting your OBSESSION with Joel Osteen. Thanks!

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons

Good luck getting that image out of your head. Im gonna leave you with that and go finish up what I gotta do before I start.

watch?v=5TpRe_0GJfw

priceless

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I guess youll have to wait til next year to see me write my name.

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Just got done shoveling and it feels like I ran a quarter mile. Arent you sad you missed over half a foot of snow the day after it was 60 degrees out? Im sure your joints would have loved that.

Ill start in like an hour and a half or so.

Oh well, I dont mess with minors. Bye.

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I’m up early cause my neighbors s***. I had a dream last night that I was getting ready to go to the store so I could but food to cook to you, and I was asking you what you could eat.

“OK so, no gluten, what else should I avoid?”

“I think I heard a shot…”

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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A prayer, no insulin to my wife please God 🙏. Please Okey ar kosto dio na, amay dao.

“Who’s joe?” a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

So you’re going by “cj” now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it’s Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember the girl...

weird site

I dont usually check on you until like 12-1 pm est, so do me a favor and dont feed the trolls while im asleep.

When are you coming back Corv? Next Sunday?

SHOUTOUT TO THE ILL, SICK ONES…

still have to work today..

be strong 🙂

5 MINUTES EVERYBODY YAYYYY

ew… Loser Creep.

New to the gay scene. Is a shaved or hairy hole better? Douche before going out?

Ask your mom

The main character died! Can they do that?

Sometimes my father makes me feel sorry for myself I try not to listen to him but he always gets to me I’m not the perfect daughter he wanted me to be

“Old times Simple minds, you get the drill. . ……….. …. ….”

My mom came in my room and I didn’t have any clothes on I was going to do something personal. And I would like her to be staying out of my room give me my privacy and stop talking to me and to stop with this ridiculous bug nonsense she’s...

N****** farts smell bad because they have very unhealthful diets of burgers fried chicken potato chips grape soda and every part of the pig. I was on an airplane next to a farting n***** and I nearly threw up. Of course he gets on the plane eating a greasy burger...